And I thought the article was going to be about Cynthia McKinney

That's ridiculous. Liz is clearly a Grey.

...Has no idea what you're talking about.

I didn't know David Eike could run for president.

Oh god, David Icke. I love this guy; he's a laugh riot.

This is what I'm talking about when I say that the alternative parties in our political system are parodies of themselves. When they get serious, they might give the 2 party system a run for their money, until then, they're just goofing on all of us for money, or some other thing that's hard to quantify.

will crush him.

Well, you have to admit that it does explain a lot.

The planet Draco?

At last! A candidate who shares my paranoias!

Boxcar Willie?

Well that didn't work.

What a crock of shiat, everyone who's ever seen doctor who knows that the queen is part werewolf

According to Mr Icke's beliefs, the world is ruled by a secret group of illuminati, a race of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids known as the Babylonian Brotherhood. Among their number are President Bush, Boxcar Willie and, of course, the Queen.

Bush and the Queen I can understand, but Boxcar Willie?

According to Mr Icke's beliefs, the world is ruled by a secret group of illuminati, a race of shape-shifting reptilian humanoids known as the Babylonian Brotherhood. Among their number are President Bush, Boxcar Willie and, of course, the Queen.

I've seen no evidence he's wrong.

This man is running the world... this LIZARD man.

"Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Oh, my God - Lyndon LaRouche was right!"

I work with a guy that was reading a book about the Babylonian Brotherhood. He also believes that the first moon landing was faked, but not the subsequent ones.

What really scares me is that people like that can vote.

What's wrong with nominating a scientologist?

George Bush and Queen Elizabeth are shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the planet Draco

Wait... Queen Elizabeth, too?

So? Bush believed there were WMDs in Iraq, and that Iraq was in league with al Qaeda.

Shouldn't he be representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party instead of the Greens?

And this is why I'm a Green for the policy only. I didn't join for the candidates.

You should've seen it when we had the Natural Law party here in Canada. They promised levitating yogic flyers who would use their powers to create world peace. I don't think they actually flew, just kinda hopped about sitting cross legged. Magician Doug Henning was one of their candidates.

Just for the record, I always thought Margaret Thatcher was a reptile. I can't seem to picture her as a human being. Her baby pictures are probably of her clawing her way out of an egg and eating her nest mates.

ThisSideofSteinway: "Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies. Oh, my God - Lyndon LaRouche was right!"

"Nude conspiracies"?

Link?

Nevermind ... Simpsons reference

/i'm a dumbass

I thought L. Ron Hubbard was dead.

I told a tinfoil hat friend of mine, about this crazy reptile BS as a joke, and he exclaimed "Hey that explains a lot!"...

At the same time he's a staunch skeptic in Global Warming and the "Zionist Master Lie, the Holocaust"...

How can you be so gullible in some things and so skeptic in others, he's a great guy, but what a looney.

Hmm. He sounds marginally more sane than Ron Paul.

Remove all Republicans: mattbin: So? Bush believed told everyone there were WMDs in Iraq, and that Iraq was in league with al Qaeda.

You actually think he believed that nonsense? He (or at least Cheney) knew the truth.

Oh jesus. There is no hope for us as long as we have this partisan stupidity. I'm serious.

lilbjorn: George Bush and Queen Elizabeth are shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the planet Draco

Wait... Queen Elizabeth, too?



Reptiles? In my Queen?

It's more likely than you think.