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(Mojo In The Morning) Amusing 25 WORST rapper names EVER. All your favorites like "Peanut Butter Wolf" and " DJ Crazy Toones." But "Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats" takes "Rappin' Ron" for the #1 spot   (comedy.com) divider line 106
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3ToeOne [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 10:12:44 AM  
Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

 
Secret Agent X23 2008-06-27 10:17:36 AM  
Yeah, those guys should use more sensible-sounding names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Captain Beefheart.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 10:17:47 AM  
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Obdicut [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 10:28:26 AM  
3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

This. Awesome producer, too.

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 10:38:38 AM  
"Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats"

Something about goats?

 
swingerhead [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 11:18:31 AM  
patrick767: "Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats"

Something about goats?


I think those are LOL goatzes.

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 11:22:32 AM  
Princess Superstar rocks hard!

images.starpulse.com

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 11:40:16 AM  
I actually think the name "Peanut Butter Wolf" is cool. I'm also fond of Uncle Murda, the Atoms Family, and Yak Ballz. Some of these guys are pretty awesome rappers too, especially in the case of the Atoms Family.

At least "Big Baby Jesus" didn't show up on this one. This list is chock full o' ignorance.

 
AzDownboy [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 12:01:35 PM  
3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

Agreed

Goofy name, mad skillz

 
Jamespoon [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 12:04:31 PM  
In case any of you are interested in reading to lyrics to their smash hit single: Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats - Am Goin t' Jail (^)

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-06-27 12:56:47 PM  
3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

He is, but I didn't know that he ever rapped.

I like that name, actually.

He did a DJ set opening for the Beastie Boys last summer that was certifiably terrible. I think he was holding back. Mix Master Mike probably told him too. He's usually good.

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-06-27 12:58:43 PM  
FTA: 3. Young Black Teenagers

None of them were black. None of them were teenagers.


No shiat, sherlock, that's the point. Jesus.

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2008-06-27 01:11:36 PM  
ladybunny.net

Nelly, what kind of name is that?
That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat

 
docmattic 2008-06-27 01:11:53 PM  
Solid State Vittles: FTA: 3. Young Black Teenagers

None of them were black. None of them were teenagers.

No shiat, sherlock, that's the point. Jesus.


I also heard that Fine Young Cannibals never actually ate anybody.

 
Onkel Buck 2008-06-27 01:11:57 PM  
I go by Emcee 12 Inches of Dangling Fury

 
Stray Slacker 2008-06-27 01:12:22 PM  
I came here to praise Peanut Butter Wolf. I am pleasantly surprised.

 
doubleofive 2008-06-27 01:13:43 PM  
My friends and I made up rap names once. They were pretty bad also:

Plastic Smile
Cool-Aid
Sleazy Lee a.k.a. Sweet T
D.J. Tanner
Karamel Korn Kid
M.C. Donalds
Count Trackula
Billy O'Naire

And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man

 
Christian Bale 2008-06-27 01:14:28 PM  
no Dr. Wolfgang von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster?

 
Glitchwerks 2008-06-27 01:16:18 PM  
Stray Slacker: I came here to praise Peanut Butter Wolf. I am pleasantly surprised.

Yes, I did too. And how is it a bad name? It's pretty damn cool. Stupid, inane factoid #769,903...

The name comes from a bad nightmare his little brother had. He was being chased in the dream by a, you guessed it, peanut butter wolf.

Sorry, but that's just cool.

 
Bondidude 2008-06-27 01:21:53 PM  
They had me until Grayskul. Those guys are actually really quite good at what they do (sort of a mix of super hero/comic books with hip-hop, at least from their first album).

/loves me some Grayskul

 
Born in a Blue State 2008-06-27 01:21:57 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org



/Sadly not on list

 
cranberryzero [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 01:22:44 PM  
www.netweed.com

I've always thought Flo-Rida was incredibly farking stupid.

Why not just take it to the next level and name yourself "Massa Choosets"

 
monas 2008-06-27 01:23:07 PM  
What!? No Pooh Man!? (new window)

Bonus points: He just got out of jail and has cut a new record.

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-06-27 01:24:35 PM  
doubleofive: And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man


Awesome. Was the guy behind the decks DJ Qwisp?

 
mephyt [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 01:28:22 PM  
So, what is the entire thing with Ice-T and this other dude, anyhow?

/kind of curious and have no real idea of where to find work-safe links on this one...

 
DrMattaeo 2008-06-27 01:30:57 PM  
No Doo Doo Brown?
/He is the brownest brother in town.

 
lordargent 2008-06-27 01:32:24 PM  
Christian Bale : no Dr. Wolfgang von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster?

That's "Dr. Wolfgang Vincent Gobin Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir" to you son.

 
jwnc1 2008-06-27 01:34:40 PM  
We thought of a stupid rap name a long time ago after seeing some dudes out..

Big Chief Rid'em Fast & DJ Nappy Dreads

Its only funny if you know the story.

 
ltrain2 2008-06-27 01:35:36 PM  
doubleofive: My friends and I made up rap names once. They were pretty bad also:

Plastic Smile
Cool-Aid
Sleazy Lee a.k.a. Sweet T
D.J. Tanner
Karamel Korn Kid
M.C. Donalds
Count Trackula
Billy O'Naire

And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man


Nice.

 
Glitchwerks 2008-06-27 01:36:45 PM  
mephyt: So, what is the entire thing with Ice-T and this other dude, anyhow?

/kind of curious and have no real idea of where to find work-safe links on this one...


Until there's a dead body or two, I wouldn't really worry about it. The verbal exchanges over YouTube will give you a migraine, and quite simply, aren't worth watching.

 
T.rex 2008-06-27 01:41:23 PM  
you tell, solja' boys

 
offacue 2008-06-27 01:41:50 PM  
Secret Agent X23: Yeah, those guys should use more sensible-sounding names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Captain Beefheart.


Nice, I'm gonna do some Strawberry Alarm clock.

 
RemyDuron 2008-06-27 01:42:15 PM  
I actually like Funky Aztecs and Peanut Butter Wolf. They aren't trying to sound crazy badass or thug or anything.

 
vonster 2008-06-27 01:42:33 PM  
As if the whole hip-hop genre isn't completely ridiculous to begin with...

 
BigMamaBlueberry 2008-06-27 01:45:24 PM  
www.bundyology.com

What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

 
Ravens357 2008-06-27 01:47:49 PM  
vonster: As if the whole hip-hop genre isn't completely ridiculous to begin with...

It's just a fad, it'll never last

 
blueduck4ever 2008-06-27 01:49:31 PM  
Cracked did it!

 
prettywillie 2008-06-27 01:49:54 PM  
BigMamaBlueberry: What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

wasn't it grand master b?

 
SkaGoblin 2008-06-27 01:51:30 PM  
My favorite made up rapper name was, is, and will always be DJ Sonic Honkey.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-27 01:53:21 PM  
I'd like to point out that this gentleman right here:

www.college.columbia.edu

Had the absolute best rapper name EVAR!

/Prime Minister Pete Nice FTW
//He'd give you the Gas Face if you didn't like it

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 01:57:06 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 02:03:45 PM  
prettywillie: BigMamaBlueberry: What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

wasn't it grand master b?


Whaa? Grabasser B?

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 02:04:34 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-06-27 02:04:40 PM  
No M.C Peed Pants?

 
Wizzin 2008-06-27 02:05:12 PM  
As opposed to the "best" rapper names ever?

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 02:06:12 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
as in Hoez With Attitude

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 02:08:19 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com
Bytches With Problems

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 02:09:09 PM  
doubleofive: Count Trackula

I like this one.

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 02:09:44 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com

 
ilikeflowers 2008-06-27 02:20:11 PM  
Krissy Lamp, MC Chaszy Chess, etc...

 
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