Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

Yeah, those guys should use more sensible-sounding names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Captain Beefheart.

3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

This. Awesome producer, too.

"Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats"

Something about goats?

patrick767: "Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats"

Something about goats?

I think those are LOL goatzes.

Princess Superstar rocks hard!

I actually think the name "Peanut Butter Wolf" is cool. I'm also fond of Uncle Murda, the Atoms Family, and Yak Ballz. Some of these guys are pretty awesome rappers too, especially in the case of the Atoms Family.

At least "Big Baby Jesus" didn't show up on this one. This list is chock full o' ignorance.

3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

Agreed

Goofy name, mad skillz

In case any of you are interested in reading to lyrics to their smash hit single: Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats - Am Goin t' Jail (^)

3ToeOne: Peanut Butter Wolf is a legend. Seriously.

He is, but I didn't know that he ever rapped.

I like that name, actually.

He did a DJ set opening for the Beastie Boys last summer that was certifiably terrible. I think he was holding back. Mix Master Mike probably told him too. He's usually good.

FTA: 3. Young Black Teenagers

None of them were black. None of them were teenagers.

No shiat, sherlock, that's the point. Jesus.

Nelly, what kind of name is that?
That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat

Solid State Vittles: FTA: 3. Young Black Teenagers

None of them were black. None of them were teenagers.

No shiat, sherlock, that's the point. Jesus.

I also heard that Fine Young Cannibals never actually ate anybody.

I go by Emcee 12 Inches of Dangling Fury

I came here to praise Peanut Butter Wolf. I am pleasantly surprised.

My friends and I made up rap names once. They were pretty bad also:

Plastic Smile
Cool-Aid
Sleazy Lee a.k.a. Sweet T
D.J. Tanner
Karamel Korn Kid
M.C. Donalds
Count Trackula
Billy O'Naire

And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man

no Dr. Wolfgang von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster?

Stray Slacker: I came here to praise Peanut Butter Wolf. I am pleasantly surprised.

Yes, I did too. And how is it a bad name? It's pretty damn cool. Stupid, inane factoid #769,903...

The name comes from a bad nightmare his little brother had. He was being chased in the dream by a, you guessed it, peanut butter wolf.

Sorry, but that's just cool.

They had me until Grayskul. Those guys are actually really quite good at what they do (sort of a mix of super hero/comic books with hip-hop, at least from their first album).

/loves me some Grayskul

/Sadly not on list

What!? No Pooh Man!? (new window)

Bonus points: He just got out of jail and has cut a new record.

doubleofive: And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man

Awesome. Was the guy behind the decks DJ Qwisp?

So, what is the entire thing with Ice-T and this other dude, anyhow?

/kind of curious and have no real idea of where to find work-safe links on this one...

No Doo Doo Brown?
/He is the brownest brother in town.

Christian Bale : no Dr. Wolfgang von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster?

That's "Dr. Wolfgang Vincent Gobin Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir" to you son.

We thought of a stupid rap name a long time ago after seeing some dudes out..

Big Chief Rid'em Fast & DJ Nappy Dreads

Its only funny if you know the story.

doubleofive: My friends and I made up rap names once. They were pretty bad also:

Plastic Smile
Cool-Aid
Sleazy Lee a.k.a. Sweet T
D.J. Tanner
Karamel Korn Kid
M.C. Donalds
Count Trackula
Billy O'Naire

And the Cereal Killas:
Capt'n Krunk
Ryse Kryspy
Mizilk Man

Nice.

mephyt: So, what is the entire thing with Ice-T and this other dude, anyhow?

/kind of curious and have no real idea of where to find work-safe links on this one...

Until there's a dead body or two, I wouldn't really worry about it. The verbal exchanges over YouTube will give you a migraine, and quite simply, aren't worth watching.

you tell, solja' boys

Secret Agent X23: Yeah, those guys should use more sensible-sounding names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Captain Beefheart.

Nice, I'm gonna do some Strawberry Alarm clock.

I actually like Funky Aztecs and Peanut Butter Wolf. They aren't trying to sound crazy badass or thug or anything.

As if the whole hip-hop genre isn't completely ridiculous to begin with...

What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

vonster: As if the whole hip-hop genre isn't completely ridiculous to begin with...

It's just a fad, it'll never last

Cracked did it!

BigMamaBlueberry: What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

wasn't it grand master b?

My favorite made up rapper name was, is, and will always be DJ Sonic Honkey.

I'd like to point out that this gentleman right here:



Had the absolute best rapper name EVAR!

/Prime Minister Pete Nice FTW
//He'd give you the Gas Face if you didn't like it

prettywillie: BigMamaBlueberry: What, no Grandpappy B? For shame :P

wasn't it grand master b?

Whaa? Grabasser B?

No M.C Peed Pants?

As opposed to the "best" rapper names ever?

doubleofive: Count Trackula

I like this one.

Krissy Lamp, MC Chaszy Chess, etc...