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(Some Tarheel) Amusing Tinfoil Hat Time: "Winnie the Pooh's birth certificate more authenic than Barack Obama's." Jus sayin   (canadafreepress.com) divider line 142
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onedrp 2008-06-27 08:00:27 AM  
Winnie the Pooh was born in the Hundred Acre Woods which sounds very British to me.... to think of it.. I think Christopher Robin is British too...

 
Random Reality Check 2008-06-27 08:09:18 AM  
Wow, if this is the best Karl Rove and team can come up with, I wouldn't be counting on another Republican Blitzkrieg.

Come on, you guys have to be throwing this election.
I KNOW Karl Rove can do much better than this.
Hell, he managed to sell us George W. Bush!

 
mr_bunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:11:11 AM  
So, like, then he wasn't really born?

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:12:09 AM  
I think this Canadian shrew should exercise her right to vote against Obama. Oh, wait.

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:12:14 AM  
I'm from the "right" side of the aisle and I have just one thing to say to this.


Facepalm

Thanks for making our jobs more difficult asshats.

/wishes they would stick to substantive policy debates - they might actually have a chance to win then.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-27 08:13:13 AM  
I want to know Winnie's strategy on Middle East Peace.

 
beb004 2008-06-27 08:13:18 AM  
Judi McLeod is an award-winning journalist with 30 years experience in the print media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared on Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, and Glenn Beck.
Not partisan at all.

 
onedrp 2008-06-27 08:14:10 AM  
Being a Graphic Designer and former resident of Hawaii who is noticing the design of official document details the birth certificate example you show on your site looks like a year 2000+ non official record example. The security features and overall look of the document you show as an example or claim to be the real deal do not look like any document that would have been produced in the 60s. It is highly unlikely that you would even find the original unless Obama had it himself. If the State of Hawaii even produces a copy of the birth certificate using current paper and security features than it must be accepted as the original. Oh yeah and your argument FAILS. He is a US citizen and he is not a Muslim

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-27 08:14:51 AM  
a.abcnews.com

And not THIS Winnie (Though totally hittable)

 
Jacques Lestrap 2008-06-27 08:15:10 AM  
Oh Pooh!

 
ramell 2008-06-27 08:15:24 AM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: And not THIS Winnie (Though totally hittable)

Mmmm, I like where this thread is going...

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:15:38 AM  
I'm just wondering why there were 17 new articles posted to the Politics tab since I left the office yesterday. Odds are there'll be 3 in the next 10 hours that I'm actually here.

 
guilt by association 2008-06-27 08:16:29 AM  
Canada's fastest growing Independent™ news source?

 
Biological Ali 2008-06-27 08:18:51 AM  
mr_bunny: So, like, then he wasn't really born?

Exactly! Damning evidence that he's a clone. A Muslim clone.

 
SouthernManDunWrong [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:18:53 AM  
onedrp: He is a US citizen and he is not a Muslim

Great, how many times as a youth, did Barack Ears Hussein Obama, the selected candidate, pray to Mecca?

Personally, I think he is more agnostic than Christian, but he is afraid to come out of the closet and say so. Just more smoke and mirrors from the lying and corrupt democrat left.

It isn't like it doesn't cost more than $5 for a certified copy that could be released at any press conference.

Random Reality Check: Wow, if this is the best Karl Rove and team can come up with, I wouldn't be counting on another Republican Blitzkrieg.

Come on, you guys have to be throwing this election.
I KNOW Karl Rove can do much better than this.



I would think this is left over garbage from Hilliary's campaign.

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:21:02 AM  
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EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:22:03 AM  
onedrp: Winnie the Pooh was born in the Hundred Acre Woods which sounds very British to me.... to think of it.. I think Christopher Robin is British too...

But in one of his books Chris stated he never went anywhere without his gun, now that doesn't sound very British.

 
ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:24:33 AM  

 
Kevin72 2008-06-27 08:26:52 AM  
Then maybe he wasnt really born? Spontaneous generation? Delivered by the aliens? Virgin birth? Carried down by angels on a chariot? Or maybe he was kidnapped from a cruise ship and actually foreign born.

 
SherKhan 2008-06-27 08:29:01 AM  
As this is from a Canadian site echoing another site called Israelinsider I can sit back on my ample bottom confident that the brave Keyboard Commandos on the fightin' Right will dismiss this as meddlesome ferners talking about that which doesn't concern them.

 
Edsel 2008-06-27 08:30:10 AM  
Why does the looney right even bother with this crap? They have legitimate reasons to promote McCain over Obama, right?

Right?

 
redbucket [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:32:01 AM  
so we don't even have proof obama was born. we knew he couldn't prove he wasn't sexist, or racist, he couldn't prove he wasn't a muslim or a socialist, now we find out he can't even prove he's not hatched from a lizard.

how can anyone vote for this bigotterroristcommunistreptile? and did you know he's black, too?

 
the_rev [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:32:22 AM  
Oh, bother...

 
JohnnyC 2008-06-27 08:32:57 AM  
When I woke up this morning, I thought I smelled something... and here it is... The sweet smell of desperation.

 
Skleenar 2008-06-27 08:33:09 AM  

FTA:

Was his father's race listed as Arab, or Muslim, rather than African?


img88.imageshack.us

 
Theaetetus 2008-06-27 08:34:47 AM  
Edsel: Why does the looney right even bother with this crap? They have legitimate reasons to promote McCain over Obama, right?

Nope, and this isn't even one of them, considering John "Manchurian" McCain wasn't even born in this country!

 
The Duke of Carrot Flowers 2008-06-27 08:35:02 AM  
FTFA
Was no father listed because of the uncertainty over Obama's paternity? Was his father's race listed as Arab, or Muslim, rather than African?

/facepalm

 
The Duke of Carrot Flowers 2008-06-27 08:39:43 AM  
Hum. two minutes too late.

 
DuncanMhor 2008-06-27 08:40:48 AM  
Kevin72: Then maybe he wasnt really born? Spontaneous generation? Delivered by the aliens? Virgin birth? Carried down by angels on a chariot? Or maybe he was kidnapped from a cruise ship and actually foreign born.

Obama is the Invisible Imam

 
g026r 2008-06-27 08:40:49 AM  
guilt by association: Canada's fastest growing Independent™ news source?

They've had that on their site for as long as I've known about them - which would be a few years. They're also complete and utter whack-jobs (if that wasn't obvious already).

The editor/main contributor used to get into edit wars on Wikipedia over articles related to her and her site, from what I recall.

 
BizarreMan 2008-06-27 08:42:00 AM  
The Hillary camp screwed up. They're supposed to get her on the ticket as VP, win the election, then on January 22, produce the evidence that he's not a natural-born US citizen, and not even naturalized! Then he's kicked out and voila'. President Clinton II.

/tinfoil
//getcher tinfoil right here!

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:42:23 AM  
redbucket: so we don't even have proof obama was born. we knew he couldn't prove he wasn't sexist, or racist, he couldn't prove he wasn't a muslim or a socialist, now we find out he can't even prove he's not hatched from a lizard.

how can anyone vote for this bigotterroristcommunistreptile? and did you know he's black, too?


[Ding-Ding] You're the first in the thread to mention Baraks Skin Color.

You win a big helping of..."Sorry, he's white"

For those claiming the "right" will not quickly step away from this heap o trash news item and claim "We could debate on substance and have a better chance of winning" I point to my above post.

/He's mixed which makes him black and white, not one or the other.
//Saying he's black is a pander to the Black Voting block in hopes of energizing them and getting them out to the polls in big numbers.
///Just realized the article mentioned his race first - make that two Facepalms from the right. Damn.

 
JohnnyC 2008-06-27 08:43:21 AM  
Theaetetus: Nope, and this isn't even one of them, considering John "Manchurian" McCain wasn't even born in this country!

Huh... I wasn't aware of that. Interesting:

John McCain AKA John Sidney McCain III. Born: 29-Aug-1936 Birthplace: Coco Solo, Panama Canal Zone, Panama

And holy crap... 1936!! I mean, yeah... I knew the guy was old, but when I think about it by way of what year he was born. Good gravy he's old. heh

 
Cat Food Sandwiches 2008-06-27 08:43:54 AM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I'm just wondering why there were 17 new articles posted to the Politics tab since I left the office yesterday. Odds are there'll be 3 in the next 10 hours that I'm actually here.

Methinks you are like me, never Fark on own time, only company time.

 
Alien Robot 2008-06-27 08:44:43 AM  
"Janice Okubo, Director of Communications of the State of Hawaii Department of Health, told Israel Insider: "At this time there are no circumstances in which the State of Hawaii Department of Health would issue a birth certification or certification of live birth only electronically." And, she added, "In the State of Hawaii all certified copies of certificates of live birth have the embossed seal and registrar signature on the back of the document."

 
g026r 2008-06-27 08:45:36 AM  
guilt by association: Canada's fastest growing Independent™ news source?

And since I only just noticed the ™: yes, they're firmly independent in the style of the Fark Independent™.

 
yellekc 2008-06-27 08:46:03 AM  
Can someone please post John McCain's birth Certificate?

No?

I thought so. He has several secret chapters in his life he is trying to hide. I heard this from an old naval intelligence officer who was stationed in Panama at the time McCain was supposedly born:

His mother Roberta fled into Columbia with Nazi sympathizers and gave birth to John in a small town just outside Bogota. She was seduced by the Nazi Panamanians because her husband was a naval officer, and they needed to infiltrate the canal. But they knew they would probably lose the war. As a backup plan they used secret brainwave modulation to implant subversive ideas into baby McCain's brain. That is why he became a naval pilot. He landed in Hanoi to further his training. The whole POW story is just an elaborate cover. Hitler, who was old but still alive at the time, was waiting to implant his neural pattern into McCain. A side effect of all this brainwashing is continual flip flops and a love of pancakes.

 
pandabear [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:47:40 AM  
SouthernManDunWrong: It isn't like it doesn't cost more than $5 for a certified copy that could be released at any press conference.

Yeah, or have someone that knows what they are doing scan the one they've got. Jesus, the scan that has been released is asking for trouble.

/Remember kids, JPG is evil. Hard drives are big and cheap these days. Don't compress your scans.

 
icy_one 2008-06-27 08:48:54 AM  
You know, I'd have to believe that when he filed to run for office, some bureaucrat somewhere dotted the i's and crossed the t's. Otherwise, what, we go through this whole farce until November and then someone is like "WAIT! HE'S NOT A CITIZEN!" That makes no farking sense.

 
Cat Food Sandwiches 2008-06-27 08:50:32 AM  
When this document was released last week all the Farkers said it was shopped. What took so long for the rest of the world to catch on?

 
BunkyBrewman [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 08:52:36 AM  
Regarding Obama.

It doesn't matter if he was born in Hawaii or not.
The Naturalization Act of 1790, that "the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond the sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born citizens"

 
beoswulf 2008-06-27 08:54:38 AM  
Skleenar: FTA:

Was his father's race listed as Arab, or Muslim, rather than African?


You're so enlightened viewing the world through a 21st century mindset. Why didn't old people in the funny old days think just like you?!

Actually take a second to get edjuhcated and learn'up at some history websites. The US census survey forms that I saw my great grandparents on in 1920 and earlier immigration papers listed various racial categories along the lines of White, Negro, Jew, Hindu, Oriental, Mediterranean etc

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-06-27 08:55:56 AM  
Random Reality Check: Wow, if this is the best Karl Rove and team can come up with, I wouldn't be counting on another Republican Blitzkrieg.

Come on, you guys have to be throwing this election.
I KNOW Karl Rove can do much better than this.
Hell, he managed to sell us George W. Bushiathat is your answer to everything. Obama is friends with a terrorist, a "whitey hater", and a crook currently in jail: "Is that the best they can come up with?"

Barack won't even supply his birth certificate after making a huge point to force Hillary to show her tax records "Is that the best they can come up with?"

His wife has never been proud of this country, Obama's mother, father, reverend, and friends are thrown under the bus. "Is that the best you have?"

 
guilt by association 2008-06-27 08:57:05 AM  
Edsel: Why does the looney right even bother with this crap? They have legitimate reasons to promote McCain over Obama, right?

Right?



I sometimes wonder if they're intentionally sabotaging his campaign. I think most on the right secretly want McCain to lose, so that they can make a strong comeback somewhere in the future.

 
attackingpencil 2008-06-27 09:00:49 AM  
beoswulf: Actually take a second to get edjuhcated and learn'up at some history websites. The US census survey forms that I saw my great grandparents on in 1920 and earlier immigration papers listed various racial categories along the lines of White, Negro, Jew, Hindu, Oriental, Mediterranean etc

Because you made me curious I checked out the 1960 Census form (here) (new window)

And the races are listed as:
White
Negro
American Indian
Japanese
Chinese
Filipino
Other

So, it seems unlkely that "Arab" would be listed on a 1961 birth certificate. Although, I wouldn't be totally surprised if I was wrong.

 
2wolves 2008-06-27 09:04:18 AM  
When will a manly he-man of the Republican herd step up and file charges? Take personal responsibility of making this criminal act taken to court.

I'll wait...

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-06-27 09:04:38 AM  
What's that? The Republitard canidate that wears Depends smells like Pooh?
/It's OK, McCain 'puter skillz.

 
kisdm001 2008-06-27 09:05:43 AM  
i250.photobucket.com

Dude, she (was) twelve...

 
redbucket [TotalFark] 2008-06-27 09:06:28 AM  
CanisNoir: redbucket: ve he's not hatched from a lizard.

how can anyone vote for this bigotterroristcommunistreptile? and did you know he's black, too?

[Ding-Ding] You're the first in the thread to mention Baraks Skin Color.

You win a big helping of..."Sorry, he's white"

For those claiming the "right" will not quickly step away from this heap o trash news item and claim "We could debate on substance and have a better chance of winning" I point to my above post.

Sarcasm much?

 
Sofa King Awesome 2008-06-27 09:08:06 AM  
Obama is wrong on heffalump security, he supports heavy windfall taxes on hunny producers, and (between you and me) I hear he's a closet tigger-lover.

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