These Jesus sightings are getting pretty lame. (plus they drive down the value of my Jesus on toast auction on e-bay).

I once saw a kid smoke a grasshopper. Now THAT'S news.

I do not understand the thought processes of people who believe in these sightings.

With all the objects in the world, some things will bear a passing resemblance to the popular depiction of Jesus. Pointing them out might be fun, I guess. But do people actually think that Jesus is up there, planting his likeness in various every day objects? If he wanted to send signals that he was real, one would think that he could find less roundabout ways to do it. And if not making himself known except through the Bible is part of free will or whatever, then why expose himself via grilled cheese sandwiches?

Somebody should start a hunt for "things that look like George Washington". I bet he'd catch up pretty fast..

Fossilized Jesus?

That's amazing

Interesting, all I saw was one of those Easter Island head statues.

And he's either flicking us off, or *very* happy to be there. Hard as a rock, even.

Looking at the picture I've got to say it doesn't look like Jesus to me. More like a woman or something...?

Forced Perspective: But do people actually think that Jesus is up there, planting his likeness in various every day objects? If he wanted to send signals that he was real, one would think that he could find less roundabout ways to do it. And if not making himself known except through the Bible is part of free will or whatever, then why expose himself via grilled cheese sandwiches?

Your problem is you're trying to use logic to understand religion.

Thanks to the lunatic fringe for this never ending slew of counterproductive misrepresentations.

/yea

NSFW??

I see Jesus, that's obvious, but I wonder which of the desciples has his head up Jesus' robe?

That's not Jesus, that's a chick in a long dress getting skirt-munched by a finger-food porter at a ballroom party. She's up against the bathroom sink so she can spread her legs without her drunk ass falling over.

Seriously, Jesus is in the muffins.

pareidolia aside...

The company owners say they feel blessed to have the piece and hope to sell it and donate the proceeds to a struggling church in Madill, Oklahoma.

i'm curious as to why they picked a small church in podunk, OK

Looks like a streetlight to me.

Umm... I'm not seeing it

That weird claw-looking think looks like a gasoline pump nozzle, so I think that either Jesus is sympathizing with our terrestrial plight or he's fueling up the Escalade for a quick getaway.

"thing" not "think"

I fail.

Jesus creates granite in a geological process called Magic.

Razorwolf: That's not Jesus, that's a chick in a long dress getting skirt-munched by a finger-food porter at a ballroom party. She's up against the bathroom sink so she can spread her legs without her drunk ass falling over.

God is truly in the details.

PATTERN RECOGNITION = DIVINE MIRACLE

Company owners say the image is unique, especially since hunks of granite are sliced into slabs, like pieces of bread.....

Yeah, whenever I want a sammich I say, "Gimme some slabs of bread."

Granite slab with image of Jesus sells for four times the normal price, to be installed in church kitchen

/only purpose

I swear that's L. Ron Hubbard in there somebody tell Tom Cruise quick!

It looks like Jesus is getting some head from a bald eagle.

Forced Perspective: And if not making himself known except through the Bible is part of free will or whatever, then why expose himself via grilled cheese sandwiches?


Because most of the world happens to be both a) not Christian and b) lactose intolerant. He is reaffirming the true religion in the one place most of the world will never look- processed dairy foodstuffs.

I see Jesus in a hot tub with a joint in his right hand.

See?!?! Dirty Hot Linker added the Xenu antennae now we know where all the reanimated corpses are coming from!

CrankMyBlueSax
I once saw a kid smoke a grasshopper. Now THAT'S news.

You mean like a cigarrett or like a piece of salmon?

Those who look at the 6x10 foot slab say they can see the head and arms of Jesus, along with either a belt, sword or glowing book.

They can't tell a book from a sword, but they're sure it's Jesus. What denomination are they, Rorschachtarians?

If they sell it on eBay, I bet the shipping charges will be a biatch.

Let he who is without sin cast the first granite slab.

I think it's this guy.

I guess Jesus really does rock.

seminole87: aerojockey: It looks like Jesus is getting some head from a bald eagle.

To me it looks like He is raising his leg so that the guy behind him and slip it in more easily.

i think he's got a gun

he's just out celebrating the supreme court decision

whatshisname:

Your problem is you're trying to use logic to understand religion.

win.

Why can't there ever be an "I refuse to believe" pic?

I miss people seeing stuff like a 900 foot Jesus.

NOOOO!!!! HAN!!!!

Psychotropic: Fossilized Jesus?

Your own.... fossilized... Jesus...
Someone to us as a prop,
Or a counter-top...

/So many apologies to Depeche Mode

Uhm. If anyone can see jesus in that can they circle the area I'm supposed to be looking in or something?

Hottest Girl on the Internet: Forced Perspective: And if not making himself known except through the Bible is part of free will or whatever, then why expose himself via grilled cheese sandwiches?


Because most of the world happens to be both a) not Christian and b) lactose intolerant. He is reaffirming the true religion in the one place most of the world will never look- processed dairy foodstuffs.

Damn.

Now I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus in my heart, *and* your Fark handle.

/crom-jew-eezy

It looks more like Ted Nugent to me.

Granite, I can see the image, but the Bible doesn't say anything about Christ being stoned.

Its showing that maybe the christians are right.... Jesus is everywhere

Fjornir: Uhm. If anyone can see jesus in that can they circle the area I'm supposed to be looking in or something?

Dirty Hot Linker added antennae for you....look above. Once you're properly oriented, you can spot his holy chubby pretty easy too....

/It's a Sailboat!