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(Free Press) Amusing Kid Rock gets in and out of 18 holes without giving any of them hepatitis   (freep.com) divider line 58
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Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-06-26 10:02:31 AM  
zing!

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 10:38:53 AM  
I wouldn't be so sure. I'd keep my glove on when going for your balls on that course now.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 10:52:07 AM  
Why does he come across as a regular guy that got real lucky? Sure his music isn't great, but some of it is a guilty pleasure.. i admit it.

I'd invite him to the lake house for a BBQ, some boating and beer. The weird thing, I think he might actually show up.

 
EdMon 2008-06-26 11:32:21 AM  
This is the greatest news report ever written ever

 
ADIDAS247 2008-06-26 12:12:46 PM  
I have only heard good stories about Kid out in the public, he really loves his fans and people. Asses in wafflehouses is a whole other story

 
hiltinuts2 2008-06-26 12:57:04 PM  
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mcsiegs [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 12:57:44 PM  
A pro-am? Did he punch out Bob Barker?

 
machoprogrammer 2008-06-26 12:57:58 PM  
He does seem like a good person. Some of his music sucks, some isn't bad.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-06-26 12:58:31 PM  
schwinggggg!

 
Manpace 2008-06-26 12:58:42 PM  
John Daly looks more and more like William Shatner all the time.

 
degreeless 2008-06-26 01:00:46 PM  
I've met Kid Rock, and he didn't come across as the kind of personality you would expect from hearing his music, especially the early stuff. He was fairly reserved and polite.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-06-26 01:02:15 PM  
mcsiegs: A pro-am? Did he punch out Bob Barker?

The price is wrong, biatch.

 
49ersrule 2008-06-26 01:02:31 PM  
today's headlines are keeping the how about no bear very busy

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sje1978 2008-06-26 01:03:34 PM  
I met him once in NYC, when I was with a couple of hotties, not only was he cool to them (of course) but he was mad cool to me as well.

Overall a great guy and just like getting a beer with your buddy. Talked some sports, music and regular guy nonsense. Just wants to be treated like he is one of your buddies. Except he is a multi-millionaire.

/He is a pu55y magnet
//Cant say I blame them, after my encounter I kind of had a man-crush on him for a while

 
Sapper_Topo 2008-06-26 01:03:53 PM  
John Daly and Kid Rock... I dont care if you love it or hate it that is a party duo on a course and it would have been fun to be there! 3 man scramble I want in. That is all.

 
sje1978 2008-06-26 01:05:54 PM  
PS - I can't tell you how many shots he bought us and practically everyone in the bar. He was all about getting everyone in the bar f'ed up

 
tidal9 2008-06-26 01:06:22 PM  
Yuck, he and Uncle Kracker should go in on a death pact.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:07:14 PM  
Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark

 
DrForrester 2008-06-26 01:12:03 PM  
How did this dork get famous in the first place?

/just fulfilling the promise of the thread

 
The Malingerer 2008-06-26 01:13:03 PM  
Jesus!
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ASPBonehead 2008-06-26 01:13:22 PM  
Daly tried to quit drinking once, but he couldn't figure out another way to get the beer from his hand to his stomach.

Hasn't he ever seen one of these?

tbn0.google.com

 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:14:22 PM  
ADIDAS247: I have only heard good stories about Kid out in the public

Same here. I've never met him personally, but I know a lot of people who have said he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:15:50 PM  
www.evilinternet.com

 
BerardisBiatch 2008-06-26 01:17:01 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark


you're funny......

 
ipsofacto 2008-06-26 01:17:09 PM  
DrForrester How did this dork get famous in the first place?

With the top rolled back and the sunshine... er, shining?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:17:24 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark


Nice to see I am not the only one who thinks that people are missing the important part.

I assume most of the haters in here are jealous that he has the life they want. It isn't like he didn't struggle and refine his art. This man is without a throwback to the old days of music when being a rockstar didn't mean being a pretentious ass. Plus he has actually grown as an artist. Go back to listening to American Idol you douchebags.

 
accountblocked 2008-06-26 01:17:31 PM  
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BTing 2008-06-26 01:25:02 PM  
Since I didn't see someone else post it.

Daly and Rock (NARR pop)

 
robisfunky 2008-06-26 01:26:08 PM  
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BerardisBiatch 2008-06-26 01:28:45 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Dr.Knockboots: Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark

Nice to see I am not the only one who thinks that people are missing the important part.

I assume most of the haters in here are jealous that he has the life they want. It isn't like he didn't struggle and refine his art. This man is without a throwback to the old days of music when being a rockstar didn't mean being a pretentious ass. Plus he has actually grown as an artist. Go back to listening to American Idol you douchebags.


I'd agree with this comment completely with the exception to the feminine hygiene remark.

/HATES that term

 
ha-ha-guy 2008-06-26 01:31:19 PM  
The only negative thing i say about Kid Rock was that he funded a water park at Clintonwood Park in Oakland County. The negative part of it is that it went in right next to the hockey rink. To date three kids gotten whacked with deflected pucks.

Really he's a stand up guy and a good michigander

 
rancidPlasma 2008-06-26 01:31:46 PM  
I like Kid Rock.. sounds like someone you could shoot the shiat, and have a few drinks with.

/Just stay away from Waffle House.

 
mrEdude 2008-06-26 01:33:44 PM  
HEP C is not sexually transmitted, and it's arseholes like subby perpetuating the myth that make life all the harder for those of us already living with a death sentence.

Never mind that the whole Pam Anderson Hep C Fark circle-jerk of hilarity ran out of steam years ago.

-1 for ignorance and lack of imagination

 
The Notorious HIV 2008-06-26 01:35:04 PM  
"Bawitaba ta bang ta bang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie"

"I will kill you while you're sleeping or taking a shiat"

 
cyclebiff 2008-06-26 01:36:37 PM  
mrEdude: HEP C is not sexually transmitted, and it's arseholes like subby perpetuating the myth that make life all the harder for those of us already living with a death sentence.

Never mind that the whole Pam Anderson Hep C Fark circle-jerk of hilarity ran out of steam years ago.

-1 for ignorance and lack of imagination


Dude, calm down and wear a fark-condom next thread, k?

 
BEER_ME_in_CT [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:37:30 PM  
I admit I'm a fan, I hope I get to sit down and have a beer with him someday, I'll pay for it. He gets bad rap because of his drinking and womanizing and occasionally fighting(defending someone he was with). Sounds like fun to me. Alot of people judge him on the basis of his clothes or how much he drinks or that they dont like his music... whatever. I'd say hes just a guy living the good life and making no apologies. Good for him.

 
mrEdude 2008-06-26 01:38:17 PM  
cyclebiff

Don't be an idiot.
Or is that too tall and order for someone so small?

 
MrStench [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:38:20 PM  
FTA: Kid Rock tees off on the eighth hole during Wednesday's pro-am event at Warwick Hills. "I didn't know what the dress code was going to be," said Rock, whose golfing partner was John Daly, left.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Sure you didn't.

 
cyclebiff 2008-06-26 01:43:51 PM  
mrEdude: Don't be an idiot.
Or is that too tall and order for someone so small?


:( I come here to laugh... I wish I had the "Welcome to fark" pic with the schoolgirl crying right now, because if you're easily offended you should probably go to a Valtrex forum or something....

 
Miracle Whip 2008-06-26 01:45:49 PM  
cyclebiff: mrEdude: HEP C is not sexually transmitted, and it's arseholes like subby perpetuating the myth that make life all the harder for those of us already living with a death sentence.

Never mind that the whole Pam Anderson Hep C Fark circle-jerk of hilarity ran out of steam years ago.

-1 for ignorance and lack of imagination

Dude, calm down and wear a fark-condom next thread, k?


Loled-due one keyboard please.

/Bawitabawa. His name is KEEEEEEEDDDDDD

 
prekrasno 2008-06-26 01:48:15 PM  
Great, another "Kid Rock rocks" thread.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 01:49:40 PM  
BerardisBiatch: globalwarmingpraiser: Dr.Knockboots: Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark

Nice to see I am not the only one who thinks that people are missing the important part.

I assume most of the haters in here are jealous that he has the life they want. It isn't like he didn't struggle and refine his art. This man is without a throwback to the old days of music when being a rockstar didn't mean being a pretentious ass. Plus he has actually grown as an artist. Go back to listening to American Idol you douchebags.

I'd agree with this comment completely with the exception to the feminine hygiene remark.

/HATES that term


I will retract the douchebag comment and replace it with small minded arrogant jack ass.


MrStench: FTA: Kid Rock tees off on the eighth hole during Wednesday's pro-am event at Warwick Hills. "I didn't know what the dress code was going to be," said Rock, whose golfing partner was John Daly, left.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Sure you didn't.


He shows up to black ties in t-shirts and slippers.

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2008-06-26 01:56:06 PM  
mrEdude: cyclebiff

Don't be an idiot.
Or is that too tall and order for someone so small?


Its best to make sure you aren't an idiot yourself before calling someone else one.

Link

So how exactly did you get it? Injecting drugs or was it butt-sex? On second thought, never mind. It doesn't matter in your case.

 
accountblocked 2008-06-26 02:06:52 PM  
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare:
So how exactly did you get it? Injecting drugs or was it butt-sex? On second thought, never mind. It doesn't matter in your case.


Im putting my money on buttsecks!!!

 
druidmama [TotalFark] 2008-06-26 02:07:38 PM  
Well, I'll jump on the bandwagon. I saw Kid Rock a couple of weeks ago in Memphis at the Hank, Jr and Skynyrd show. He was in front of me, and our entire section had quite a good time. He was friendly and shared some funny looking cigarette, which I know we were't suppose to have inside the forum.

 
productiveslacker 2008-06-26 02:07:42 PM  
As a fan of Kid Rock, with several of his concerts I have seen in the past, the recent news of him coming to my town for only a small $54 a ticket plus probably $10 charges, has made me realize I'll probably be home that night.

 
Pertifly 2008-06-26 02:09:59 PM  
What's up with this "columnist" - he cracked about 2 dozen "jokes" during the article.

"Daly tried to quit drinking once, but he couldn't figure out another way to get the beer from his hand to his stomach."

 
BerardisBiatch 2008-06-26 02:10:12 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: BerardisBiatch: globalwarmingpraiser: Dr.Knockboots: Weird.. i expected this thread to be filled with wild haters of Kid Rock.
Instead, I am greeted with personal accounts of positive experiences with him.. which is what i guessed/hoped it would be like, and happy to see that it is.

/checks to see if he's still on Fark

Nice to see I am not the only one who thinks that people are missing the important part.

I assume most of the haters in here are jealous that he has the life they want. It isn't like he didn't struggle and refine his art. This man is without a throwback to the old days of music when being a rockstar didn't mean being a pretentious ass. Plus he has actually grown as an artist. Go back to listening to American Idol you douchebags.

I'd agree with this comment completely with the exception to the feminine hygiene remark.

/HATES that term

I will retract the douchebag comment and replace it with small minded arrogant jack ass.


MrStench: FTA: Kid Rock tees off on the eighth hole during Wednesday's pro-am event at Warwick Hills. "I didn't know what the dress code was going to be," said Rock, whose golfing partner was John Daly, left.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Sure you didn't.

He shows up to black ties in t-shirts and slippers.



My most sincere thanks.....

 
wookie1 2008-06-26 02:13:29 PM  
FTA:
Daly tried to quit drinking once, but he couldn't figure out another way to get the beer from his hand to his stomach.

Is the author a comedian in the evenings?

 
EthelPP 2008-06-26 02:25:54 PM  
I would SO turn Kid Rock upside down. I would bang him like a screen door. I'd feel really dirty afterwards, but, still. I would pretty much bet the dude can lick his eyebrows and breathe through his ears.

 
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