Replaced at the last moment by Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk, so it's all OK.

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markie_farkie: Replaced at the last moment by Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk, so it's all OK.


Who had arrived having already eaten...

Easy for you to say.

Can I buy a vowel?

Västervik

/Was that so hard?

Submitter, Markie_Farkie

A one-two punch if ever there was one.

/+1

FTFA: "Koverot theorizes that some of the school's staff and parents who belong to the Pentecostalist church put pressure on Torstensson to have Koverot fired for fear that he might be a bad influence."

Sounds like he needs to give Varg Vikernes a call if he ever gets paroled lol...

finnished: Was that so hard?

Kyllä.

Actually it's the metal bands who have more stringent rules- I think Nifelheim kicked a member out for getting a girlfriend because "All women are biatches and whores and should be treated as such". Then there's the cannibalism.

H_is_for_Heretic: I think Nifelheim kicked a member out for getting a girlfriend because "All women are biatches and whores and should be treated as such"

There's stringent. And then there's the truth.

Headline is fbxrd.

Wait until they see his legal team



~Syl

Wow, that's so brutal.

/I have a theory about Nordic languages originating through chattering teeth and sneezes.

By the frozen tits of Frigga!

H_is_for_Heretic: Then there's the cannibalism.

And the murders and church burnings associated with Black Metal.

Am I the only one to notice the link after the introduction?

Rock festivals - not like a trip to your grandma's house

/you never saw grandma in the mosh pit, pal

Same band?

Wayne: Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.
Wayne: Wow I love your accent, where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen: I am from Sveden.
Wayne: Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?
Bjergen Kjergen: Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.
Wayne: Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah hah.
Wayne: Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.
Bjergen Kjergen: Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.
Wayne: It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.

uh no?!

What did he axe him about?

I think I'd be a swell aesthetics teacher.

I think I know what exit leads to their studio:

Is this another nonsense headline like the hitler boobies persian one?

ElegantGoose: Is this another nonsense headline like the hitler boobies persian one?

Oddly enough, it's straight out of TFA... and it even makes sense when you read the article.

Ombudsman of Justice.

Man, I'd read that Super-Spectacular #1st Issue.

Did he go to kyrgyzstan?

Last seen headed for a Pentecostal Church in Västervik.

METAL!!

jestme: Same band?

I'm not sure of the top group, but the "lolcat" shot is Immortal (Norway).

docbenspock: Wayne: Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.
Wayne: Wow I love your accent, where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen: I am from Sveden.
Wayne: Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?
Bjergen Kjergen: Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.
Wayne: Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah hah.
Wayne: Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.
Bjergen Kjergen: Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.
Wayne: It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.

+1

Well, most death metal is pretty bad.

/Melodic death metal, on the other hand is quite nice.

Dero: jestme: Same band?

I'm not sure of the top group, but the "lolcat" shot is Immortal (Norway).

Yup, that would be Blodsrit. They're not half bad, either. Not my favorite, but still very listenable.

~Syl

Smellvin: Melodic death metal, on the other hand is quite nice.


FTW

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

Kali-Yuga: i142.photobucket.com
FTW

Exactly of what I was thinking when I wrote that post! :D

FBXRD

Black Metal Rocks!

/hotlinked for Satan

The Angry Hand of God: Black Metal Rocks!

Arf. Mfgh, and homphlegore.

Srsly

Ace Frehley's Ghost: /hotlinked for Satan

I'll be disappointed if that's not Goatwhore.

ENEMIES OF METAL YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD!!!

The Angry Hand of God
Black Metal Rocks!

Preach on, brother.

/COBHC

It's a Viking thing. Loki into your heart to forgive, odin to the circumstances. Baldar to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous thorune, then....


ah, skip it....

Children of Bodom= win