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(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious Yxmarder of Blodsrit axed from Hammargymnasiet in Vastervik   (thelocal.se) divider line 148
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markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 06:45:43 PM  
Replaced at the last moment by Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk, so it's all OK.

 
NYZooMan 2008-06-25 07:03:08 PM  
¿¿¿

 
coma 2008-06-25 07:03:47 PM  
markie_farkie: Replaced at the last moment by Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk, so it's all OK.


Who had arrived having already eaten...

 
skinink 2008-06-25 07:04:35 PM  
images.eonline.com

 
KwameKilstrawberry 2008-06-25 07:04:46 PM  
Easy for you to say.

 
srtpointman 2008-06-25 07:06:34 PM  
Can I buy a vowel?

 
finnished 2008-06-25 07:06:40 PM  
Västervik

/Was that so hard?

 
mr. mister 2008-06-25 07:08:06 PM  
Submitter, Markie_Farkie

A one-two punch if ever there was one.

/+1

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-06-25 07:09:13 PM  
FTFA: "Koverot theorizes that some of the school's staff and parents who belong to the Pentecostalist church put pressure on Torstensson to have Koverot fired for fear that he might be a bad influence."

Sounds like he needs to give Varg Vikernes a call if he ever gets paroled lol...

 
exit [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 07:09:17 PM  
finnished: Was that so hard?

Kyllä.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-06-25 07:09:43 PM  
Actually it's the metal bands who have more stringent rules- I think Nifelheim kicked a member out for getting a girlfriend because "All women are biatches and whores and should be treated as such". Then there's the cannibalism.

 
bdub77 2008-06-25 07:11:45 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: I think Nifelheim kicked a member out for getting a girlfriend because "All women are biatches and whores and should be treated as such"

There's stringent. And then there's the truth.

 
CornFedIowan 2008-06-25 07:12:09 PM  
Headline is fbxrd.

 
helsdottir 2008-06-25 07:12:11 PM  
Wait until they see his legal team

img.photobucket.com

~Syl

 
logruszed 2008-06-25 07:12:29 PM  
Wow, that's so brutal.

/I have a theory about Nordic languages originating through chattering teeth and sneezes.

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2008-06-25 07:12:35 PM  
By the frozen tits of Frigga!

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-06-25 07:13:16 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Then there's the cannibalism.

And the murders and church burnings associated with Black Metal.

 
Kludge [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 07:14:33 PM  
i4.photobucket.com

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-06-25 07:15:23 PM  
Am I the only one to notice the link after the introduction?

Rock festivals - not like a trip to your grandma's house

/you never saw grandma in the mosh pit, pal

 
jestme [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 07:16:31 PM  
static.metal-archives.com

warehouse.carlh.com

Same band?

 
docbenspock 2008-06-25 07:16:41 PM  
Wayne: Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.
Wayne: Wow I love your accent, where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen: I am from Sveden.
Wayne: Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?
Bjergen Kjergen: Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.
Wayne: Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah hah.
Wayne: Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.
Bjergen Kjergen: Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.
Wayne: It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.

 
wildancrazy159 2008-06-25 07:16:41 PM  
uh no?!

 
you_idiot 2008-06-25 07:16:42 PM  
What did he axe him about?

 
thisisyourbrainonFark 2008-06-25 07:17:05 PM  
I think I'd be a swell aesthetics teacher.

 
srtpointman 2008-06-25 07:17:23 PM  
I think I know what exit leads to their studio:
i80.photobucket.com

 
ElegantGoose 2008-06-25 07:17:46 PM  
Is this another nonsense headline like the hitler boobies persian one?

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-06-25 07:19:07 PM  
ElegantGoose: Is this another nonsense headline like the hitler boobies persian one?

Oddly enough, it's straight out of TFA... and it even makes sense when you read the article.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-06-25 07:19:28 PM  
Ombudsman of Justice.

Man, I'd read that Super-Spectacular #1st Issue.

 
XMark 2008-06-25 07:20:40 PM  
Did he go to kyrgyzstan?

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-06-25 07:22:01 PM  
i142.photobucket.com
Last seen headed for a Pentecostal Church in Västervik.

 
Axe Wound 2008-06-25 07:22:03 PM  
www.konzai.com

 
ultraholland 2008-06-25 07:22:12 PM  
img516.imageshack.us
METAL!!

 
Dero 2008-06-25 07:22:25 PM  
jestme: Same band?

I'm not sure of the top group, but the "lolcat" shot is Immortal (Norway).

 
Finger51 2008-06-25 07:22:58 PM  
docbenspock: Wayne: Hi, uh we're here to see Handsome Dan. My name is Wayne Campbell
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah, I know. We've been expecting you, Vane Campbell. I am Bjergen Kjargen.
Wayne: Wow I love your accent, where are you from?
Bjergen Kjergen: I am from Sveden.
Wayne: Oh really? Whereabouts in Sweden?
Bjergen Kjergen: Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords.
Wayne: Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjargen, from Kneurgen, near the Joergen Fjords. Hmm. Kneurgen, that's in the Klargen Province, near the Biburgen River.
Bjergen Kjergen: Yah hah.
Wayne: Now correct me if I'm wrong. Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniature. I did a report on Sweden in the eighth grade.
Bjergen Kjergen: Well I am impressed with your quest for knowledge. Educated men are rare.
Wayne: It was really hard, I stayed all night on it. Then the next day, in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea. I really wish I hadn't told you that.


+1

 
Smellvin 2008-06-25 07:24:05 PM  
Well, most death metal is pretty bad.

/Melodic death metal, on the other hand is quite nice.

 
helsdottir 2008-06-25 07:28:56 PM  
Dero: jestme: Same band?

I'm not sure of the top group, but the "lolcat" shot is Immortal (Norway).


Yup, that would be Blodsrit. They're not half bad, either. Not my favorite, but still very listenable.

~Syl

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-06-25 07:29:02 PM  
Smellvin: Melodic death metal, on the other hand is quite nice.

i142.photobucket.com
FTW

 
syrtis 2008-06-25 07:29:10 PM  
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

 
Smellvin 2008-06-25 07:31:31 PM  
Kali-Yuga: i142.photobucket.com
FTW

Exactly
of what I was thinking when I wrote that post! :D

 
z0rgatr0n [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 07:31:46 PM  
FBXRD

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-06-25 07:37:21 PM  
Black Metal Rocks!
pagesperso-orange.fr

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-06-25 07:39:05 PM  
warehouse.carlh.com

/hotlinked for Satan

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-06-25 07:42:43 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Black Metal Rocks!
i142.photobucket.com

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-06-25 07:43:12 PM  
i300.photobucket.com

 
Zotfripper 2008-06-25 07:43:16 PM  
Arf. Mfgh, and homphlegore.

Srsly

 
exit [TotalFark] 2008-06-25 07:44:22 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: /hotlinked for Satan

I'll be disappointed if that's not Goatwhore.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-06-25 07:45:40 PM  
ENEMIES OF METAL YOUR DEATH IS OUR REWARD!!!
static.metal-archives.com

 
moosealope 2008-06-25 07:48:22 PM  
The Angry Hand of God
Black Metal Rocks!

Preach on, brother.

/COBHC

 
Pointy Tail of Satan 2008-06-25 07:48:53 PM  
It's a Viking thing. Loki into your heart to forgive, odin to the circumstances. Baldar to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous thorune, then....


ah, skip it....

 
shavethewhales 2008-06-25 07:50:24 PM  
Children of Bodom= win

 
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