Im going to get myself a nice man-purse this afternoon

HappyHarryHardOn: Im going to get myself a nice man-purse this afternoon

it's European!

They're just like regular boys- running, jumping, climbing trees, but they put on makeup while they're up there.

/shamelessly stolen

Lance Bass doesn't? Well I think that makes them gayer than him, does it not?

TFA: avant-garde entertainer Kanye West

You're shiatting me.

/Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonius Van Funkenmeister The 19th and 3 Quarters is not amused
//It's like I'm sayin...

metro-sexuality is like so 2003.

Zac Efron isn't a metrosexual, he's actually an enormous fag.

/ Not that there's anything wrong with that.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Lance Bass doesn't? Well I think that makes them gayer than him, does it not?

"top". lance bass must be a bottom.

Why do we need big words like "metrosexual" when small ones like "gay" paint the picture?

Man up Nancy.

No farking Prince? Shenanigans on the whole list.

Until I saw LL Cool J, I thought to myself: "This may as well list all the men with whom I would never have sex."

/I know LL is lame.
//But I'd still tell daddy how I want it.

I don't care how he does it. Jon is and always will be the hottest of them all.

//oh for a few minutes alone with him

Sorry, list fails without inclusion of the originators-



Metro long before it was "cool".

/yeah, waving my Duran Dork^tm flag yet again
//you'll get over it

Dear Star(farker)pulse: "Clothes horse" and "metrosexual" are not synonymous.

/yeah, I know you need to come up with "content," but you're just embarrassing yourself.

How long has the reporter(?), writer of TFA been speaking/writing in English. I'm a construction worker in San Francisco and most of the people I have to work with speak Chinese, Spanish, Tagalog, Polish or Russian. I'm not at work, a little grammar would be nice.

Sarcastica75: Until I saw LL Cool J, I thought to myself: "This may as well list all the men with whom I would never have sex."

/I know LL is lame.
//But I'd still tell daddy how I want it.


You may keep that to yourself from now on, thanks.


FelineMommy27: Sorry, list fails without inclusion of the originators-



huh?

that's how they get those fine biatches

skaetur: /Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonius Van Funkenmeister The 19th and 3 Quarters is not amused
//It's like I'm sayin...

Excellent.

ltrain2: Sarcastica75: Until I saw LL Cool J, I thought to myself: "This may as well list all the men with whom I would never have sex."

/I know LL is lame.
//But I'd still tell daddy how I want it.


You may keep that to yourself from now on, thanks.


FelineMommy27: Sorry, list fails without inclusion of the originators-



huh?

Oh ok! Whatever you say.

Shall I send all my posts your way for approval, or just the ones on the Showbiz tab?

Sarcastica75: ltrain2: Sarcastica75: Until I saw LL Cool J, I thought to myself: "This may as well list all the men with whom I would never have sex."

/I know LL is lame.
//But I'd still tell daddy how I want it.

You may keep that to yourself from now on, thanks.

FelineMommy27: Sorry, list fails without inclusion of the originators-
huh?
Oh ok! Whatever you say.
Shall I send all my posts your way for approval, or just the ones on the Showbiz tab?

You look good in my dress
Ill get your friends to clean the mess
You look good in my clothes
I can feel you where the doctor goes
My beautiful son
I know
He had ribbons in his hair
And lipstick was everywhere
You look good in my dress
My beautiful son
I know
Youre burried like me
Youre burried
I know
My beautiful son

Robert1966: Dear Star(farker)pulse: "Clothes horse" and "metrosexual" are not synonymous.

/yeah, I know you need to come up with "content," but you're just embarrassing yourself.

Nicely done.

/NTYGAFF

Not sure if he counts, but the man is fabulous.

WFern: Not sure if he counts, but the man is fabulous.

Nah, Executive Transvestite. Entirely different.

No spiffy tag?

Down low tag?

Sarcastica75: Oh ok! Whatever you say.

Shall I send all my posts your way for approval, or just the ones on the Showbiz tab?


Preferably all of them. Thanks for understanding.

ltrain2: Sarcastica75: Oh ok! Whatever you say.

Shall I send all my posts your way for approval, or just the ones on the Showbiz tab?


Preferably all of them. Thanks for understanding.

I would point you to the ignore button, but you aren't a TFer.

/good luck with your face.

Sarcastica75: I would point you to the ignore button, but you aren't a TFer.

/good luck with your face.


That would crush me...deeply...

[checks profile]

good luck with yours as well.

skaetur: <oh snap>

ltrain2: Sarcastica75: I would point you to the ignore button, but you aren't a TFer.

/good luck with your face.


That would crush me...deeply...

[checks profile]

good luck with yours as well.

What would crush you deeply? Your weak comeback?

/Oh noes! You thinks I'm ugly!
//Now *I'm* crushed....deep, deeper, deeper, deeper, yes, yes, yes!
///*smokes*

Sarcastica75: What would crush you deeply? Your weak comeback?

/Oh noes! You thinks I'm ugly!
//Now *I'm* crushed....deep, deeper, deeper, deeper, yes, yes, yes!
///*smokes*


Ok fugly betty.

ltrain2: Sarcastica75: What would crush you deeply? Your weak comeback?

/Oh noes! You thinks I'm ugly!
//Now *I'm* crushed....deep, deeper, deeper, deeper, yes, yes, yes!
///*smokes*


Ok fugly betty.

OH WOW YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME.

Someone post the OH SNAP pic, as clearly it fits now.

Sarcastica75: OH WOW YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME.

Someone post the OH SNAP pic, as clearly it fits now.

God messing with people is funny.

ltrain2: God messing with people is funny.

Yes, this makes sense.

Sarcastica75: Yes, this makes sense.

haha

Sorry, really bored at work.

/continue on

ltrain2: Sarcastica75: Yes, this makes sense.

haha

Sorry, really bored at work.

/continue on

Unrelated, but I've been told by various women that I resemble Tom Cruise. I've also been compared to Jake Gyllenhaal and Captain America.

dtirkel: ltrain2: Sarcastica75: Yes, this makes sense.

haha

Sorry, really bored at work.

/continue on

Unrelated, but I've been told by various women that I resemble Tom Cruise. I've also been compared to Jake Gyllenhaal and Captain America.

I get so tired of skanks running up throwing themselves at me on the street thinking I'm brad pitt, it pisses me off.

//250 pounds. Makes it funnier.

dtirkel: Unrelated, but I've been told by various women that I resemble Tom Cruise. I've also been compared to Jake Gyllenhaal and Captain America.

ha, it's definetly related if I think you're talking about what I think you're talking about.


/or something...

PascalsGhost: I get so tired of skanks running up throwing themselves at me on the street thinking I'm brad pitt, it pisses me off.

//250 pounds. Makes it fattunnier.

I don't know, first thing that popped into my head.

ltrain2: PascalsGhost: I get so tired of skanks running up throwing themselves at me on the street thinking I'm brad pitt, it pisses me off.

//250 pounds. Makes it fattunnier.

I don't know, first thing that popped into my head.

The biatches loves them some hefty lovins son.

PascalsGhost: The biatches loves them some hefty lovins son.


Ruben Studdard?

ltrain2: PascalsGhost: The biatches loves them some hefty lovins son.


Ruben Studdard?

Christ, I'm overweight bro. I can stil fukking walk. Damn.

PascalsGhost: Christ, I'm overweight bro. I can stil fukking walk. Damn.

Tyler Perry?


Idk I'm going home.

ltrain2: PascalsGhost: Christ, I'm overweight bro. I can stil fukking walk. Damn.

Tyler Perry?


Idk I'm going home.

Late life Anna Nicole with a dick. Better?

Mama said pimp you out.

PascalsGhost: Late life Anna Nicole with a dick. Better?


I mean you coulda just left it at "late life Anna Nicole" and it all woulda been the same...but yeah, better.