Deceptive headline.
"Sheryl Crow needs ...
The article states she needed booze in her early performances (which were, like, 20 years ago).
I'm no Crow fan, but that's just lazy.

"You're all a bunch of filthy Cretans!"

- Sheryl Crow on stage

Back when I catered concerts the only person who really stands out as a "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOTTA BOOZE" moment was Stevie Nicks. Sammy Hagar had us buy a lot of Cabo Wabo, but it wasn't for drinking.

And almost every band had a lot of booze, but not Stevie Nicks' amount.

I'll get this started...

She needs massive amounts of my cock.

Wonder if she had beer and nuts with Lance A before the shows.

Wait...there are parts of life which don't require massive amounts of alcohol to get through???

doxonrox99: Wonder if she had beer and nuts with Lance A before the shows.

FTFY.

gODDhead: "You're all a bunch of filthy Cretans!"

- Sheryl Crow on stage

At the Acropolis?

You know what they say: The Boobieshe deepest...

This isn't news to anyone who saw her back then. I saw her open for Crowded House in San Diego ('94?) and she was absolutely terrible. I was by the mixer board getting my ticket stub signed by Paul Hester and he kept looking at Crow, shaking his head.

Does she have to drink it all in a bar on a Tuesday? While facing a giant car wash? 'Cause that could be fun.

superchump: She needs massive amounts of my cock.

don't we all?

Saw her play the state fair one year, hard to keep watching the stage because several of the lesbian couples sitting ahead of me and to the side of me were constantly making out. Some of them were even hot.

Saw her open for The Rolling Stones. Girl can wear the SHIAT out of a purple leather mini-skirt.

SomeOkieGirl: superchump: She needs massive amounts of my cock.

don't we all?

Well HELLO!

Musicians get loaded before show?
Wow, thanks Ric Romero!!1!

She likes a beer buzz early in the morning...as do I.
/And she likes cyclists from Texas!
//I am so in...

I wanted to hit it until I read her doing some interview about the environment, and she was saying some goofy shiat about how we should only need to use 3 squares of toilet paper to wipe.

Biatch, I don't know about your dainty derrière, but I've had some shiats of epic proportions that required a helluva lot more than 3 squares.

It just left me wondering... how nasty is her stuff if she only uses 3 squares max?

Perhaps if one only shiats ice cream, one can get away with it.

JestersTear: ... but I've had some shiats of epic proportions...

/that is pure farking poetry my dear farker

Just like Lance Armstrong needing help trying to do her "sans testicle."

/she has a face like a horse!

i saw a pic of her topless and lemme tell ya she has some serious flapjack titties

it kinda ruined her for me ever since

doxonrox99: Wonder if she had beer and nuts with Lance A before the shows.

Wouldn't it be only one nut with Lance A ?

AiryAnne, would you mind expounding on that? I would've thought Nicks and crew were more into other substances. How much exactly is 'HOLY CRAP'-worthy? Signed, Enquiring Minds who like their Booze

AiryAnne: Back when I catered concerts the only person who really stands out as a "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOTTA BOOZE" moment was Stevie Nicks. Sammy Hagar had us buy a lot of Cabo Wabo, but it wasn't for drinking.

And almost every band had a lot of booze, but not Stevie Nicks' amount.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what use Sammy had in mind for lots of Cabo Wabo if not for drinking? (I mean, what did he want it for then?)

In the Smoking Gun's tour rider section they noted that Sheryl required a different type (and mass quantities) of booze each day. I guess when you sign a deal with Satan to become a successful recording artist you need to drink.

/same deal that John Mayer and James Blunt signed

As a Kevin Gilbert fan, I'm here to express my disapproval of this artist.

Carry on.

Fark headlines are about as accurate at the NY Post.

Chronomorte: AiryAnne: Back when I catered concerts the only person who really stands out as a "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOTTA BOOZE" moment was Stevie Nicks. Sammy Hagar had us buy a lot of Cabo Wabo, but it wasn't for drinking.

And almost every band had a lot of booze, but not Stevie Nicks' amount.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what use Sammy had in mind for lots of Cabo Wabo if not for drinking? (I mean, what did he want it for then?)



Enemas.

JestersTear: I wanted to hit it until I read her doing some interview about the environment, and she was saying some goofy shiat about how we should only need to use 3 squares of toilet paper to wipe.

Biatch, I don't know about your dainty derrière, but I've had some shiats of epic proportions that required a helluva lot more than 3 squares.

It just left me wondering... how nasty is her stuff if she only uses 3 squares max?

She was being sarcastic at the time.

Command + F "Kevin Gilbert"

Very nice, The Mad Cockatiel. Even though I agree with you 100% I think it's amusing how predictable Sheryl Crow threads are.

Chronomorte: AiryAnne: Back when I catered concerts the only person who really stands out as a "HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOTTA BOOZE" moment was Stevie Nicks. Sammy Hagar had us buy a lot of Cabo Wabo, but it wasn't for drinking.

And almost every band had a lot of booze, but not Stevie Nicks' amount.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what use Sammy had in mind for lots of Cabo Wabo if not for drinking? (I mean, what did he want it for then?)

Sammy Hagar owns or partly owns the company that makes Cabo Wabo. Sooo, if they had to buy it for him then it is money in his pocket.

/alcohol economics

I'd be drunk all the time too if I killed Kevin Gilbert.

Ignorant McNugget: Command + F "Kevin Gilbert"

Very nice, The Mad Cockatiel. Even though I agree with you 100% I think it's amusing how predictable Sheryl Crow threads are.

I should have CTRL-F'd. :) But with a username like mine, I can't let any Crow threads pass by.

I thought maybe that would explain the whole Kid Rock thing...but the effects of alcohol can last a very long time...!

shadowself: I'd be drunk all the time too if I killed Kevin Gilbert.

niiiiiice. i want to go to one of her concerts just so i can ask her how guilty she feels.

Clearly there is only one way for us Gilbertoholics to get all this bitterness out of our system.

We must form a band and stage a "Victims of Sheryl Crow" benefit show. We will perform "Shaming of the True" from start to finish and donate the proceeds to a Testicular Cancer charity.