It worked for Ricky Schroeder and his thumb.

Wow, living in Druid Hills is always so exciting.

Jack Bauer had the right idea in the third season of 24.

Just sayin'.

so when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm wrapping myself in duct tape.

Duct tape chaaaaanges eveeeery thiiiiiiing!

/hotlinked

My life for you!

If you can't duc' it, f*ck it!

Duck tape
100 mile an hour tape
Duct tape

Just wanted to cover all the possibilities.

Dafodude: If you can't duc' it, f*ck it!

And if you can't neither duc' it nor f*ck it?.

I'd be terrified if they'd use any other kind of tape.
I just hope they have a couple of cans of WD-40 on hand as well.

Why scary? Duct tape is cheap, available, and it works. Ten million techies can't be wrong.

/was a stage tech for 16 years
//used duct tape for virtually everything
///except that

Wow humans are farking dumb.

CygnusDarius: Dafodude: If you can't duc' it, f*ck it!

And if you can't neither duc' it nor f*ck it?.

hate to insta-repeat myself, but if you can't duc it or fark it, WD-40 it.

Buy duct, buy duct tape!

I used to live near the CDC in GA

I figured I'd be the first one to snuff it in a zombie plague outbreak. I'd rather be the first than the last.

CygnusDarius: Dafodude: If you can't duc' it, f*ck it!

And if you can't neither duc' it nor f*ck it?.

It must be your mom?

No wait, that's only half right.

/kidding!

Lab 257. Read it.

Duct tape...Is there anything it can't do?

Little known fact: Duct tape fixes most common relationship problems as well.

Gyrfalcon: /was a stage tech for 16 years
//used duct tape for virtually everything


Gaffer tape.

darkhorse23: Wow, living in Druid Hills is always so exciting.

As a former N. Druid Hills/Buford resident I commiserate.

FTFA: "It's an enhancement," said Patrick Stockton, CDC safety and occupational health manager, as he and four other agency officials took a reporter to see the door Wednesday.

"We could take it off."

We could take it off any time, dammit! Any time!! We just don't want to right now.

Use something you'd trust your life to.



/approves

When my man was working for Schneider trucking company he made an awesome discovery. Schneider has their own bright orange duct tape! And they had it out to their employees like candy. He used it to decorate his old laptop.
/We still have a roll somewhere around here.

Now working for the CDC!

AquariumFish:
We could take it off any time, dammit! Any time!! We just don't want to right now.

We could take it off any time. We don't think you want us to, though. Give us, say, another few millions in funding, you know, just to make sure the tape stays ON.

so it's just an extra layer of precaution on top of all the other precautions which are fully functional?

Hmm, I don't see a problem.

Remove All Republicans - Justice Minister Jamieson seems to be a proponent of the "forks made rosie o'donnell fat" crowd.

"include licensing the sale of knives that are not intended for preparing food."

That's just silly. Well, our buddies across the pond have been going off the deep end for quite a while now.

Now if they were using this I wouldn't be as worried.

Everything I came in to say or post has been said.

Duct tape is holy.

MacGyver was right all along.

Approves

/If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy

/hotlinked

fark wrong thread..


warshgod - That is the first and most appropriate Red Green reference i've ever seen.

/i think i'm supposed to give you some internets now

xtex: It worked for Ricky Schroeder and his thumb.

Worst. TV movie. Evar.

I only watched to the end because it was fascinating how crappy the script was. I'm pretty sure an 8-year-old wrote it.

Maybe the focus should be .."Why are you working on bioterror bacteria?" vs "Why are you holding said bacteria in with duct tape?"

They actually use a duct-tape like tape to seal their own biohazard suits when in a hot area. It's standard practice.

ParliamentFunkadelic: Maybe the focus should be .."Why are you working on bioterror bacteria?" vs "Why are you holding said bacteria in with duct tape?"

Probably because to create a treatment for said bacteria you have too work with and see what makes it tick.

True Value: Now if they were using this I wouldn't be as worried.

Putting tape ON the gorilla isn't so bad. Removing the tape from the gorilla is a beat-down of biblical proportions.

Did they use plastic sheeting & garbage bags like Rumsfield wanted us all to do?

And here I thought breaking out was hard to do.

shadowself: Gyrfalcon: /was a stage tech for 16 years
//used duct tape for virtually everything


Gaffer tape.

Couldn't afford it, only used that when it was going to be visible under the lights. When we needed to hold up a flat from behind, rig a light with no tether, had a 60-ft cable that only had to go five feet--duct tape.

Gaffer tape is too pricey when you work for Equity-waiver in downtown LA.

Duct tape is apparently used pretty frequently for sealing up bio suits and vents etc. I'm sure it would be surprisingly effective too.

Nice. I always said the way that all of the Southeast will die is an accident at the CDC. However, I never expected it to be from our own hands..and ya know what. There is a mysterious cough going around the Atl metro area..and doctors are having issues diagnosing it. Makes ya wonder huh?

I believe duct tape was used.

We should find something lots more expensive and fancy-sounding that doesn't work as well, and use THAT.

In the CDC's defense the deadly germs would probably get stuck on the tape's adhesive before escaping.

AR55: In the CDC's defense the deadly germs would probably get stuck on the tape's adhesive before escaping.

And then mutate into a duct-tape killing super-virus that would cause the whole world to fall apart.

Stu Redman not impressed

///Randall Flagg, however, is VERY happy indeed

taurusowner: They actually use a duct-tape like tape to seal their own biohazard suits when in a hot area. It's standard practice.

Yeah, which makes me wonder if what they had on the door was regular duct-tape, or the 'sticky-tape' normally used on the suits and such.

Other uses of duct tape