Kerry Katona has been left distraught after it was revealed her estranged mother is planning to write a tell-all book exposing the reality TV star's sex secrets.

With a mother who would do something like that, it isn't hard to guess why Kerry made such choices.

Suicidal Writer: With a mother who would do something like that, it isn't hard to guess why Kerry made such choices.

this.

This is a revenge book, plain and simple. She clearly doesn't care about rebuilding the relationship with her daughter or grandkids.

Until today I'd never heard the name Kerry Katona. Explain to me again, why I should care about these people?

SurfaceTension: Until today I'd never heard the name Kerry Katona. Explain to me again, why I should care about these people?

She's the reason her band is called Atomic Titten (at least in Germany). GIS for Kerry Katona boob (^, not safe for work)

Two Dogs Farking: SurfaceTension: Until today I'd never heard the name Kerry Katona. Explain to me again, why I should care about these people?

She's the reason her band is called Atomic Titten (at least in Germany). GIS for Kerry Katona boob (^, not safe for work)

WOW. Those funbags are reason enough for me to be interested!

Two Dogs Farking: She's the reason her band is called Atomic Titten (at least in Germany). GIS for Kerry Katona boob (^, not safe for work)

Holy crap! How have I never heard of those funbags before??

How much would you pay for an hour or two with those Brittanic bon-bons?

Ooh...sounds like the opening plot line for a Law and Order Episode. When do they find the mothers body in a dumpster behind a Hooter's?

I think the daughter's pimp did it!

Funbags are fun.

I'm always amused when Brits think we care about their "celebrities."

Who?

(GIS)

Oh! Well. I still have no idea who she is, but she sure seems nice enough.

/fap

DaMacGuy: Who?

(GIS)

Oh! Well. I still have no idea who she is, but she sure seems nice enough.

/fap

My sentiments exactly.

Why does her mother know her sex secrets? Eewww...

Epossumondas: Why does her mother know her sex secrets? Eewww...

Pimp fees?

Epossumondas: Why does her mother know her sex secrets? Eewww...

Lesbian incest? It seems to be a national pasttime over there - at least according to the fine people at Literotica.......I mean.....umm......crap, no getting out of this one.

Check out the funbags on that hosehound!

Okay, so she has some titties. Women do that from time to time. Whoop-de-shiat.

Who?

StopArrestingMe: Check out the funbags on that hosehound!

funny!

nirwana: Funbags are fun.

Guilty as charged.

Who in the hell are these unattractive people?

/totally confused
//as usual

Who?

I was all "Who?" until someone mentioned Atomic Kitten.

Funny story: A few years ago, the bimbettes were doing a spot on morning national show, "Canada AM". They sang ... poorly. The guy who does the weather spots (think Al Roker) came over to where the other hosts were seated and said, "Wow. They needed more rehearsal, didn't they?"

I'll say that I've actually heard of Atomic Kitten. It's a decent enough band, but without some great marketing they'd probably have never taken off like they have. I've got a few of their songs on my iPod.

Still, it's pretty crappy that her mom would do this. For once I agree with SuicidalWriter, with a mom like that it's no surprise that she'd do half of the things she's being accused of.

I think she needs to pee.

Funbags:

nirwana: Funbags are fun.


Guilty as charged.

I lol'd.

it has been said already...but i gotta say it too


/who?

Don't know who this Kerry Katona person is, but if this is true, her mother is a thoroughly detestable person, and she should be fired out of a cannon into the sun.

Why should I care about these butterfaces?

As apparently everyone doesn't know who either of them are, I suspect this is a coordinated effort to sell books AND publicize the daughter/singer/whore.

She looks like Tracy Allman.

If Kristy Alley and Carrie Underwood could hook up, this would hatch.

pistauf_farker: I'm always amused when Brits think we care about their "celebrities."

They don't. It's a British page submitted to a US website and approved by Americans. Most Brits don't give a rat's ass what Septics think.

Oh, look, Zem thinks he's being witty.

/yawn

StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor: Oh, look, Zem thinks he's being witty.

Not at all, mildly irritated perhaps. What are you being? Bored? Boring? Both?