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(The Sun) Cool Man spends 15 years building model of Paris out of garbage in his back yard, which has become a tourist attraction but still hasn't helped him get laid. The Sun is there with a cool slide show   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 67
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Heroic Poser 2008-06-22 12:01:17 PM  
HA! I see Spider Man at the top.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:05:14 PM  
Judging on the demographic he attracts, I don't think he wants to get laid.

 
maudibjr 2008-06-22 12:32:48 PM  
whatever floats your boat.

 
Agoraphobic 2008-06-22 03:05:26 PM  
sweet hair

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:06:38 PM  
I saw "Paris," "garbage," and "tourist attraction" and immediately assumed Paris Hilton.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2008-06-22 03:07:39 PM  
I spent 15 minutes building a model out of garbage that looks just like Gary Indiana.

 
Odinsward [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:09:33 PM  
Neat!

but frankly utterly pointless.

Not gonna get him laid.

 
gonepostal 2008-06-22 03:10:02 PM  
with a stupid hobby like that he must be at least 1/2 american 1/2 retard and .... oh wait, no room for anything else

 
The Grinch 2008-06-22 03:10:09 PM  
Not even a French woman would surrender herself to that guy.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-06-22 03:12:01 PM  
He's only 29? And I think he used a little more than garbage building that layout...

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-06-22 03:13:30 PM  
He's *29*? I guess if I woke up every morning looking like a middle aged accountant at 29, I'd find something to take my mind off it.

 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:13:44 PM  
Looks like he put Sacre Couer in the 11th.

 
doodler 2008-06-22 03:15:16 PM  
The Grinch: list your hobbies.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:18:14 PM  
"Man spends 15 years building model of Paris out of garbage"

+10 Bonus for authenticity.

 
seatown75 2008-06-22 03:18:48 PM  
He started when he was 14. So he still lives with his parents...?

 
freakdiablo 2008-06-22 03:21:39 PM  
seatown75: He started when he was 14. So he still lives with his parents...?

There's your problem with the not getting laid thing.

 
Ned Stark [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:23:10 PM  
smells like the real thing to.

 
Rethorn 2008-06-22 03:25:33 PM  
seatown75: He started when he was 14. So he still lives with his parents...?

This may surprise you, but in other countries they actually have families where the children stay to take care of the parents as they get older. In fact, the majority of the world works this way.

 
Mr. carrot [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 03:25:41 PM  
That doesn't look like a 29 year old to me. He's got some great crows feet.

 
skinink 2008-06-22 03:29:06 PM  
Odinsward
"Neat!

but frankly utterly pointless.

Not gonna get him laid."


Says the guy posting on Fark. Now go get some sun!


 
kenchie 2008-06-22 03:36:53 PM  
That's a very dubious haircut he's got there.

 
Cthulhu11 2008-06-22 03:39:22 PM  
Heroic Poser: HA! I see Spider Man at the top.

"Everybody gets one."

 
edmund_vnh 2008-06-22 03:40:33 PM  
Where are the burning cars?

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-22 03:45:23 PM  
edmund_vnh: Where are the burning cars?

Right next to the Turk pieces of garbage.

 
dkimball 2008-06-22 03:46:46 PM  
Should have done Newark.

 
RaisedOnATARI 2008-06-22 03:55:24 PM  
Bean stunt double

 
eltejon 2008-06-22 03:59:37 PM  
Not difficult when you consider how cool their garbage is. The yogurt is sold in very nice clay or even porcelain crocks. I was amazed at how much good reusable or recyclable stuff was expected be be thrown out.

And all most of the guys would be considered metrosexual in the US. My wife admitted her gaydar was broken the entire 14 months we lived there.

 
danar75 2008-06-22 04:03:06 PM  
That's pretty GD cool, I must say.

 
drunk_bouncnbaloruber 2008-06-22 04:06:40 PM  
Mr. Potatoass: I spent 15 minutes building a model out of garbage that looks just like Gary Indiana.

It took you 15 minutes to empty a bag of garbage on a street?

 
Great_Milenko 2008-06-22 04:16:48 PM  
He should at least have a train running through it.

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-22 04:22:57 PM  
Mr. Potatoass:

I spent 15 minutes building a model out of garbage that looks just like Gary Indiana.

LOL!

I wouldn't build something like this but that's pretty cool.

 
I am NaN 2008-06-22 04:32:51 PM  
I thought people in Vaissac hated Paris. Or do they only hate the people from Paris?

 
Marcia Brady's Ex-Boyfriend 2008-06-22 04:33:18 PM  
kingmagic.files.wordpress.com

This means something...

This is important.

 
carrot 2008-06-22 04:35:00 PM  
building model of Paris out of garbage

So you're saying this is a piece of authenticity art, then?

He should at least have a train running through it.

That would be the Mussolini exhibit, two floors up.

 
fuzzy409 2008-06-22 04:38:20 PM  
Tr0mBoNe
Judging on the demographic he attracts, I don't think he wants to get laid.

Odinsward
Neat! but frankly utterly pointless.
Not gonna get him laid.

//

Prolly shooting for a hooter from the Frog next door.

 
Macrophallus 2008-06-22 04:39:10 PM  
Paris out of garbage? The Frogs should be proud...

 
Uncorrect 2008-06-22 04:40:18 PM  
Very inaccurate. I didn't see a single German tank anywhere.

/Maybe Timothy Dalton will be impaled on the Eiffel Tower?

 
girljen 2008-06-22 04:44:36 PM  
Maybe it is pointless. And I wouldn't sleep with him.
But I have to admit, that model is pretty damn cool.

 
GungFu 2008-06-22 04:59:29 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

If only he spent some time looking after his hair.

But very cool, Monsieur Frenchman. Very Cool.

 
Sorvity 2008-06-22 05:08:12 PM  
It definitely looks like Paris..
Only cleaner...

 
madcap72 2008-06-22 05:30:14 PM  
I wonder if it has tiny people smoking cigarettes on tiny cafe sidewalks talking about how horrible Americans are.

/then getting mugged and beat by tiny roving muslim gangs.

 
limboslam 2008-06-22 05:37:20 PM  
Rethorn: seatown75: He started when he was 14. So he still lives with his parents...?

This may surprise you, but in other countries they actually have families where the children stay to take care of the parents as they get older. In fact, the majority of the world works this way.


That explains why the majority of the world is filled with pussies.
/Has his yard surrendered to the neighbors, yet?

 
Shalekitty 2008-06-22 06:14:52 PM  
i37.photobucket.com

/approves

 
JohnCougarMelonhead 2008-06-22 06:21:03 PM  
"Lather"-Jefferson Airplane

Lather was thirty years old today,
They took away all of his toys.
His mother sent newspaper clippings to him,
About his old friends who'd stopped being boys.
There was Harwitz E. Green, just turned thirty-three,
His leather chair waits at the bank.
And Sergeant Dow Jones, twenty-seven years old,
Commanding his very own tank.

But Lather still finds it a nice thing to do,
To lie about nude in the sand,
Drawing pictures of mountains that look like bumps,
And thrashing the air with his hands.

But wait, oh Lather's productive you know,
He produces the finest of sound,
Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
Snorting the best licks in town,
But that's all over...

Lather was thirty years old today,
And Lather came foam from his tongue.
He looked at me eyes wide and plainly said,
Is it true that I'm no longer young?
And the children call him famous,
what the old men call insane,
And sometimes he's so nameless,
That he hardly knows which game to play...

Which words to say...
And I should have told him, "No, you're not old."
And I should have let him go on...smiling...baby-wide.

 
Micheal J Hunt 2008-06-22 06:54:37 PM  
Is this...

www.myminicity.com/paris

:P

 
AppleDane 2008-06-22 07:03:32 PM  
Dude, at least put Montmatre on the right side of the Seine.

 
Grandmas Candy Dish 2008-06-22 07:13:09 PM  
Wait wait wait. Building a replica Paris out of garbage? That's all Paris is made of anyway so no points good sir.

 
An tSaoi 2008-06-22 07:19:18 PM  
kenchie: That's a very dubious haircut he's got there.

For some reason, describing a haircut as "dubious" made me LOL.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2008-06-22 07:28:02 PM  
Heroic Poser: HA! I see Spider Man at the top.



Until Sony sends a cease and desist letter...

 
iodine 2008-06-22 07:57:59 PM  
LOL! The posters who are trying to correct our microcity builder's geography are mangling the spelling of the copied landmarks.

/GeoRotsky? Is it possible?

 
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