Seriously, with all the the recent Presidents and candidates, how could George Noory be any worse?

"Remember, they said Ronald Reagan was just an actor," the Nighthawk said. "And don't forget Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Yeah, but those guys had charisma.

But who will shill for those bizarre-as-hell C. Crane products between segments now?

Wouldn't work, the illuminati would just sacrifice him in bohemian grove on the day he took office.

FTFA:"I'm like a hodge-podge," Noory said, although he mentioned that of all the candidates who ran in the primaries, Rep. Ron Paul, the libertarian Texas Republican, comes closest to him on the issues.

Why am I not surprised by this?

And we thought the Ron Paul followers were crazy...

/would vote for him though
//that show gets me through the drive to work every morning

Submitter to handle the impending Mayan end of the universe crisis

the Mayans could not predict Obama. He's just that good.

George Noory served nearly a decade in the Naval Reserve as a lieutenant, so I can see why he would keep a sharp eye on the military-industrial complex. The writer must not listen to Noory, he has mentioned on a number of occasions about retiring by 2012, so this way, by announcing his possible run for President, he attracts more of the Ron Paul-type and other listeners, that aren't listening to him already. Bigger ratings, bigger paycheck.

The Mayans had to have gotten bored calculating the calendar at some point, 2012 is a good a place to quit and go do something else as any.

Besides, to them, the world ended a helluva lot sooner than 2012.

That would be cool, the campaign song could be "Fernando" with a segue into "I Can Feel It Coming In the Air Tonight".

Does he know the winner of the 2012 election doesn't take office until 2013? Methinks he missed the boat.

OUR SENTENCE IS UP.

spelunking_defenestrator: That would be cool, the campaign song could be "Fernando" with a segue into "I Can Feel It Coming In the Air Tonight".

I was hoping for "Inca Dance", with Noory ending all of his speeches with, "Be safe everyone."

"To donate money to the Noory campaign, use our WILD CARD LINE! or for East of the Rockies...dial..."

No doubt someone will correct me, but the Mayan calendar doesn't say the world will "end" -- with end being something akin to nuclear war/Armageddon. Instead, the calendar is about a cycle... and the current cycle ends in 2012. Perhaps some sort of radical change more akin to the magnetic poles flipping or, if I recall my Discovery channel correctly, around 2012 the Earth will cross a line tied to the center of the Milky Way galaxy -- say rise above the horizon line.

waiting4godot: No doubt someone will correct me, but the Mayan calendar doesn't say the world will "end" -- with end being something akin to nuclear war/Armageddon. Instead, the calendar is about a cycle... and the current cycle ends in 2012. Perhaps some sort of radical change more akin to the magnetic poles flipping or, if I recall my Discovery channel correctly, around 2012 the Earth will cross a line tied to the center of the Milky Way galaxy -- say rise above the horizon line.

Yeah, the authors trying to sell books include the gloom and doom stuff. The Mayans believed things are cyclical, which would be hard if the world ends.

Mugato: The Mayans had to have gotten bored calculating the calendar at some point, 2012 is a good a place to quit and go do something else as any.

Besides, to them, the world ended a helluva lot sooner than 2012.

Er, they're still around, man.

No doubt someone will correct me, but the Mayan calendar doesn't say the world will "end" -- with end being something akin to nuclear war/Armageddon. Instead, the calendar is about a cycle... and the current cycle ends in 2012. Perhaps some sort of radical change more akin to the magnetic poles flipping or, if I recall my Discovery channel correctly, around 2012 the Earth will cross a line tied to the center of the Milky Way galaxy -- say rise above the horizon line.

Yeah, the change in the cycle will be that President Noory called down the flying saucers to come whisk us off the planet before the apocalypse happens.

Really, voting for him is our only hope.

Running Mate?

George Noory is a douche.

I can't believe any of you can handle listening to his inanity.

/misses Art Bell

Gary Busey on a Rampage: George Noory is a douche.

I can't believe any of you can handle listening to his inanity.

/misses Art Bell

Eh, both of 'em are good for the same thing, as far as I'm concerned. It's something to listen to once in a while so I don't fall asleep driving, and it's not an extreme right-wing "political" scream fest (I'd say 'or extreme left-wing,' but those don't seem to exist).

I was intimately involved with someone who has actually been a guest on Art Bell (I think more than once) because of her infamous involvement with this sort of thing.

It's a challenge dating someone who believes that the world is going to end very soon and that everyone except a few privileged, intelligent, frequently-psychic people will die.

/But I loved her, anyway.
//Love is stupid.

FeedTheCollapse: Submitter to handle the impending Mayan end of the universe crisis

the Mayans could not predict Obama. He's just that good.

Obama is the chosen one of every ancient religion, destined to reset the calender machine and usher in a new utopia just before the Elder Gods could be awakened and summon up the Zombie Apocalypse. That's how he beat the candidate who'd sold her soul to Satan. It all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

Noory is letting his rich inheritance from Art Bell get to his head. George IS in touch with the REAL issues that the MSM ignores, like he and Michael Savage independently led the charge to sink the Dubai Ports giveaway. But Noory pees it away by never challenging BS from his guests.

Look, all I know is that someone is coming back (Jesus, Lucifer, Thor, L.Ron, Zarquon, et. al.) and that the world will end, so we had all better stock up on duct tape, bottled water, and batteries.

Oh, and don't breathe from 2012 until about 2015, because the air will be toxic (or gone).

/snark
//Doomsday theorists are great in bed. Really!

Relatively Obscure: Er, they're still around, man.

Well of course there are people of Mayan heritage running around but the civilization jumped the shark a while ago.

waiting4godot: Perhaps some sort of radical change more akin to the magnetic poles flipping or, if I recall my Discovery channel correctly, around 2012 the Earth will cross a line tied to the center of the Milky Way galaxy -- say rise above the horizon line.

Do you really think the Mayans were privy to any of that?

"I'm not just a UFO guy," George insisted.

Well, that's pretty much all I ask from a presidential candidate. You've got my vote, George!!

Darn it, I thought the world was supposed to end on January 1st 2000, so we have to go through all this panic again? I haven't gotten all the stains out of the carpet from last time.
/no one knows the day or the hour
//really

Lucky for us that John Titor cam back to let us know that 2012 isn't the end of the world. It's just when things start to get rough.

/Love reading wacked-out sites.

2012 isn't the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it. That's the day our secret reptilian masters will emerge from their underground cocoons, abolish all human governments, and turn the entire planet into a giant theme restaurant based on the films of Fritz Lang.

But don't worry. The reptoids aren't going to put us on the menu. Leprechauns, on the other hand... The leprechauns are f*cked!

ZeroCorpse:
//Doomsday theorists are great in bed. Really!

they fark like there's no tomorrow!

I always preferred Art Bell over George.

I remember a late 2003 show, when Howard Dean was the front-runner in for the Dem nod and John Kerry was in about 4th place and everyone was still getting him confused with Bob Kerry. On that show, Art had a conspiracy theorist on who predicted that something would happen, Dean would get pushed aside and John Kerry would end up getting the nomination because Kerry, like W, was a member of Skull and Bones.


/a broken clock...yadda-yadda... or was it?

12349876: Does he know the winner of the 2012 election doesn't take office until 2013? Methinks he missed the boat.

If I was President Obama, I'd back him to win, hand the reigns over to him early - a few days before the alleged end of the world - then when it doesn't occur, slide into that second term without having to spend a dime or do any campaigning.

It's not just the Mayan's who think it's the end of the world. Practically every religion points to 12/21/12 as the end.

Laz Long: Lucky for us that John Titor cam back to let us know that 2012 isn't the end of the world. It's just when things start to get rough.

/Love reading wacked-out sites.

And to get his hands on one of those old IBM 5100 computers.

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: It's not just the Mayan's who think it's the end of the world. Practically every religion points to 12/21/12 as the end.

Uh, no. In fact, it's not even the Mayan's who predicted the end of the world in 2012. Their calendar does not end in 2012. One digit rolls over, that's it. One crazy new age guy trying to sell books made this whole thing up based on his flawed understanding of the Mayan calendar. It's completely bogus.

I came here for the Mel Gibson beard pics.

/very disappointed in you all.

I have a hard time respecting anyone that believes (or seems to, in George's case) so heavily in what Alex Jones comes up with.

If Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that we will have a black president when the apocalypse comes.

/GObama!

Mugato: The Mayans had to have gotten bored calculating the calendar at some point, 2012 is a good a place to quit and go do something else as any.

Besides, to them, the world ended a helluva lot sooner than 2012.

My calendar ends in December. :(

Gary Busey on a Rampage: George Noory is a douche.

I can't believe any of you can handle listening to his inanity.

/misses Art Bell

I agree with this 10000% He was a completely asshole douche with regards to Terri Schiavo on which his position was 100%, 100% exploitive, and then later proven to be 100% demonstrably wrong. And he never said a word about that. I emailed him, and he had the balls ($400,000 per year balls I guess) to completely deny it.

Art Bell would at least say at times that it was up to the listener to decide which of his guests were full of shiat. George Noory just pulls their pants down and starts sucking at the exhaust pipe as hard as he can.

EdgeRunner: 2012 isn't the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it. That's the day our secret reptilian masters will emerge from their underground cocoons, abolish all human governments, and turn the entire planet into a giant theme restaurant based on the films of Fritz Lang.

But don't worry. The reptoids aren't going to put us on the menu. Leprechauns, on the other hand... The leprechauns are f*cked!

yeah, but, do the reptilian masters support obama? or are they supporting mccain? obviously they weren't backing clinton...

/barack 'n roll!

EdgeRunner: 2012 isn't the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it. That's the day our secret reptilian masters will emerge from their underground cocoons, abolish all human governments, and turn the entire planet into a giant theme restaurant based on the films of Fritz Lang.

But don't worry. The reptoids aren't going to put us on the menu. Leprechauns, on the other hand... The leprechauns are f*cked!


I think you are just making fun of the reptilians

Cuthbert Allgood: yeah, but, do the reptilian masters support obama? or are they supporting mccain?

Neither. They're sitting out the elections till 2012 because they've got no horse in this race. Their favorite lizard-like candidate finally dropped out.

/Ron Paul!
//RON PAUL!!!

Falcc: FeedTheCollapse: Submitter to handle the impending Mayan end of the universe crisis

the Mayans could not predict Obama. He's just that good.

Obama is the chosen one of every ancient religion, destined to reset the calender machine and usher in a new utopia just before the Elder Gods could be awakened and summon up the Zombie Apocalypse. That's how he beat the candidate who'd sold her soul to Satan. It all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

You are freaking me the F*CK OUT, man!

Art Bell and General Johnson Jameson frown upon George Noory's shenanigans. Now back to this message from peenman enterprises.

/"Igor! Put those down! Man I just BOUGHT those double stuff oreos! Jesus."
//Phil Hendrie ftw

Actually he will keep hosting the show, while his doppleganger runs for president.