Those are some ugly dogs.

None will ever top Sam.

The pic with the enormous pink lady holding the dog made me go "huh?"

/some serious ugly goin on in there.

Alucard1191: The pic with the enormous pink lady holding the dog made me go "huh?"

/some serious ugly goin on in there.

They look as if they could be related, IMO. I guess some dogs really do look like their owners.

Or is it the other way around?

Those are some ugly dogs, but I still think the owners might be uglier.

Are these all the same breed? Or more likely, cross breed? They all look the same.

They all look like Chinese Crested. An inherently ugly breed.

Chinese Crested something or other. As discussed yesterday, there really is no longer a point to the contest when they are all the same breed.

Another point was the absolute High School Sophomore level of writing for those captions.

nice pics of all of your mothers!

The Chinese Crested are the ugliest dogs. Do we have to continue to hold "Ugliest Dog" competitions where all the entries are Chinese Crested and people are going "holy crap those are the ugliest dogs i've ever seen"?

Move along now people- nothing new to see here.

BadMojo119: Came here to say that exact thing...

muck4doo: None will ever top Sam.

None of those dogs made me want to scream "kill it!" like good 'ole Sam did. The competition is officially done unless they find another pooch who will haunt your dreams.

/RIP funny/fugly dog Sam

I was hoping for ugly ass-dogs. Submitter has denied me the snark.

BadMojo119: The Chinese Crested are the ugliest dogs. Do we have to continue to hold "Ugliest Dog" competitions where all the entries are Chinese Crested and people are going "holy crap those are the ugliest dogs i've ever seen"?

Move along now people- nothing new to see here.


This is almost exactly what I was thinking. Well said.

the last pic was especially heinous

Sherman sez:

Repeat.

I swear I saw at least one of them in Gremlins.

Yikes.

Someone link to the classic Ugly Dog thread featuring Sam, the chupacabra. Had some of the best comments ever, including a guy who declared that it would indeed be his life's dream to have a dog that would make random children on the street burst into tears when they saw it.

/"I had to put my quesadilla down after that" being the other comment that nearly made me pee.

New ugliest dog, same as the old ugliest dog.

BadMojo119: The Chinese Crested are the ugliest dogs. Do we have to continue to hold "Ugliest Dog" competitions where all the entries are Chinese Crested and people are going "holy crap those are the ugliest dogs i've ever seen"?

Move along now people- nothing new to see here.

That's pretty much what I came here to say.

lasereye Ritter sez:

stillfeelgone: Are these all the same breed? Or more likely, cross breed? They all look the same.

yeah what the heck ? it looks like everybody just buys the same type of dog hoping they'll be rewarded for housing hell-spawn. then, of course, they'll tell the reporters "oh i love my little pup, no matter how ugly it is !"

because they are such great people.

Captain_Sissypants:

Did you mean to post the lyrics to Quiche Lorraine?

The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,
Is my little friend Quiche.
Quiche La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out. Yea!
She runs around, she shouts out and barks, Yea!
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf Arf
And I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here;
Don't leave me.
I'll go insane.
I'll go insane.

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
and designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche Lorraine.

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake.
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake.
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,
and just you try and come back to me.
Yea, you'll see.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt.
Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!
Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!

Subby fail!

"Your dog wants plastic surgery"
"Your dog wants a paper bag-hat"
"Do not want"

Where is your Darwin now?

How much would you bet that Gus's owner cut his leg off just to win?

seatown75: How much would you bet that Gus's owner cut his leg off just to win?



Should have cut his head off.

KhamanV: Someone link to the classic Ugly Dog thread featuring Sam, the chupacabra. Had some of the best comments ever, including a guy who declared that it would indeed be his life's dream to have a dog that would make random children on the street burst into tears when they saw it.

/"I had to put my quesadilla down after that" being the other comment that nearly made me pee.

One of my all time favorite threads too:

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Yes, finally where I live has a claim to fame. And what a lovely claim to fame that is.

/get me out of here

Just like the videos of kids being kids that get more than their fair share of favortism in America's Funniest Home Videos, well aged Chinese Crested dogs get more than their fair share in that Ugliest Dog contest. Seriously, they ought to be banned from competition for the same reasoning that NASCAR banned the HEMI engine from competition. That is, winning so much that no one else had a fair chance.

muck4doo: None will ever top Sam.

oh really?



it is missing an eye.

SlothB77: oh really?

Yeah, really.

We will never forget you Sam...

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The little creatures of nature, they don't know that they're ugly. That's Funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!! Why didn't you believe me!!?

Came here for Beth O pics....disappointed!

Neither I, nor my P'Nelope (pictured) think Cresteds are ugly . . :o)

EEK - sorry about the size of that pic

OK, so I saw the AP headline about the winner of the ugly dog contest with one eye and three legs, and I came here SURE I was gonna find it on the list with the emFarkation 'answers to name of Lucky.' But I was wrong, nobody had the imagination for anything more than the 'ugly-ass' cliche.

Boo.

Yeah, those are some really ugly biatches...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!



/hotlinked for extra crap-ness

They need to ban Chinese crested for a couple of years. Those dogs always lock out the competition.

I want to see the "Ugly Beagle Puppy" competitions.

/hears crickets

My eyes are bleeding.

it's always the same kind of dog in this competition. they need to stop breeding them. give other ugly dogs a chance at the win