She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

Bathia_Mapes: She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

I was going to say she's a graduate of the Angelina Jolie school of Lip Modeling.

McCarthy has been monitored by an electronic bracelet since her release from jail

Those lips could also use some monitoring. They're dangerously close to exploding.

Funny. A guy here in Maine that was arrested for killing his wife was just released on $100,000 bail. This pouty lipped chick gets drunk and grabs a cock cop and is held without bail. I know it's a bit more than just one drunk night with her, but it just don't seem right.

Bathia_Mapes: She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

Heh. I was wondering if she got punched in the mouth when she started groping.

A model.

A smart model.

Those are some serious DSL she's packing.

I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZORZ

Wait, I thought that was how chicks got out of their legal troubles?

I thought that was Yasmin Bleeth's mug shot for a minute.

Hey. How do you know the officer didn't ask her if she wanted to learn to be a cop and to try patting him down as "practice", emphasising a particular region on his body to check and make sure there are no "dangerous" weapons? Maybe the cop got what he deserved...that perve.

-Can I be next with her pat-down? Before her lips asplode?

Stay classy, New Hampshire.

She is bound to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress in "Girl, Interrupted From Squeezing a Cops' Balls"

How does she speak clearly with lips that large? There was a cartoon character on "Fat Albert" that had huge lips and he "flubba"-ed with each word.

Her defense lawyer is going to say she tripped and grabbed the nearest thing to steady herself.

Can you imagine if those L's asploded while she was S'ing D? Messy to say the least.

/or warm

LMAO Wombatsrus...

Bowling ball? Check.

Garden hose? Check.

Blowing .26? Check.

Lets git this party started.

Heh. I remember her. Good to see her back on Fark again.

.26 eh?

Not to shabby.

I remember her too!

When your choices in life get you a greenlight on FARK more than once, perhaps you have to reconsider your lifestyle.

A two-time subject of Fark thread. Congratulations. You're in rare company.

"Aspiring model"...

All that and she is only 22. She is starting out life on a good note.

Can't fix stupid.

IAMANOGRE: All that and she is only 22. She is starting out life on a good note.

Can't fix stupid.

Yea, but you KNOW she puts out. Isn't that what matters?

you could fall asleep in those lips

Oh those tasty juicy peaches.

Rufus_T_Firefly: >Couldn't resist

Stephen Tyler's long-lost (other) daughter?

Don't Teabag me Bro!

I just wanted to applaud subby's cromulent headline.

She could fix my raging case of TSB.

Hang it left, hang it right,
Got you by the balls
Got your shorts, got your curlies
Got you - by the balls

She got you by the balls

AC/DC - Go You By The Balls

Ah, found the first thread (pops) about this one.

Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

Guess she was hoping to meet Bea over on Cell Block H?

big lips big ears just hold on and enjoy the ride.....yeeeehawwwww

Isotope:
Stephen Tyler's long-lost (other) daughter?

I actually met Stephen Tyler once. ←No BS.
Two things kept shouting in my head (besides "OMG it's Stephen Tyler!"):

1.) This man is as short as I am!
&
2.) I think I could fit an entire casaba in his mouth

/threadjack

starsrift: Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

/Penis

Angeline Jolie has really let herself go!

starsrift: Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

Indeed.

Life on a sex registry.

Yay! Equality!

sorry, but if I just arrested the chick and she goes for my marbles, I'm sorry, but I probably would have had to get nightstickish with her

thalidomide new and improved: sorry, but if I just arrested the chick and she goes for my marbles, I'm sorry, but I probably would have had to get nightstickish with her

To which nightstick do you refer?

DSL.

Is engrabbinated a perfectly cromulent word?

"An aspiring model "? No..I'm thinking more of the much more common "model wannabe"...

It's caress, not grab.

FTFA - An aspiring model convicted of grabbing a trooper's genitals while being booked for driving while intoxicated is in jail without bail for violating probation a second time this year.

The stupid is strong in this one.

Engrabbinated? That doesn't sound very crumulent to me.

(You don't really have to make such long headlines.)