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(Seacoastonline.com) Dumbass Sometimes you've got to grab life by the balls. And sometimes it's best to just leave those balls alone (mugshot of woman who engrabbinated an officer's balls)   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 81
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 07:12:44 AM  
She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 07:22:31 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

I was going to say she's a graduate of the Angelina Jolie school of Lip Modeling.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 07:26:10 AM  
McCarthy has been monitored by an electronic bracelet since her release from jail

Those lips could also use some monitoring. They're dangerously close to exploding.

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 07:36:20 AM  
Funny. A guy here in Maine that was arrested for killing his wife was just released on $100,000 bail. This pouty lipped chick gets drunk and grabs a cock cop and is held without bail. I know it's a bit more than just one drunk night with her, but it just don't seem right.

 
Isotope 2008-06-22 07:55:14 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: She needs to lay off the collegen injections in her lips.

Heh. I was wondering if she got punched in the mouth when she started groping.

 
Coronach 2008-06-22 08:00:31 AM  
A model.

A smart model.

 
moops 2008-06-22 08:01:09 AM  
Those are some serious DSL she's packing.

 
geetus 2008-06-22 08:02:43 AM  
i17.photobucket.com

I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZORZ

 
remus 2008-06-22 08:03:02 AM  
Wait, I thought that was how chicks got out of their legal troubles?

 
KwameKilstrawberry 2008-06-22 08:04:50 AM  
I thought that was Yasmin Bleeth's mug shot for a minute.

 
patspfs 2008-06-22 08:05:15 AM  
Hey. How do you know the officer didn't ask her if she wanted to learn to be a cop and to try patting him down as "practice", emphasising a particular region on his body to check and make sure there are no "dangerous" weapons? Maybe the cop got what he deserved...that perve.

-Can I be next with her pat-down? Before her lips asplode?

 
jiaxiaobo 2008-06-22 08:06:20 AM  
Stay classy, New Hampshire.

 
wombatsrus 2008-06-22 08:08:54 AM  
She is bound to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress in "Girl, Interrupted From Squeezing a Cops' Balls"

 
Limeyluv 2008-06-22 08:12:18 AM  
How does she speak clearly with lips that large? There was a cartoon character on "Fat Albert" that had huge lips and he "flubba"-ed with each word.

Her defense lawyer is going to say she tripped and grabbed the nearest thing to steady herself.

 
offacue 2008-06-22 08:14:25 AM  
Can you imagine if those L's asploded while she was S'ing D? Messy to say the least.

/or warm

 
j0e_average 2008-06-22 08:15:46 AM  
i197.photobucket.com

 
geetus 2008-06-22 08:16:39 AM  
LMAO Wombatsrus...

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-22 08:30:50 AM  
Bowling ball? Check.

Garden hose? Check.

Blowing .26? Check.

Lets git this party started.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 08:35:39 AM  
Heh. I remember her. Good to see her back on Fark again.

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-06-22 08:38:02 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

.26 eh?

Not to shabby.

 
schatzie 2008-06-22 08:40:59 AM  
I remember her too!

When your choices in life get you a greenlight on FARK more than once, perhaps you have to reconsider your lifestyle.

 
Nick Nostril 2008-06-22 08:46:12 AM  
A two-time subject of Fark thread. Congratulations. You're in rare company.

 
verager 2008-06-22 08:48:52 AM  
"Aspiring model"...

 
IAMANOGRE 2008-06-22 08:49:36 AM  
All that and she is only 22. She is starting out life on a good note.

Can't fix stupid.

 
Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 08:51:25 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

>Couldn't resist

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-22 08:52:02 AM  
IAMANOGRE: All that and she is only 22. She is starting out life on a good note.

Can't fix stupid.


Yea, but you KNOW she puts out. Isn't that what matters?

 
named 2008-06-22 08:55:50 AM  
you could fall asleep in those lips

 
Gridlock 2008-06-22 08:57:56 AM  
img103.imageshack.us

Oh those tasty juicy peaches.

 
Isotope 2008-06-22 08:59:48 AM  
Rufus_T_Firefly: >Couldn't resist

Stephen Tyler's long-lost (other) daughter?

 
Ra_ 2008-06-22 09:00:15 AM  
Don't Teabag me Bro!

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 09:00:50 AM  
I just wanted to applaud subby's cromulent headline.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-22 09:02:28 AM  
She could fix my raging case of TSB.

 
Cpt Buttmunch 2008-06-22 09:23:53 AM  
Hang it left, hang it right,
Got you by the balls
Got your shorts, got your curlies
Got you - by the balls

She got you by the balls


AC/DC - Go You By The Balls

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 09:27:57 AM  
Ah, found the first thread (pops) about this one.

 
starsrift 2008-06-22 09:31:18 AM  
Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

 
Murgus618 2008-06-22 09:33:32 AM  
Guess she was hoping to meet Bea over on Cell Block H?

 
rustylite 2008-06-22 09:33:38 AM  
big lips big ears just hold on and enjoy the ride.....yeeeehawwwww

 
Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 09:36:31 AM  
Isotope:
Stephen Tyler's long-lost (other) daughter?

I actually met Stephen Tyler once. No BS.
Two things kept shouting in my head (besides "OMG it's Stephen Tyler!"):

1.) This man is as short as I am!
&
2.) I think I could fit an entire casaba in his mouth

/threadjack

 
Cpt Buttmunch 2008-06-22 09:40:05 AM  
starsrift: Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

/Penis

 
NYZooMan 2008-06-22 09:40:56 AM  
Angeline Jolie has really let herself go!

 
NYZooMan 2008-06-22 09:41:45 AM  
starsrift: Why isn't she charged with sexual assault?

Indeed.

Life on a sex registry.

Yay! Equality!

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-06-22 09:47:39 AM  
sorry, but if I just arrested the chick and she goes for my marbles, I'm sorry, but I probably would have had to get nightstickish with her

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-06-22 09:51:09 AM  
thalidomide new and improved: sorry, but if I just arrested the chick and she goes for my marbles, I'm sorry, but I probably would have had to get nightstickish with her

To which nightstick do you refer?

 
generic user 2008-06-22 09:51:15 AM  
DSL.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2008-06-22 09:59:40 AM  
Is engrabbinated a perfectly cromulent word?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-06-22 10:11:17 AM  
"An aspiring model "? No..I'm thinking more of the much more common "model wannabe"...

 
TrentSteel68 2008-06-22 10:11:21 AM  
It's caress, not grab.

 
Rubberband Girl [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 10:12:38 AM  
FTFA - An aspiring model convicted of grabbing a trooper's genitals while being booked for driving while intoxicated is in jail without bail for violating probation a second time this year.

The stupid is strong in this one.

 
Devo Cornholiosky 2008-06-22 10:14:39 AM  
Engrabbinated? That doesn't sound very crumulent to me.

 
Evil_ferret 2008-06-22 10:14:58 AM  
(You don't really have to make such long headlines.)

 
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