Let's cut to the chase...

(There was no chase)

Crap - my folks shop at that Walmart!

Machete's are on sale in lawn and garden.

Obviously, the carjacker was desensitized and trained to do this by playing GTA IV.

yawn

Guess the gun laws are working.

How is that "Fark"? Seems like a typical carjacking to me...

was it a machete wrapped in bacon?

"Several units, including a police dog, helped arrest the man."

"He didn't give up that easily,"

I have machete. They have police dog and guns. Must... struggle with.. police dog as... they will not shoot.. unarmed combatant.

I've been to that WalMart before, it's one of the last ones down here that isn't a 24-hour "supercenter". Boynton Beach is a real shiathole. It has its nice areas, which are basically flooded with fake upper-class douchebags who couldn't keep up with the rising home prices in Boca and decided to move north. For the most part, though, Boynton Beach is one big pile of ghetto shiat.

Retarded Haitians gangs FTL

baka-san: Guess the gun laws are working.

No shiat, eh? I mean they might as well outlaw machetes, and then pruning shears and then eventually steak knives.

I say give us all AK47s and bazookas. I mean, it's just for sporting and target practice, right?

/and for self-defense!
//and hunting!

as a carjacker i'm getting a kick out or these comments

Step 1: Buy Machete at walmart.
Step 2: ???????????????????????
Step 3: Profit.
Step 4: ???????????????????????

/%50 of the problem solved

i like how they call that area west boynton but if i remember correctly that is all considered part of lake worth, especially 10th ave north and dixie, which is in the city of lake worth

Subby

News: Man carjacks woman at Walmart... Fark: Still not news: using machete

FTFY

Crime at Wal-mart and/or with a machete is not exactly uncommon around here

lazyguy: i like how they call that area west boynton but if i remember correctly that is all considered part of lake worth, especially 10th ave north and dixie, which is in the city of lake worth

It's in unincorporated Lake Worth

Gosh. I expect these kind of shenanigans at K-Mart but Wal-Mart!? Is nothing sacred anymore?

acad1228: Machete's are on sale in lawn and garden.

No, they're in the camping aisle. They are cheap, Chinese-made machetes that don't hold an edge worth shiat and are totally unsuitable for the tasks for which they were intended. They work great for car jacking, though!

I blame global-warming.

First you're over run with Asian cockroaches.

Then you're over run with Burmese pythons.

Then you're over run by banditos with machetes.

Then before you know it, the Sun is coming up like thunder
Outer China, cross the Bay. (It isn't by the way. Kipling got his geography mixed up worse than one of those Japanese tourists who turn up in New York and think they're in San Francisco for days before somebody figures out they're asking directions to the Golden Gate Bridge.)

Speaking of 'cross the Bay--a guy was stabbed right across from the Bay in downtown Ottawa last year.

I expect I should buy some mosquito netting so I don't catch the West Nile Virus--they get in through my air conditioner. We should build a big electric fence along the border to keep the guns and drugs out--unfortunately the border is 7,000 kilometres long and it would cost more to build the fence than it would to give everybody free guns and drugs and make the country perfectly safe and crime free forever.

That's what the NRA wants to do isn't it? I'm sure they're on drugs at least. I'm not so sure their gun manufacturing donors would be happy with the idea of FREE guns for everybody.

mephisto6: baka-san: Guess the gun laws are working.

No shiat, eh? I mean they might as well outlaw machetes, and then pruning shears and then eventually steak knives.



Don't forget hedge trimmers.

/they really do scare the crap out of me when I have to use them

TheStaffAce

I agree, how is this a "fark" worthy headline? Now if it was an anti-aircraft gun, but a Machete?

Picture of suspect

brantgoose
Then before you know it, the Sun is coming up like thunder
Outer China, cross the Bay. (It isn't by the way.

I know all these words, but I have no idea what language this is.

I guess she farked with the wrong Mexican.

lazyguy: i like how they call that area west boynton but if i remember correctly that is all considered part of lake worth, especially 10th ave north and dixie, which is in the city of lake worth


The crime occurred at WalMart on Hypoluxo in Boynton Beach. The suspect was arrested in Lake Worth.


Both shiatholes, nonetheless.

Let's go play machete fight. Ain't no terrible tragedy's gonna happen today!

That's what she gets for being at Walmart.

I came here looking for a reference to RR's Machete. I got much more than I expected. TMLO wins an internets.

As someone who passed a guy carrying a machete on my way to Walmart last Friday, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/no shiat, true story
//not the same Walmart, but still the same state.

/No Comment
/hotlinked

Meh. Too bad someone didn't Darwin the arsehole.

Noah's Arcade

You were accurate in your description of Boynton Beach. I grew up in that dump as a kid, and we moved north to quieter Central Florida. The only thing I remember being awesome was the Boynton Inlet. Trying to navigate that thing was crazy as it was designed for drainage of Lake Worth, not actually designed for boats to run through it.

baka-san: Guess the gun laws are working.

Well, having an unarmed victim did did save the life of another criminal. If he had died there would be no one to help support our thriving prison industry. Which would mean we build fewer prisons. Which would mean fewer prison jobs.

Give the good lil' thuggy everything he asks for without question or resistance. It's the best thing for our economy; it keeps the cops busy, it keeps the insurance companies busy, it keeps the manufacturers busy building the replacement items! And it keeps you busy paying for the damages!

That's why fighting back against criminals is un-American. We don't want to cost Americans their jobs. That would make us as bad as China. And they're Communists.

Nothing "fark" about a machete.

Somebody sticks one of those in your face, you're gonna be real cooperative.

What idiot admin green-lighted this stupidity?

It would be "Fark" if she were actually driving in the car and got out and gave the car to him because he was waving a knife. That would just be dumb... what's he going to do, let you run over him so he can stab at your hood? But she wasn't in her car when he approached her... what the hell was she supposed to do?

Well yeah, duh, machete's at walmart cost $7, I was looking at airsoft guns one day and was like "damn, why aren't crimes committed with these, they're so damn cheap..."

oops :(

You'd need a machete to cut those lard asses.