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(AP) Sappy NC couple has twins that weigh 23 pounds combined. That's gonna leave a mark   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 98
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VelcroFez [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 11:22:10 PM  
Two more stitches for daddy. Please?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 11:44:22 PM  
It's a vagina, not a freight train.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 11:48:22 PM  
Ouch.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:01:41 AM  
Ummmm... no, subby. Seeing as how men can't have babies, a NC WOMAN gave birth to huge-ass twins.

/sorry, pet peeve

 
skatedrifter [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:10:38 AM  
King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car.

FTFY

 
The Whore Of Mensa 2008-06-22 12:16:33 AM  
give that woman a medal.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:16:47 AM  
skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car.

FTFY

 
Cakeboy 2008-06-22 12:16:55 AM  
Twins are 19 years old.

Now THERE'S a story!

 
squeakers241 2008-06-22 12:17:56 AM  
VV()VV THATS LIKE 14.7 15.3 pounds each

 
supernova903 2008-06-22 12:19:06 AM  
quick, somebody cue the hotdog down a hallway gif. I would but that would mean sifting through a spindle pack.

 
Nekulturny [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:19:19 AM  
RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:19:54 AM  
TheOther: skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car it's superman!.

FTFY


Sorry, pet peeve.

 
Z1P2 2008-06-22 12:20:11 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: Ummmm... no, subby. Seeing as how men can't have babies, a NC WOMAN gave birth to huge-ass twins.

/sorry, pet peeve


-1 for Benevolent Misanthrope not reading/quoting the headline properly... headline just says couple "has" twins. It doesn't say couple "gives birth" to twins.

/sorry, I can read

 
LukeA 2008-06-22 12:20:57 AM  
Each of those babies weighs twice as much as I did when I was born.

 
roadrageonoldpeople 2008-06-22 12:21:03 AM  
I'm 8 weeks pregnant. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 
alacoco 2008-06-22 12:21:20 AM  
How in the world did that fit inside her body!?! Poor woman. That had to be excruciatingly uncomfortable.

 
carnifex2005 2008-06-22 12:22:05 AM  
supernova903: quick, somebody cue the hotdog down a hallway gif. I would but that would mean sifting through a spindle pack.

i21.photobucket.com

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-06-22 12:24:16 AM  
Fructose?

 
Spud Boy 2008-06-22 12:25:13 AM  
The seventh seal has been broken. The end is nye.

 
food_eater 2008-06-22 12:25:54 AM  
I came in for the Family Guy newsclipping of Lois giving birth to the "elephant" child and I was disappointed.

 
Spud Boy 2008-06-22 12:26:19 AM  
roadrageonoldpeople: I'm 8 weeks pregnant. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Have you ever seen "The Fly"?

 
just_intonation 2008-06-22 12:26:52 AM  
Nekulturny: RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.


Likewise. My wife had babies that big, just one at a time.

/she's small
//or she was

 
Angry_Pirate 2008-06-22 12:27:51 AM  
her vag lost it's snatchlasticity foo shoo

 
squeakers241 2008-06-22 12:28:48 AM  
just_intonation: Nekulturny: RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.

Likewise. My wife had babies that big, just one at a time.

/she's small
//or she was


my wives babys were 10.4 5.3 pounds each

 
eharac [TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:29:15 AM  
Those ain't babies, them there are toddlers.

 
t3knomanser 2008-06-22 12:29:20 AM  
Spud Boy: The end is nye.

tbn0.google.com Leave my end out of this!

//Piss Bill off and your end is nigh.

 
AnniBronte 2008-06-22 12:29:32 AM  
Chick at work told us about her doctor consult before she had a vaginal hysterectomy. The surgeon finishes the sewing work by abiding by the 'two fingers' rule.

My suggestion that her hub get a plaster casting of his pecker and using that as a template was considered, for about 3 seconds.

 
AR55 2008-06-22 12:32:21 AM  
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She is still pregnant, right? Right?!

 
Cormophyte 2008-06-22 12:32:40 AM  
I always feel more sorry for the husband than the wife in this situation. Yes, she had a lot to squeeze out, but she was probably drugged out of her mind when it happened. Now him, he has to toss hot dogs down that hallway and pray he hits a wall every once in a while for the rest of his life...or until he gets divorced.

/child of divorce
//acts out

 
AnniBronte 2008-06-22 12:37:01 AM  
She had a c-section, so her cooter remains unaffected. I guess.

 
food_eater 2008-06-22 12:37:42 AM  
AnniBronte
...vaginal hysterectomy

Yes, vaginal hysterectomies are the best kind.

Scrotal hysterectomies are right out.

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:39:01 AM  
Z1P2, thank you for the appropriate response to Benevolent Misanthrope

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-06-22 12:41:40 AM  
She had a c-section, so the jokes about the vag being stretched out aren't funny because it doesn't apply in this situation

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:42:04 AM  
also, as for the vag stretching/embiggening comments, the mom did have a C-section.

/rtfa

 
t3knomanser 2008-06-22 12:43:47 AM  
Also, as for the vag stretching/embiggening comments, it's a muscle. It's very elastic and will return back to its original size (unless something actually tears) but will be more elastic in the future.

Just sayin'.

 
Help-Im-Sober 2008-06-22 12:43:53 AM  
CygnusDarius: TheOther: skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car it's superman!. dump trailer!

FTFAOY

 
jonny_q 2008-06-22 12:44:46 AM  
Umm... c-section. While I'm sure it was no fun carrying them around, she didn't squeeze them out the hard way.

But yeah, keep making fun of her hoo-hah. It's funnier that way.

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:44:51 AM  
blah, people post things, then I post the same thing, making my comment nearly useless.

 
Teddypig 2008-06-22 12:45:19 AM  
Dang, I thought for sure the story would have her admit to not knowing she was pregnant.

//Watch out or mommy will eat you!

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-06-22 12:46:02 AM  
wtf

eat something other than fat and sugar

 
Angry_Pirate 2008-06-22 12:46:53 AM  
When aren't stretched out vag comments funny?

/hint, they always funny

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:47:40 AM  
h to the 'ojo: you accusing her of having gestational diabetes?

/you might be right.

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-06-22 12:48:30 AM  
h to the 'ojo: wtf

eat something other than fat and sugar


could have been gestational diabetes.. that tends to make babies bigger

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-22 12:49:07 AM  
Hey! Isn't anyone gonna cue the "Lois giving birth to the 13 lb Elephant Boy" pic?

/My hotlink fu skills...they are weak today.

 
SecretAgentWoman 2008-06-22 12:49:10 AM  
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Mom's vaginal area may be unaffected, but she is going to need one heck of a tummy tuck poor thing. That stomach is never going back to normal.

I can't help at smile at the family pic, though. :)

 
Bobolina 2008-06-22 12:49:18 AM  
I had two really big babies. 8.6 and then a 10 pounder. My husband has yet to complain. He's a whiner and would have biatched about it by now.

/the proof is in the pudding.
//man puddin'

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-06-22 12:49:37 AM  
zdrizin: h to the 'ojo: you accusing her of having gestational diabetes?

/you might be right.


Are you like, in my brain or something? Cause that's like the second time we made the same comment.

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:50:21 AM  
Quoting people. I'm doing it wrong.

 
zdrizin 2008-06-22 12:53:22 AM  
cheap_thoughts: Are you like, in my brain or something? Cause that's like the second time we made the same comment.

I'm not even in my brain. But still, that is weird. hmm....

 
Cuddlefish 2008-06-22 12:57:16 AM  
Some people here need a course in basic anatomy. When babies are born via caesarian section they do not go through a vagina.

Sheesh.

 
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