Two more stitches for daddy. Please?

It's a vagina, not a freight train.

Ouch.

Ummmm... no, subby. Seeing as how men can't have babies, a NC WOMAN gave birth to huge-ass twins.

^{/sorry, pet peeve}

King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car.

FTFY

give that woman a medal.

skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car.

FTFY

Twins are 19 years old.

Now THERE'S a story!

VV()VV THATS LIKE 14.7 15.3 pounds each

quick, somebody cue the hotdog down a hallway gif. I would but that would mean sifting through a spindle pack.

RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.

TheOther: skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car it's superman!.

FTFY

Sorry, pet peeve.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ummmm... no, subby. Seeing as how men can't have babies, a NC WOMAN gave birth to huge-ass twins.

/sorry, pet peeve

-1 for Benevolent Misanthrope not reading/quoting the headline properly... headline just says couple "has" twins. It doesn't say couple "gives birth" to twins.

/sorry, I can read

Each of those babies weighs twice as much as I did when I was born.

I'm 8 weeks pregnant. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

How in the world did that fit inside her body!?! Poor woman. That had to be excruciatingly uncomfortable.

supernova903: quick, somebody cue the hotdog down a hallway gif. I would but that would mean sifting through a spindle pack.

Fructose?

The seventh seal has been broken. The end is nye.

I came in for the Family Guy newsclipping of Lois giving birth to the "elephant" child and I was disappointed.

roadrageonoldpeople: I'm 8 weeks pregnant. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Have you ever seen "The Fly"?

Nekulturny: RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.

Likewise. My wife had babies that big, just one at a time.

/she's small
//or she was

her vag lost it's snatchlasticity foo shoo

just_intonation: Nekulturny: RagingLeonard: Ouch.

I came here to say that.

Likewise. My wife had babies that big, just one at a time.

/she's small
//or she was

my wives babys were 10.4 5.3 pounds each

Those ain't babies, them there are toddlers.

Spud Boy: The end is nye.

Leave my end out of this!

//Piss Bill off and your end is nigh.

Chick at work told us about her doctor consult before she had a vaginal hysterectomy. The surgeon finishes the sewing work by abiding by the 'two fingers' rule.

My suggestion that her hub get a plaster casting of his pecker and using that as a template was considered, for about 3 seconds.

She is still pregnant, right? Right?!

I always feel more sorry for the husband than the wife in this situation. Yes, she had a lot to squeeze out, but she was probably drugged out of her mind when it happened. Now him, he has to toss hot dogs down that hallway and pray he hits a wall every once in a while for the rest of his life...or until he gets divorced.

/child of divorce
//acts out

She had a c-section, so her cooter remains unaffected. I guess.

AnniBronte
...vaginal hysterectomy

Yes, vaginal hysterectomies are the best kind.

Scrotal hysterectomies are right out.

Z1P2, thank you for the appropriate response to Benevolent Misanthrope

She had a c-section, so the jokes about the vag being stretched out aren't funny because it doesn't apply in this situation

also, as for the vag stretching/embiggening comments, the mom did have a C-section.

/rtfa

Also, as for the vag stretching/embiggening comments, it's a muscle. It's very elastic and will return back to its original size (unless something actually tears) but will be more elastic in the future.

Just sayin'.

CygnusDarius: TheOther: skatedrifter: King Something: It's a vagina, not a freight train clown car it's superman!. dump trailer!

FTFAOY

Umm... c-section. While I'm sure it was no fun carrying them around, she didn't squeeze them out the hard way.

But yeah, keep making fun of her hoo-hah. It's funnier that way.

blah, people post things, then I post the same thing, making my comment nearly useless.

Dang, I thought for sure the story would have her admit to not knowing she was pregnant.

//Watch out or mommy will eat you!

wtf

eat something other than fat and sugar

When aren't stretched out vag comments funny?

/hint, they always funny

h to the 'ojo: you accusing her of having gestational diabetes?

/you might be right.

h to the 'ojo: wtf

eat something other than fat and sugar

could have been gestational diabetes.. that tends to make babies bigger

Hey! Isn't anyone gonna cue the "Lois giving birth to the 13 lb Elephant Boy" pic?

/My hotlink fu skills...they are weak today.

Mom's vaginal area may be unaffected, but she is going to need one heck of a tummy tuck poor thing. That stomach is never going back to normal.

I can't help at smile at the family pic, though. :)

I had two really big babies. 8.6 and then a 10 pounder. My husband has yet to complain. He's a whiner and would have biatched about it by now.

/the proof is in the pudding.
//man puddin'

zdrizin: h to the 'ojo: you accusing her of having gestational diabetes?

/you might be right.

Are you like, in my brain or something? Cause that's like the second time we made the same comment.

Quoting people. I'm doing it wrong.

cheap_thoughts: Are you like, in my brain or something? Cause that's like the second time we made the same comment.

I'm not even in my brain. But still, that is weird. hmm....

Some people here need a course in basic anatomy. When babies are born via caesarian section they do not go through a vagina.

Sheesh.