well hell, i have to give her credit for taking some initiative.

Anyone who praises this woman is a dirty Communist sympathizer.

Good for her.
That's how Communism should work.

vudukungfu: Good for her.
That's how Communism should work.

You're YOUR A DIRTY COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER!!!1!one!

All hail our new Boobie overlords.

I'd hit it.

King Something: vudukungfu: Good for her.
That's how Communism should work.

You're YOUR A DIRTY COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER!!!1!one!

Actually, no.
I'm just a Communist.
It seems to be the way the USA is heading anyway.
let's see, who controls the press?
and what happens if you protest nowdays?
of course, you could use the popular vote...
wait, no, that doesn't really work.
Then there's all the money I earn to give to the shiftless, lazy, breeders in public housing. My health insurance will cover anything my coworkers need or want, but nothing I would have.
Yeah, that's pretty much Amerika, Komrad.
Enjoy it. And that Social Security.

That's strong work, officer.

/Democrat, I guess that's close enough to communist

above and beyond for sure

FTFA "They said an official position should not be used to promote a moral model."

In China???

So, like, she was breast-feeding other people's babies? I don't see the problem with this.

/DNRTFA

Isn't that what boobies are for?

/other than for comfort
//or for speed

Just because I don't have a pair of tits underneath this $6300 suit, I'm not going to get promoted, come on!

What's a blogosphere?

FTA: "prompting online protests that promotions should be awarded on merit, not merely for good deeds."

For cops, isn't a history of good deeds... merit?

Don't breastfeed me bro!

What's wrong here?

No "Boobies" tag? That's what they're for!

/-2 Subby!
// one for each mammary!

TFA says they were just ticked because of some nonsense or other about a promotion based on morals. Doesn't sound like they were outraged but I dunno.

/breastfeeding veteran of 2 years
//one on the way in September, gearing up the boobs for another 2 years of heavy use.

Z1P2: FTA: "prompting online protests that promotions should be awarded on merit, not merely for good deeds."

For cops, isn't a history of good deeds... merit?

Don't breastfeed me bro!

Speak for yourself.

I smell a new Law and Order spin-off.

Hell, give her the promotion.. you KNOW her boobs HAD to be some sore ones.

Do not GIS for chinese wet nurse.

/Cannot be unseen

Scorpinock: No "Boobies" tag? That's what they're for!

/-2 Subby!
// one for each mammary!

a boobies tag would prevent women from posting pics of themselves breastfeeding in solidarity with hero cop

Help me out here. I don't have breasts, so I'm ignorant of the whole breastfeeding thing. What do you feed a breast?

vudukungfu: Actually, no.
I'm just a Communist.
It seems to be the way the USA is heading anyway.
let's see, who controls the press?

What do the Jews have to do with anything?

Doing something meritorious justifies promotion. So if, say, instead of taking infants in her arms and feeding them she selflessly threw herself breast first onto dangerously starving babies it would have been based on bravery, not good works?

If they do this, all the other policewomen will milk this for a promotion!

PresentCompanyExcluded: Help me out here. I don't have breasts, so I'm ignorant of the whole breastfeeding thing. What do you feed a breast?

Usually money.

Um...isn't that the ideal of Communism...giving ones self to the countries greater good??

Batewoman: TFA says they were just ticked because of some nonsense or other about a promotion based on morals. Doesn't sound like they were outraged but I dunno.

/breastfeeding veteran of 2 years
//one on the way in September, gearing up the boobs for another 2 years of heavy use.

Same. Hats off to her for not being selfish with her body.

Rose of Sharon?

And billions of moob owners nipples hurt in sympathy.

I guess it doesn't take a village.

/shrug

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Rose of Sharon?

Winner.

Tackboard: Um...isn't that the ideal of Communism...giving ones self to the countries greater good??

I thought it was eating and not getting shot in the back of the head.

Moonfisher: Batewoman: TFA says they were just ticked because of some nonsense or other about a promotion based on morals. Doesn't sound like they were outraged but I dunno.

/breastfeeding veteran of 2 years
//one on the way in September, gearing up the boobs for another 2 years of heavy use.

Same. Hats off to her for not being selfish with her body.

Also expecting in September. Didn't realize breastfeeding would last about two years. Yowza.

Someone else posted this in a thread ages ago. It made me chuckle:

FreakPuppet: Also expecting in September. Didn't realize breastfeeding would last about two years. Yowza.

It lasts as long as you make it last. There's no requirement to breastfeed for two years but the longer you do it, the better off you and the baby are!

EIP if you have any questions!

ummu: What's wrong here?

It's sexism because a man can't breastfeed.

Batewoman: It lasts as long as you make it last. There's no requirement to breastfeed for two years but the longer you do it, the better off you and the baby are!

EIP if you have any questions!

Thanks :)

fragMasterFlash: chinese wet nurse

This was the third or fourth GIS result for chinese wet nurse.

chinese wet nurse (new window) indeed (NSFW)

FreakPuppet: Also expecting in September. Didn't realize breastfeeding would last about two years. Yowza.

I'm pretty sure it's unusual to be breastfeeding two years after birth. Six months is usually the average attempted weaning time

/based on hearsay, not real factual evidence
//had two younger brothers

I always wondered why more women didna breastfeed, along with all the benefits to the child, it burns an estimated 500 extra calories a day. You could eat an extra McD's cheeseburger a day, or not and lose baby weight slowly and in a healthy fashion. and it's free. Dammit it just makes more sense.

buffalosoldier: I always wondered why more women didna breastfeed, along with all the benefits to the child, it burns an estimated 500 extra calories a day. You could eat an extra McD's cheeseburger a day, or not and lose baby weight slowly and in a healthy fashion. and it's free. Dammit it just makes more sense.

Cheers.

Also it passes on antibodies to the child so if mother has cold/flu/whatever the baby gets the antibodies and doesn't catch it nearly as often or gets over it very very quickly. My son didn't need a single trip to the doctor for a sick visit until long after I weaned.

Many doctors recommend breastfeeding until 2 years old because that is when a child's immune system is fully developed. Boobjuice is the best thing for a child to help strengthen their immune systems

What's her Fark ID?

I got curious and started looking up articles on breastfeeding (new window).

You should nurse your baby as long as it's working for the two of you. Both the World Health Organization and Canadian Paediatric Society now recommend that babies be given breastmilk exclusively for six months with complementary foods added at that time. Then they recommend continuing to breastfeed for the baby's first year and beyond. LaSalle points out that the average weaning age in the world is four years old and cites the benefits of nursing an older baby, which may include a decreased risk of obesity, diabetes, eczema and night blindness, as well as lower cholesterol and decreased risk of heart disease. "The long-term effects carry on into adulthood," she says.

//I can do a year. Maybe I can do 2. Four? No frickin way.

In America, she would probably have to register as a sex offender

FragMasterFlash
Do not GIS for chinese wet nurse.



?

Seems like she went above and beyond the duties of her job to provide life-saving assistance to the public during a time of crisis.

Isn't that exactly the sort of thing we give promotions (and in the military, medals) for? If she doesn't deserve a promotion for that, what the hell WOULD be worthy of a promotion.

serial_crusher: ummu: What's wrong here?

It's sexism because a man can't breastfeed.

It's not. Here's why - To say it is sexism is to assume no male officers were promoted because they couldn't breast feed, which is ridiculous.

Furthermore, the story doesn't address the likelihood that many male officers were also promoted for their contrbutions.