240 million Japanese yen = 2.28 million Canadian dollars

In space, no one can hear you say "I do."

We're grooms out in space
We're zooming around
Protecting the human race.

Are you allowed to consummate the marriage in space?

/no bukkake please.

Divorces cost twice the price.

Guess which pressure suit leaks?

In space no one hears you scream

Tr0mBoNe: 240 million Japanese yen = 2.28 million Canadian dollars

And $2.23-2.24 million USD.

I don't think the girlfriend's father has that kind of money.

/Sad.
//Might be worth it if they allowed consummation of the marriage in space as well.

SilentStrider: In space, no one can hear you say "I do."

Hey then no one in the crowd can say "i object"...... But how much more would it cost for a crowd? I would say if you really wanted to get married and your familly doesnt like it what better way to make sure u get married other than floating in space? Were your grandma cant beat you with a purse!!!!

the_good_senator: //Might be worth it if they allowed consummation of the marriage in space as well.


You could probably pay for the wedding by selling video.

mikaloyd: the_good_senator: //Might be worth it if they allowed consummation of the marriage in space as well.


You could probably pay for the wedding by selling video.

who'ed wanna go out and but someone ELSES wedding video in space i mean it might hit youtube and get like 7 trillion hits but no-one actually gonna pay cash MONEY to watch a vid... Even if its from space!!!!

I do.

I do.

I now pronounce you man & wife...you may now orbit the bride.

/re-entry comes later, during the honeymoon.

The first wedding party:

squeakers241: mikaloyd: the_good_senator: //Might be worth it if they allowed consummation of the marriage in space as well.
You could probably pay for the wedding by selling video.

who'ed wanna go out and but someone ELSES wedding video in space i mean it might hit youtube and get like 7 trillion hits but no-one actually gonna pay cash MONEY to watch a vid... Even if its from space!!!!

Pam Anderson would disagree

Driver: squeakers241: mikaloyd: the_good_senator: //Might be worth it if they allowed consummation of the marriage in space as well.
You could probably pay for the wedding by selling video.

who'ed wanna go out and but someone ELSES wedding video in space i mean it might hit youtube and get like 7 trillion hits but no-one actually gonna pay cash MONEY to watch a vid... Even if its from space!!!!

Pam Anderson would disagree

Pam anderson was not married in space!!!!

This may be in response to China sending pig sperm into space (new window).

Tip of the hat to submitter. Been watching the newest DVD of Muppets today. :)

OTA BENGA: This may be in response to China sending pig sperm into space (new window).

WAT???? PIG SPERM!!!! MABY ITS A DEAL WITH THE ALIENS SO THEY CAN GET BACON!................ Whoops another sin..

/I LIKE IT VERY MUCH, submitter

Top this Japan! I discovered there is a China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation Space Breeding Center when I was reading this other article on pig sperm in space. When they move onto human trials, I'll volunteer as long as I can choose my lab partner.

mikaloyd: You could probably pay for the wedding by selling the video.

Do people still pay for such videos these days?

/I know I don't.
//If you can use Fark, you can find free pr0n.

tdpatriots12: /I LIKE IT VERY MUCH, submitter

Yesss give me more bacon

I would totally pay to watch space porn.

That was one of the coolest segments of The Muppet Show.

bakarocket: I would totally pay to watch space porn.

If only to see that it was possible? Like DVDA?

bakarocket: I would totally pay to watch space porn.

Aside from pearl necklaces delivered from across the room/cabin, I'm guessing it'll be pretty dull - they'd have to be up close and fastened in a sleeping bag just to avoid head injuries and fractured vertebrae

Space pimping is a full-time job. Astronaut Jones can't commit and won't settle down for nothing.

"NOW WHY DON'T YOU LIFT UP THAT SKIRT AND LET ME SLAP THAT FAT ASS?!"

/Underrated sketch
//Always laugh at that screen image for some reason

Damn you Cyxneo...

Time to bone up on my space divorce law I see.

tdpatriots12: /I LIKE IT VERY MUCH, submitter

Bawk.

OMG! Space!