Did MacGyver do this too?

It may be profligate, but is it not life, is it not the thing?

/etc.

Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] Quote 2008-06-21 08:47:02 PM
Did MacGyver do this too?

If he gets that right, then Christians can sue Atheists for not displaying a cross.

I could quite possibly be sleeping with dog hairs under my pillow.

Lord Byron, I see what you did there.

What does he send them now that he's an immortal vampire seeking descendants of his one true love in order to use their blood to restore her youth?

/Probably very obscure

TUO3MTA3:

Thread-to-thread bashing? Yeah, he's an idiot, but that's low. Real low.

That gives an new meaning to "hair of the dog", I guess.

Or not.

Falcc: What does he send them now that he's an immortal vampire seeking descendants of his one true love in order to use their blood to restore her youth?

/Probably very obscure

not to me. I had to do a project on the asshole for my first semester english final senior year. that farking project made my senior slide occur infinitely faster.

"Bring it out sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them syphilis!"

--Lord Byron

Slow news day, eh?

subby: Lord Byron--history's Colin Ferrell

Shelley you can't be serious!

They got Newfie, he got schnauzer.

unclejimbo827: Falcc: What does he send them now that he's an immortal vampire seeking descendants of his one true love in order to use their blood to restore her youth?

/Probably very obscure

not to me. I had to do a project on the asshole for my first semester english final senior year. that farking project made my senior slide occur infinitely faster.

By asshole, do you mean Byron or Tom Holland? Becuase if you mean Byron and the reference still makes sense it does start to lend some credibility to the vampire theory, in my mind. Was this a popular belief at the time or something?

OT: Is it me, or am I the only one who finds Chelsea Lately annoying and not quite hot enough for TV.

The_Wilde_Yoh: TUO3MTA3:

Thread-to-thread bashing? Yeah, he's an idiot, but that's low. Real low.

Ah. But you're forgetting about the precedent set by Rotsky.

My kinesiology textbook had a sketch of Lord Byron in the section for the sternocleidomastoid muscle. Apparently he had a really sexy SCL.

Probably the strangest textbook I've ever had to buy.

I'm imagining the dog hiding in fear of being trimmed naked whenever the mail came with the scent of perfume.

The newfoundland was probably better in bed as well.

GypsyJoker: "Bring it out sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them syphilis!"

"Running around Italy in a big shirt, trying to get laid is no way to go through life, son."

/or something.

GypsyJoker: "Bring it out sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them syphilis!"

--Lord Byron

Gold medallion nestled on a hairy chest...grrr

Epitaph for Lord Castlereagh

Posterity will ne'er survey
A nobler scene than this.
Here lie the bones of Castlereagh.
Stop traveller, and piss.

He also died a death that made Elvis's look positively dignified.

Falcc: unclejimbo827: Falcc: What does he send them now that he's an immortal vampire seeking descendants of his one true love in order to use their blood to restore her youth?

/Probably very obscure

not to me. I had to do a project on the asshole for my first semester english final senior year. that farking project made my senior slide occur infinitely faster.

By asshole, do you mean Byron or Tom Holland? Becuase if you mean Byron and the reference still makes sense it does start to lend some credibility to the vampire theory, in my mind. Was this a popular belief at the time or something?

byron wrote about vampires every once in a while (the giaour for instance). that's what I thought you were talking about for some reason - vampires and whatnot. now that I've refreshed my memory of the play (thanks wiki), it really doesn't make any sense. don't mind me.

/yeah, I skimmed the poems. So what?
//I read Don Juan at least
///....that's why I skimmed the rest

unclejimbo827:

This is what I was refering to. You may be interested in it even if you're sick of Byron. Tom Holland's a pretty talented author and his retelling is pretty intriguing. (new window)

spelunking_defenestrator: He also died a death that made Elvis's look positively dignified.


He died under care of a doctor who bled him to "cure" a fever; A fever contracted while fighting the Ottoman turks for Greek independence... how is that less dignified than Elvis' death?

Falcc: unclejimbo827:

This is what I was refering to. You may be interested in it even if you're sick of Byron. Tom Holland's a pretty talented author and his retelling is pretty intriguing. (new window)


Ugh, you linked to a "vampire sensualist" novel ("novel" lol). Why not just link to a Laurel K. Hamilton pulp and fap to furries/vampire pron while you're at it?

deadsanta

...syphilis?

Ah yes, Lord Byron. He was peripherally involved with the invention of the first computer, if I understand correctly. He also was responsible for inspiring one of the best descriptions of a man I've ever heard... "mad, bad, and dangerous to know."

You guys ever see that episode of Billy and Mandy where Lord Byron was living inside the stupid kid as a ghost? That was a serious mindfreak!

Lady Caroline Lamb, who was so obsessed with Byron that after he ended their relationship she cut off her locks to make herself look like a Cambridge choirboy he had recently seduced.

Wait, what?

It's high time somebody cloned that dog. Then ladies could have the whole thing instead of just a cutting.

Will Ferrell has a brother?

Coulda been worse--they could have asked for the whole wig.

drxym: Will Ferrell has a brother?

You are the winnah.