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(London Times) Asinine Calling Scientology a "cult" while in London is a jailable offense   (sundayherald.com) divider line 232
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CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:10:18 PM  
Scientology is a cult.

Catholicism is a cult.
Baptism is a cult.
Jainism is a cult.
Lutheranism is a cult.
Islam is a cult.
Protestantism is a cult.
Judaism is a cult.
Hinduism is a cult.
Buddhism is a cult.

Personality is a cult.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:13:37 PM  
Scientology is a cult.

wheee! i'm an international criminal! Say, this is fun! y'all should try it!

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:20:32 PM  
Weaver95 is a cult.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:26:55 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Weaver95 is a cult.

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
the Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:40:38 PM  
"From a policing point of view, a balance has to be struck between the right to assemble and hold a meeting and other persons' rights to go about their business or demonstrate without being obstructed or hindered."

I respect the difficulty police have in walking that line, but if I may ask, who is being hindered from going about their business by a bunch of protesters using words and signs?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:50:41 PM  
Kome: if I may ask, who is being hindered from going about their business by a bunch of protesters using words and signs?

The Scientologists, apparently.

 
Arklop 2008-06-21 08:51:13 PM  
Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

 
skinink 2008-06-21 08:53:19 PM  

I am here to chew bubblegum, and protest the Church of Scientology, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


This is how the Church is getting preferential treatment:


www.cracked.com


 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:53:45 PM  
Arklop: Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

Scientonogy?

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:53:47 PM  
Arklop: Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

...scientonogy?

FTFA: "The Crown Prosecution Service later decided there was no case to answer."

While the kid *was* arrested, as I understand it, the court effectively said with that decision that doing exactly what he did is ok.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-06-21 08:53:51 PM  
YOU are going to get so SUED!

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:54:10 PM  
King Something: Kome: if I may ask, who is being hindered from going about their business by a bunch of protesters using words and signs?

The Scientologists, apparently.


Heh, silly me. I mean to ask "how is anyone being hindered..."

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:54:34 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Scientonogy?

YOU ASS

 
m2313 2008-06-21 08:54:36 PM  
bp0.blogger.com
Will be in jail shortly

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:54:36 PM  
But can I still call Tom Cruise an asshole whackjob?

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-06-21 08:54:42 PM  
Arklop: Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

OK, Nondon.

Er, am I doing this right?

 
Ogie Oglethorpe 2008-06-21 08:54:50 PM  
OK, I know I'm oversimplifying, but the basic idea is that aliens in a volcano are in charge?

You know, you should expect some level of opposition to this idea because its, you know, FARKING INSANE!

 
Scythed 2008-06-21 08:55:28 PM  
15 year-old
He's not supposed to be on 4chan anyways.

 
phlegmmo 2008-06-21 08:56:10 PM  
skinink:
I am here to chew bubblegum, and protest the Church of Scientology, and I'm all out of bubblegum.


This is how the Church is getting preferential treatment:

*They Live pic*


Just watched that movie last night. One of my favorites.

 
ElLoco 2008-06-21 08:56:21 PM  
I've always though atheism was a cult what with it's followers being savage and batshiat crazy when it comes to anything that assaults their own personal viewa. It's even worse than religion.

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:56:53 PM  
Ogie Oglethorpe: OK, I know I'm oversimplifying, but the basic idea is that aliens in a volcano are in charge?

You know, you should expect some level of opposition to this idea because its, you know, FARKING INSANE!


No, no- the aliens got dumped in a volcano, and their souls wandered the earth before taking residence in our bodies.

Aliens? In your body? It's more likely than you think!

 
Thatguy 2008-06-21 08:56:57 PM  
You posters are glib.

 
henryhill 2008-06-21 08:57:24 PM  
Strathclyde!

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:57:34 PM  
ElLoco: I've always though atheism was a cult what with it's followers being savage and batshiat crazy when it comes to anything that assaults their own personal viewa. It's even worse than religion.

Pff. .5 out of 10, at best.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:58:25 PM  
FeBolas: Arklop: Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

...scientonogy?

FTFA: "The Crown Prosecution Service later decided there was no case to answer."

While the kid *was* arrested, as I understand it, the court effectively said with that decision that doing exactly what he did is ok.


I think the kid being arrested is going to cause trouble. Is there any way Scientologists can see the arrest record and harass the kid or spy on him or whatever?

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-06-21 08:58:56 PM  
WELLLLLLLLLLLL


It's a Cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's culty culty cult.
It corrupts the minds of it's believers and drains their pockets dry
It's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult
If you talk bad about them they'll take your left eye
It's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult,
Their messiah is a rather fabbbbbbbbbbbbulous guy
It's a cult, It's a cult, It's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult
If you doubt this, Xenu will nuke you from the skyyyyyyyyy!1

Everybody!


It's a Cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's culty culty cult.
It's a Cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's culty culty cult.
It's a Cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's culty culty cult.
It's a Cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's a cult, it's culty culty cult.

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:59:17 PM  
Kome: Is there any way Scientologists can see the arrest record and harass the kid or spy on him or whatever?

Probably. Farkin' assholes.

/come and get me, Scientolotwats.

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-21 09:00:32 PM  
In before the American atheists tell me how their rights have once again been trampled by superstitions they dint share.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:00:37 PM  
baka-san: But can I still call Tom Cruise an asshole whackjob?

I insist

 
geekybroad 2008-06-21 09:00:47 PM  
King Something: The Scientologists, apparently.

I LOL'd.

 
FeBolas [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:01:33 PM  
mikaloyd: In before the American atheists tell me how their rights have once again been trampled by superstitions they dint share.

Only slightly better than ElLoco. 1 out of 10, and a trollcookie for you.

 
clueyee [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:01:33 PM  
i55.photobucket.com

/Recursion is a cult
//Just had to do it
/// runs and hides

 
radioman_ 2008-06-21 09:02:06 PM  
Thanks for inspiring me to watch "They Live" tonight. $cientology is busine$$ disguised as a cult.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-06-21 09:03:05 PM  
Weaver95: Look in my eyes, what do you see?
the Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality


Do you have a line for Obama?

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:05:09 PM  
Weaver95: CtrlAltDelete: Weaver95 is a cult.

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
the Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality


Wow, Weaver95, I just loaded up a bunch of Living Colour songs before I read that.

Good call!

 
uncoveror 2008-06-21 09:05:10 PM  
Can you call it a money grab scam? Is that allowed in the UK?

 
Im in ur Fark 2008-06-21 09:05:34 PM  
But I'm good if I call them a bunch of closeted, self-indulgent, rich, lunatic bastards, right? I mean that's not actually libel, that's just fact!

 
hej 2008-06-21 09:05:48 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Scientology is a cult.

Catholicism is a cult.
Baptism is a cult.
Jainism is a cult.
Lutheranism is a cult.
Islam is a cult.
Protestantism is a cult.
Judaism is a cult.
Hinduism is a cult.
Buddhism is a cult.

Personality is a cult.


THIS

is more or less what I came here to say (minus the last line).

 
blueviking 2008-06-21 09:06:43 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Scientology is a cult.

Catholicism is a cult.
Baptism is a cult.
Jainism is a cult.
Lutheranism is a cult.
Islam is a cult.
Protestantism is a cult.
Judaism is a cult.
Hinduism is a cult.
Buddhism is a cult.

Personality is a cult.


I keep hearing In Living Colour.....

/you don't have to follow me/only you can set me free
//got nothin'

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-06-21 09:06:48 PM  
Darth Invictus: Wow, Weaver95, I just loaded up a bunch of Living Colour songs before I read that.

Good call!


Living Colour is my favorite Black Metal band.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:06:52 PM  
Can I call them a bunch of supercilious, idiotic, assbag douches with delusions of superiority? Can I?

 
Ogie Oglethorpe 2008-06-21 09:07:16 PM  
FeBolas

No, no- the aliens got dumped in a volcano, and their souls wandered the earth before taking residence in our bodies.

Aliens? In your body? It's more likely than you think!


You know, it's not the aliens, or even the taking over our bodies that throws me off. It's the living in a volcano. that's just damn stupid.

 
Nimnom 2008-06-21 09:07:44 PM  
It's not good enough to just say Scientology is a cult here. When you explain it to friends or family, you have to state it like it is.

 
IonBeam2 2008-06-21 09:07:57 PM  
Ogie Oglethorpe: OK, I know I'm oversimplifying, but the basic idea is that aliens in a volcano are in charge?

You know, you should expect some level of opposition to this idea because its, you know, FARKING INSANE!


That's nothing. Look up the Obscene Dog Incident.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:08:01 PM  
clueyee: /Recursion is a cult
//Just had to do it
/// runs and hides


May you be dipped in gravy train and thrown to a crazed pack of poodles.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:08:53 PM  
Scientology is multi-level marketing. The biggest pyramid scheme....evar.

 
Falcc 2008-06-21 09:11:32 PM  
This is a church, that is a cult, this is a church, that is a cult.

/Not obscure

 
ElLoco 2008-06-21 09:13:04 PM  
FeBolas: ElLoco: I've always though atheism was a cult what with it's followers being savage and batshiat crazy when it comes to anything that assaults their own personal viewa. It's even worse than religion.

Pff. .5 out of 10, at best.


Er... I was serious, actually. Religious nuts and anti-religious nuts are all the same except for the number of gods they worship.

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-06-21 09:14:12 PM  
IonBeam2: Ogie Oglethorpe: OK, I know I'm oversimplifying, but the basic idea is that aliens in a volcano are in charge?

You know, you should expect some level of opposition to this idea because its, you know, FARKING INSANE!

That's nothing. Look up the Obscene Dog Incident.


Well that's special:
"In the "Assists" lecture of October 3, 1968, Hubbard described a surreal cosmological event said to take place shortly after Incident I (the creation of the universe): "There's the incident called "The Obscene Dog" with its just a little bit later than Incident One. And sometimes actually by running it, why you can get the PC into Incident One. The Obscene Dog was a sort of a brass dog in a sitting position and anybody who got around to the front of the dog got caught in some electronic current and passed through the dog to the dogs rear end and spat out. Thetans didn't like this."

 
Dunit 2008-06-21 09:14:45 PM  
1. Put snakes on plane: Arklop: Replace the L with an N and you're still on the right track.

OK, Nondon.

Er, am I doing this right?


No! He was talking about N Ron Hubbard.

 
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