I wish all criminals did this so we wouldn't have to waste time on trials.

Why would I want to jump into police, especially water evading police?

"AH HOPE MISTAH BANE CAHN SWIM!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Batman & Robin

I've lost a 3 star wanted level by swimming, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Makes me wonder what really happened.

NOTE TO SELF: learn to swim.

I love a happy ending.

Jenhaha

That report about sums up what really happened. Dude was being arrested for an armed robbery case. he saw the police, ran, jumped in the lake and died rather than spend 6 months in jail.

Another version of the story from a local source:
http://www.nbc17.com/midatlantic/ncn/news.apx.-content-articles-NCN-2008-06-20-0 018.html

jaylectricity, I declare you the winner.



Congratulations.

Jenhahaha: Makes me wonder what really happened.

me too

"Take a lesson, Rookie."

It still boggles my mind that there are adults in first world countries that haven't bothered to learn how to swim at some point or other.

Are there really people who don't know how to swim? That's like not knowing how to walk.

Marshall Banana: Are there really people who don't know how to swim? That's like not knowing how to walk.

Brothers don't like the water for some reason. My guess is Gabriel Lee Miles is a Bro. Same thing with oral sex. You'll never hear from a Bro how he went down on a girl.

This drowned guy and the idiot who shot himself taking the gun out of his waistband are probably holding hands, skipping through a meadow in the afterlife.

see ya down in arizona bay..

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Marshall Banana: Are there really people who don't know how to swim? That's like not knowing how to walk.

Brothers don't like the water for some reason. My guess is Gabriel Lee Miles is a Bro. Same thing with oral sex. You'll never hear from a Bro how he went down on a girl.

Yep... I was right... here's Gabriel:

Thief, jury & executioner.

Mitrovarr It still boggles my mind that there are adults in first world countries that haven't bothered to learn how to swim at some point or other.

THIS

/This is my first time ever using "THIS" in a post.
//Most of the time find "THIS" annoying.
///This time if fit very well.
////4 slashies just for good measure.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: My guess is Gabriel Lee Miles is a Bro. Same thing with oral sex. You'll never hear from a Bro how he went down on a girl.

Um, not true. The oral part I mean.

Yeah, sure he jumped in, all on his own, with no help at all from the cops.

petcat2469: Yeah, sure he jumped in, all on his own, with no help at all from the cops.

Who cares. One less hood rat on the streets is a good thing. It should not my responsibility to pay for his jail stay because he cant be a productive member of society. At least now someone reaped some economic benefit from him.

Sometimes the truth hurts.

So when does the family win the lawsuit against the police department for chasing this model citizen and forcing him to drown?

There once was a robber named Gabe
Who used guns to prove he was brave
He tried to abscond
by diving in pond
Now poor Gabe's too dead to be saved

It would have been funnier if a gator ate him.

Isn't there a DARWIN tag?

What happened to the sunfish?

"...Miles ran before he could be arrested..."

Good thing the cops are competent.

Did they recover the jolly jumbuck?