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(TC Palm) Florida Excuse me ma'am, will you please hold my baby for a moment, while I yank hair out of the head of another woman in line at this Family Dollar, choke the woman's mother and chomp down on a police officer's finger?   (tcpalm.com) divider line 64
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Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 03:01:11 PM  
Oh, now I see why we have the Florida tag.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:01:17 PM  
To be fair, it tasted like a sausage.

 
bolzy 2008-06-21 04:01:49 PM  
A Dollar store demographic tag.

 
mtman900 2008-06-21 04:02:21 PM  
All this at a Family Dollar Store in Florida.

It's like it was staged for Fark.

 
CarrieWhite 2008-06-21 04:03:14 PM  
Sounds like an offer one can't refuse

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:06:18 PM  
Paranoid schizophrenics have more provocation to attack from their rice krispies than this woman did...

 
lost cause 2008-06-21 04:07:56 PM  
Wonder what race she is.

 
DumbAsAPoster 2008-06-21 04:10:06 PM  
This is what happens when you mix the monkeys in with the people.

 
Birnone 2008-06-21 04:15:05 PM  
265 pounder with 8 month old baby?

I guess that's a no-go on losing the pregnancy weight gain?

 
Doc Batarang 2008-06-21 04:16:44 PM  
Once again:

"Still, I think humans may have evolved from apes, because the simians openly imitate humans, as if conscious of a higher state, whereas humans who act like apes are likely to deny it when criticized"

- Charles Fort

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:16:46 PM  
Etchy333: Oh, now I see why we have the Florida tag.

This.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-06-21 04:24:40 PM  
"Sorry, ma'am, you'll have to move over to the fat person's line."

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:32:34 PM  
lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

No, no you don't.

 
jojostan 2008-06-21 04:34:35 PM  
Florida dollar stores, I think a black Obelisk is needed there....

 
dstanley 2008-06-21 04:35:20 PM  
lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

Yeah, me too.

dahmers love zombie: No, no you don't.

Oh, okay, you're right, I don't really wonder, more like *bet*.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:37:45 PM  
When you do something like this, do you know you're gonna end up a punchline?

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:40:05 PM  
lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

media.tcpalm.com


There you go. Now you can feel superior about being a racist asshat.

 
dstanley 2008-06-21 04:41:10 PM  
dstanley: more like *bet*.

I won.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:43:21 PM  
Ahhh Floriduh...

 
lost cause 2008-06-21 04:46:24 PM  
what_now: lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

There you go. Now you can feel superior about being a racist asshat.


I'm not a racist asshat, I was just wondering.

 
Gravyguts 2008-06-21 04:46:50 PM  
i knew it.


/its not racism, its statistics.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:55:49 PM  
Well you hold Franky and Estelle, I gotta go to the cockpit and kick some ass.


/obscure?

 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body 2008-06-21 04:57:27 PM  
Tiffany Mashae Brown

yep... didn't take long to figure out the race on this one... surprise, surprise...

 
farfigneugan [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 04:59:05 PM  
lol

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2008-06-21 05:07:33 PM  
Yeah, white girls been taught for so long that they're weak and worthless it would have been more likely for one o' them to use the baby as a weapon. Oh, wait, that did happen before. And it was already posted on fark.

yeah, real superior there...

 
jso2897 2008-06-21 05:12:37 PM  
lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

Human, I'm afraid. Fact is, white, black, or any other color, people are just no damn good, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Look on the bright side - in a few years, you'll be dead.

 
SystemFault 2008-06-21 05:54:43 PM  
FTA:

The officer charged Brown with two counts of battery, one count of resisting arrest with violence and one count of battery on a law enforcement officer.

No child endangerment charge? Also, no threatening charge for expressing an intent to kill?

Sounds like tubal ligation would be good start when the punishment is assigned. Too bad it can't be made retroactively. To her mother.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-21 05:58:47 PM  
IMA SNATCH THAT WEAVE OFF YO HEAD!!!

That's fun to say no matter who you are or where you're from!

 
moothemagiccow 2008-06-21 06:00:48 PM  
this is why i shop on weekdays

 
ianjames 2008-06-21 06:09:13 PM  
Racisim isn't always taught. It can be learned from experience as well.

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ianjames 2008-06-21 06:10:14 PM  
ninja

 
PandaGurl 2008-06-21 06:10:39 PM  
Juniper Jupiter:
IMA SNATCH THAT WEAVE OFF YO HEAD!!!
That's fun to say no matter who you are or where you're from!


Great idea, I can't wait to say that to someone!

/white and nerdy

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-21 06:27:30 PM  
PandaGurl:

Great idea, I can't wait to say that to someone!

/white and nerdy


Make sure your friends with'em first....it's especially fun when you yell it out when they least suspect it...all ninja like!!

/Damn near gave a co-worker a stroke once..good times!

 
khyberkitsune 2008-06-21 06:29:37 PM  
lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

HUMAN. Get the farking word right. If you're going to talk about skin color, it's ETHNICITY. Race deals with creatures of SIMILAR AND COMPATIBLE GENETIC STOCK, which means the only RACISM that would happen is if you hated every human, including yourself.

 
shadowself 2008-06-21 06:46:21 PM  
khyberkitsune: lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

HUMAN. Get the farking word right. If you're going to talk about skin color, it's ETHNICITY. Race deals with creatures of SIMILAR AND COMPATIBLE GENETIC STOCK, which means the only RACISM that would happen is if you hated every human, including yourself.


Calm the fark down, you're not in a checkout line. When you've cooled down enough to check out the dictionary, here you go:

RACE
(new window)


Also, I am genuinely surprised it was a black woman. Does that make me not racist, or totally naive?

 
jcheatham 2008-06-21 06:54:49 PM  
www.channels.com

Also, doesn't like people "playin" on her phone.

/Brenda Rounds FTW!

 
Deez Nutz 2008-06-21 06:59:40 PM  
Brown bit the last victim, a Fort Pierce Police Department officer, when he struggled to detain her due to her large size - 265 pounds, according to the report.

Sounds like she was probably just hungry.

/How did this become a racist thread? I could EASILY see this happening in West Virginia.

 
varmitydog 2008-06-21 07:13:02 PM  
Wonder what race she is. I would venture to guess that she isn't oriental.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 07:22:36 PM  
varmitydog: Wonder what race she is. I would venture to guess that she isn't oriental.

Who is it that takes of their shoe to beat people? I can never remember.

 
khyberkitsune 2008-06-21 07:44:59 PM  
shadowself: khyberkitsune: lost cause: Wonder what race she is.

HUMAN. Get the farking word right. If you're going to talk about skin color, it's ETHNICITY. Race deals with creatures of SIMILAR AND COMPATIBLE GENETIC STOCK, which means the only RACISM that would happen is if you hated every human, including yourself.

Calm the fark down, you're not in a checkout line. When you've cooled down enough to check out the dictionary, here you go:

RACE (new window)


Also, I am genuinely surprised it was a black woman. Does that make me not racist, or totally naive?


Quoting from your own link (with bold emphasis mine alone:)

"1. a group of persons related by common descent or heredity.
2. a population so related."

Sounds a shiatload like GENETICS to me. Once again, HUMAN RACE, as we have a common ancestor somewhere. Did you bother to read your own link to the fullest?

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 07:55:03 PM  
Seriously, WTF is wrong with people? In the last few years we've had road rage, airplane rage & now we've got checkout line rage, all things that didn't exist until several years back. What is causing people to lose it over something so simple as being redirected to another checkout line? I guess I'm naive because I just don't get it.

 
khyberkitsune 2008-06-21 07:57:11 PM  
Just for additional reference from Shadowself's link:

"Usage Note: The notion of race is nearly as problematic from a scientific point of view as it is from a social one. European physical anthropologists of the 17th and 18th centuries proposed various systems of racial classifications based on such observable characteristics as skin color, hair type, body proportions, and skull measurements, essentially codifying the perceived differences among broad geographic populations of humans. The traditional terms for these populations-Caucasoid (or Caucasian), Mongoloid, Negroid, and in some systems Australoid-are now controversial in both technical and nontechnical usage, and in some cases they may well be considered offensive. (Caucasian does retain a certain currency in American English, but it is used almost exclusively to mean "white" or "European" rather than "belonging to the Caucasian race," a group that includes a variety of peoples generally categorized as nonwhite.) The biological aspect of race is described today not in observable physical features but rather in such genetic characteristics as blood groups and metabolic processes, and the groupings indicated by these factors seldom coincide very neatly with those put forward by earlier physical anthropologists. Citing this and other points-such as the fact that a person who is considered black in one society might be nonblack in another-many cultural anthropologists now consider race to be more a social or mental construct than an objective biological fact."

In other words, a crap society and poor mentality took a logical biological definition and turned it into something more personal and opinionated.

 
shadowself 2008-06-21 07:58:17 PM  
khyberkitsune:
Sounds a shiatload like GENETICS to me. Once again, HUMAN RACE, as we have a common ancestor somewhere. Did you bother to read your own link to the fullest?


I sure did, even all the parts you cut out that do not support your argument. And it's debatable. You seem pretty convinced that you are 100% correct - if so, why are the other definitions even still in there?

 
shadowself 2008-06-21 08:02:42 PM  
i39.photobucket.com

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-06-21 09:02:49 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: Seriously, WTF is wrong with people? In the last few years we've had road rage, airplane rage & now we've got checkout line rage, all things that didn't exist until several years back. What is causing people to lose it over something so simple as being redirected to another checkout line? I guess I'm naive because I just don't get it.

The media calls it "something-rage", and unintentionally gives it validity and acceptance. Instead of calling it a random act of violence, which is what it really is.

 
milky_milk 2008-06-21 09:11:35 PM  
This woman didn't attack another customer because she was "redirected to another checkout line." I'll bet what happened was that another lane opened up and the person behind her went into that new lane. Feeling cheated out of her rightful spot as first in line in the new lane, young Tiffany Dashae went into full weave-snatching mode.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2008-06-21 09:28:38 PM  
milky_milk: This woman didn't attack another customer because she was "redirected to another checkout line." I'll bet what happened was that another lane opened up and the person behind her went into that new lane. Feeling cheated out of her rightful spot as first in line in the new lane, young Tiffany Dashae went into full weave-snatching mode.

Nice observation. I've been "cheated out of that" before, but have also cheated others out of it as well. So it evens out.

 
khyberkitsune 2008-06-21 09:28:42 PM  
shadowself: khyberkitsune:
Sounds a shiatload like GENETICS to me. Once again, HUMAN RACE, as we have a common ancestor somewhere. Did you bother to read your own link to the fullest?

I sure did, even all the parts you cut out that do not support your argument. And it's debatable. You seem pretty convinced that you are 100% correct - if so, why are the other definitions even still in there?


Because habits are hard to break - the American population has the habit of using words improperly or attributing to them a somewhat incorrect definition, or in this case, adding a definition to a word when a word for that definition already exists. The actual SCIENTIFIC definition of race is what's real, not the social and moral stigma that's still carried around by uneducated people today. About half of the time I hear the word racist used - it's used in reference to someone's religious choice, which is incorrect. If you're discriminating by color of one's skin, which is all about pigments, you're a pigmentist, which I like because of the word PIG in the front. If you hate canines of all sorts, you are racist. If you only hate wolves, you're a speciesist (coined from the word Speciesism from the 1970s.) It's ethnicism if you discriminate against someone's national or geographical location or origin.

Ahh, the joys of having a paper-bound dictionary from before the collapse of our school system, circa the late 90s.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:29:58 PM  
A Tout Le Monde: Bathia_Mapes: Seriously, WTF is wrong with people? In the last few years we've had road rage, airplane rage & now we've got checkout line rage, all things that didn't exist until several years back. What is causing people to lose it over something so simple as being redirected to another checkout line? I guess I'm naive because I just don't get it.

The media calls it "something-rage", and unintentionally gives it validity and acceptance. Instead of calling it a random act of violence, which is what it really is.


That may be true, but we're certainly seeing more & more acts of random violence nowadays. Even school shootings, which were virtually unheard of 20 years ago. I was bullied on a daily basis in high school & had easy access to hunting rifles & ammo, but it never occurred to me to go on a shooting spree at school. Back when I was growing up during the 60s & early 70s no one in my neighborhood locked their garages & only locked their homes if they were going to be gone for more than a day. Neighbors cared about neighbors and kept an eye on each others property as part of being a good neighbor. Most of the men & boys in the neighborhood hunted so there were hunting rifles in most of the garages, yet no one took a gun or rifle to school to get rid of someone who was bullying them.

 
varmitydog 2008-06-21 09:33:29 PM  
mmagdalene; Who is it that takes of their shoe to beat people?

Men with steel toed shoes or ladies in stilettos. Can't do much damage with a pair of flip flops. I imagine the Dutch must beat on each other occasionally with those wooden shoes, as well.

 
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