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(Fox News) Amusing What has three legs, one eye, and buckets of drool? Gus, the ugliest dog of 2008. (with ugly ass pic)   (foxnews.com) divider line 73
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cackylacky [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 05:48:03 PM  
He's not so bad.. he kinda looks like my neighbor.

 
EnjoyTheFacts 2008-06-21 07:03:11 PM  
It's always that kind of dog. We get it, they're ugly.

 
co-conspirator [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:20:50 PM  
Quite possibly THE definition of "twofer":

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Talon [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:22:45 PM  
EnjoyTheFacts: It's always that kind of dog. We get it, they're ugly.

This,

Though I think a pug or a bull dog, or any of those dogs with a crushed face has a great chance of winning if it has lost a leg or maybe suffered a debilitating disease or two in its lifetime... they're pretty ugly, uglier than that dog. The naked dogs could be cute when they're young... but always creepy because they're hairless.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-06-21 08:28:02 PM  
The owner's no prize herself....

 
alacoco 2008-06-21 08:28:41 PM  
that dog isn't nearly as ugly as that other winner a few years ago. You know the one..

 
wetsail 2008-06-21 08:29:57 PM  
This one actually looks kind of cute. As opposed to the last winner.
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TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2008-06-21 08:30:18 PM  
co-conspirator

Why does the dog on the right have the blue ribbon? Shouldnt it be on the one on the left?

 
brewssuds 2008-06-21 08:30:20 PM  
Def Leppard?

No, that's "What has 9 arms and sucks?"

 
zeale 2008-06-21 08:31:35 PM  
wetsail: This one actually looks kind of cute. As opposed to the last winner.

ZOMBIE DOG!

 
DontMakeMeComeBackThere 2008-06-21 08:32:11 PM  
They need to disqualify the Chinese Crested...they have an unfair advantage: they all get ugly when they get old.

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:32:23 PM  
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xcoastie 2008-06-21 08:33:06 PM  
Judging by the look on her face she is going to eat that dog for a snack.. NOM NOM NOM

 
astoreth 2008-06-21 08:33:19 PM  
Chinese Cresteds should be disqualified, or at least have their own category. It's not as if any other breed can compete against their special brand of ugly.

 
fappomatic 2008-06-21 08:45:55 PM  
seminole87: dogs always take after their masters

In the above case, I think he'd prefer to give as opposed to take.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:47:03 PM  
wetsail: This one actually looks kind of cute. As opposed to the last winner.

Except that dog was healthy, this dog wasn't

Now some doggie eye bleach
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joenewbie 2008-06-21 08:49:49 PM  
I wonder if the one eyed 3 legged dog was born like that or if the owner intentionally maimed it to win the award. And can I do that for next year?

*shakes head*

Joenewbie

PS, we've surpassed 4100 dead US Soldiers in Iraq.

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:50:24 PM  
I came in here to say what others have already said. There should be a separate category for Chinese Cresteds, The ugly ones all look the same, and they always win, and we don't get any real competition or any chance to see a variety of truly ugly dogs.

 
wookiemonster 2008-06-21 08:50:30 PM  
Now all we need is a "Dogterday"

 
Black Lagoon 2008-06-21 08:52:12 PM  
co-conspirator: Quite possibly THE definition of "twofer":

That's last year's winner passing the torch.

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:52:19 PM  
joenewbie: PS, we've surpassed 4100 dead US Soldiers in Iraq.

Ooh a nice round number! Round numbers are always important and newsworthy and significant! Especially important enough to threadjack an ugly dog comment thread!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:52:43 PM  
co-conspirator: Quite possibly THE definition of "twofer":

The big dog is proudly wearing the UGLIEST DOG 2006

 
jmillikin 2008-06-21 08:54:06 PM  
Dog thread
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KOOLmike 2008-06-21 08:57:42 PM  
Keeping that dog alive should be considered an act of animal cruelty.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 08:58:57 PM  
People, the dog (and owner) in the photo above is the 2006 winner, not the 2008 winner.

Anyhow, the 2008 winner is actually kinda cute. There was an online voting for "ugliest dog" a few weeks ago and the dogs there were wayyyy more hideous.

 
The Billdozer 2008-06-21 09:03:16 PM  
I came for the references to both master and dog being dogs... and I leave satisfied.

 
eltejon 2008-06-21 09:06:23 PM  
bobbette: People, the dog (and owner) in the photo above is the 2006 winner, not the 2008 winner.

Anyhow, the 2008 winner is actually kinda cute. There was an online voting for "ugliest dog" a few weeks ago and the dogs there were wayyyy more hideous.


True that... looking more closely at the pic in the article, past the ugly dog, I dare say I see a lovely lady of whom I would like to have a clearer view.

 
DrForrester 2008-06-21 09:12:19 PM  
What has three legs, one eye, and buckets of drool? Gus, the ugliest dog of 2008.

Wrong again subby, it's your mom.

 
Anne.Uumellmahaye 2008-06-21 09:13:59 PM  
His 4th leg is sooo tiny! I wonder why it's all shriveled up like that.

 
Biff Spiffy [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:17:01 PM  
Dire
joenewbie: PS, we've surpassed 4100 dead US Soldiers in Iraq.

Ooh a nice round number! Round numbers are always important and newsworthy and significant! Especially important enough to threadjack an ugly dog comment thread!

This. Oh yes.

/my first 'this' evar

 
HoneyDog 2008-06-21 09:23:13 PM  
Why doesn't surprise me it was a Chinese Crested. Those dogs are butt ugly when they are young and healthy.

 
Oznog 2008-06-21 09:28:12 PM  
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We told you, don't feed them after midnight.

 
vagina 2008-06-21 09:31:03 PM  
I've seen some pretty ugly cats in my time.

 
GungFu 2008-06-21 09:35:40 PM  
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NOM!

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Awwwww. Actually, add an eye-patch and a wooden leg, and you get an Arrrrrhhh!

 
jogiff 2008-06-21 09:36:50 PM  
The world's ugliest dog always seems to be a Chinese Crested.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:38:41 PM  
jogiff: The world's ugliest dog always seems to be a Chinese Crested.

And they all look alike

 
Glix Wasi 2008-06-21 09:46:23 PM  
Baka-San--Aww. The first dog looks like one my family had when I was a kid, if we could have kept her out of the neighbor's pond for two days straight.

 
Nocens 2008-06-21 09:46:37 PM  
joenewbie:
PS, we've surpassed 4100 dead US Soldiers in Iraq.


We get a free barrel of oil at 5K or something?

What's your malfunction?

 
hemsk 2008-06-21 09:47:12 PM  
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/came here for "li'l brudder" pic.
//was disappointed

 
Tillmaster 2008-06-21 09:48:41 PM  
Panem et circenses..

We're circling the drain, folks.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:50:37 PM  
I was there!

Beth O is kinda really hot, but seems too smart to be marrying Howard. After the show, she said the wedding is in October, and that Howard proposed in their bedroom.

When it's on Animal Planet, look for me at the end. Beth thanks everyone for coming, and I'll be the dork going "woo" while holding up his cane.

 
joenewbie 2008-06-21 09:56:24 PM  
The point of my PS on the dead soldier count is that maybe there are more important things going on in the world other than an fugly dog/owner contest.

Just an idea, that's all I'm saying.

Joenewbie

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:56:27 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I was there!

Beth O is kinda really hot, but seems too smart to be marrying Howard. After the show, she said the wedding is in October, and that Howard proposed in their bedroom.

When it's on Animal Planet, look for me at the end. Beth thanks everyone for coming, and I'll be the dork going "woo" while holding up his cane.


Dumbass monkey.

:-)

 
dead.poet 2008-06-21 09:57:21 PM  
hemsk: /came here for "li'l brudder" pic.
//was disappointed


Thank you hemsk....I was looking for this, cause after all....he's got the heart of a champion!

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 09:59:15 PM  
joenewbie: The point of my PS on the dead soldier count is that maybe there are more important things going on in the world other than an fugly dog/owner contest.

Just an idea, that's all I'm saying.

Joenewbie


Are you one of those bores who claims to think that news media should cover ONLY wars, famine and natural disasters? There should be no stories about any other subject?

"Just an idea," yes. A stupid one.

Go watch public television.

 
joenewbie 2008-06-21 10:01:07 PM  
MadAzza: joenewbie: The point of my PS on the dead soldier count is that maybe there are more important things going on in the world other than an fugly dog/owner contest.

Just an idea, that's all I'm saying.

Joenewbie

Are you one of those bores who claims to think that news media should cover ONLY wars, famine and natural disasters? There should be no stories about any other subject?

"Just an idea," yes. A stupid one.

Go watch public television.


Wow, sensitive on this topic are we? Or is it just guilt?

Joenewbie

Also, last post on this thread, flammers.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 10:02:06 PM  
MadAzza: joenewbie: The point of my PS on the dead soldier count is that maybe there are more important things going on in the world other than an fugly dog/owner contest.

Just an idea, that's all I'm saying.

Joenewbie

Are you one of those bores who claims to think that news media should cover ONLY wars, famine and natural disasters? There should be no stories about any other subject?

"Just an idea," yes. A stupid one.

Go watch public television.


There was a LOT of national media coverage there this year. Then again, there's ALWAYS a lot of national media coverage at the UDC.

It's the one time a year we Petaluman's know that we'll make the news, and it won't be about crazy cat ladies, or crazy rat men, or crazy child killers.

 
FormlessOne 2008-06-21 10:04:05 PM  
What, no "Florida" tag?

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-06-21 10:05:10 PM  
FormlessOne: What, no "Florida" tag?

Since Petaluma is in California, I think the "Florida" tag wouldn't quite be appropriate.

 
Nocens 2008-06-21 10:12:08 PM  
joenewbie:
Wow, sensitive on this topic are we? Or is it just guilt?

Joenewbie

Also, last post on this thread, flammers.



Neither, it's a genetic thing in a lot of humans to jump on the idiot and clean the gene pool.

 
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