FTA: Investigators said they learned Solomon was providing cosmetic procedures for women at so-called "pumping parties" in May.

GIS for pumping party not advised at this time.

/yikes

Wife: I wish there was some way to make my boobs bigger.

Husband: Just rub them with toilet paper.

Wife: Toilet paper? Are you serious?

Husband: If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Wife: [Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.] How long will this take?

Husband: They will grow larger over a period of years...

Wife: Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Husband: Worked for your ass, didn't it?



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

/obligatory

Why not just wait until you're middle aged and it develops naturally?

Because there's a difference between a round, firm ass and a flabby, lumpy, middle-aged butt?

/just sayin'

WOuldn't injecting silicone in your ass just make it lumpy? WTF?

Bren_34: Did anyone else think that I'm a cockgobbler?

yeah

White peoples?
Black peoples?
People who like their ass to wipe out display shelves when they turn around, cause their ass is so freaking ugly?

/Missionary position is the only way to go, and some others......
//Big butts are for resting your beer when poking from behind.

this thread needs more awesome-butt pictures

As much as I enjoy this thread, I somehow get the feeling that it will not be around long...

Klippoklondike: this thread needs more awesome-butt pictures

You Magnificent bastard!!!

In a little while when his picture is deleted and he is zapped from our presence, people will start asking, "What? What did Bren_34 do?"

I say we come up with a better answer than the truth.

jaylectricity: I say we come up with a better answer than the truth.

He posted a nude picture of RON PAUL!

What? What? In the butt!

Klippoklondike: this thread needs more awesome-butt pictures

it's a good thing she's wearing a belt or else those pants would just fall right off.

From batman thread:

fap fap fap

are the meetings at mcdonalds?

Hank Hill also scoffs at this new trend.

Butt-enhancement eh..?

that's it for me, on to other things.

Ok, first of all, let me say that the wide, saggy, pancake ass that develops due to the onset of middle age in certain ethnic groups is NOT the kind of "big" ass that is found in younger, curvier bubble-butt specimens of certain other ethnic groups. It's all about how much it protrudes away from your back, not how much distance there is between the center of each butt check.

Second of all, my obligatory [and slightly scary] contribution to every ass thread.
Elke the Stallion (new window)(NSFW)

/take the tour, and tell me the pic of her holding the basketball on page 2 doesn't make you question everything you thought you knew about anatomy.

I prefer Bubba Sparxxx's method of enhancement (new window).

/only 69.95!

Implants gone wrong (new NSFW window)

didn't miss her

WOW
What happened to Elke's lip?

I really like the short girls with small breasts and thighs like a horse. I am pleased by this thread, continue.

Great butts make people smile

thread dissapears in 5.....4.....3...


/hopes not.

I went to my 20th high-school reunion last week ... and I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of ample cleavage on display, since all of my female classmates had had kids ...

/many much MILFage

No boobies...but booties are still cool. Good to see.

Now THIS is a butt...
May Not Be Safe For Work
/even white boys have to shout

This just in.

Despite thrity years of feminist screeds, women are still gullible and vain to the point of risking their health to make men stare at them.

Quantum Apostrophe: ... I am pleased by this thread, continue.

The women at bodyspace.bodybuilding.com will be relevant to your interests, let's see if they allow hotlinking:

90% of these women's butt's were already too big to start with. It is physically impossible for any non-anorexic woman to have a butt that is too small.

this thread makes all the ignorant bullsheit I read on FARK moderately worthwhile.

Another reason why rap culture is worthless and damaging to our society.