What? No "Lonesome Cattle Call" by Wayne Newton??

Old and busted.

Remember Panama?

I hope they didn't bring out any LeRoy Neiman paintings.

death metal band Deicide, whose track fark Your God

I wonder if they have MP3s for sale on Amazon?

/I wonder if the Americans using that track know it's an anti-Christian track?

dj_bigbird: death metal band Deicide, whose track fark Your God

I wonder if they have MP3s for sale on Amazon?

/I wonder if the Americans using that track know it's an anti-Christian track?

Probably not. Most Americans think Springsteen's "Born in the USA" is a patriotic anthem.

Dear god, the humanity of it all. Someone better call El Muerto about this!



Is a new Meme born?

Does not approve of amateurs in audio torture.

They make it sound so innocent, like that's all they're doing. But if you don't give up after listening to hours of teletubbies, that's when they start in with the cattle prods and anything else that won't leave a permanent mark.

I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver

Tiny bubbles....

Hasn't this story surfaced every six months since you guys started crapping all over Iraq? I swear it started with Metallica, and now it's Barney.

There's not a damn thing wrong with Queen, man.

Ooga shaka ooga ooga ooag shaka ooga ooga ooga shaka.....

No Achey Breaky Heart?

/Waco

Dancin_In_Anson: Old and busted.

Remember Panama?

I never much cared for Van Halen, but c'mon, they weren't that bad.

Can they sue for intentional hearing loss?

/What?

Rock on.



/Hotlinked to fox newsnazis, dirty, dirty hotlink.

"That's metal."

10 minutes of the backstreet boys would break the hardest of turrists.

water boarding would be replaced with backstreet boarding....

"I would rate the annoyance factor to be about equal with hearing my neighbour's leaf blower."

For a week. Continuously. In your bedroom.

F-Ya!!!

I'm sorry, but Queen is and will always be awesome.

"In order to play something publicly, you have to have legal permission and you have to apply for that.

It isn't being played publicly, assbag.


pub·lic·ly - 1: in a manner observable by or in a place accessible to the public.


The music isn't being played in a location accessible by the public.

After the steroid abuse scandal amongst the Abu Ghraib Interpretive Dance team sent their competitive cheer-leading hopes up in smoke, efforts were focused upon the Gitmo Water Ballet Troupe to prepare for the "2008 Dance-Off and Wakeboarding Finals" in the Philippines later this year...

Dancin_In_Anson: Old and busted.

Remember Panama?

The difference being they were trying to smoke Noriega out.

I'm pretty sure they didn't persist once he was taken into custody.

Back in the day when I went through RT we were stuffed in a box and subjected to hours and hours of this kind of thing. Mostly it was extremely loud baby cries, the "Chicken Dance Song" and a dramatic reading of a Rudyard Kipling poem. The order they were played and length of each was varied.

/Boots-boots-boots-boots-movin' up an' down again.

hardinparamedic: Dear god, the humanity of it all. Someone better call El Muerto about this!



Is a new Meme born?

you wish.

What no ultra violence videos?

Its a sin! Its a sin!

There's no Queen music that would make someone go crazy.

Except maybe the guitar solo in "Sheer Heart Attack" looped over and over again.

Disco Stu likes disco music.

I hear that Bananaphone is effective.

These practices are E-tard approved.

moosen: There's not a damn thing wrong with Queen, man.

This.

I think they just show up at work with whatever they're listening to at the time. There's no shortage of metal-heads in the army, that's for sure. These guys who are going into battle, they're not listening to Elton John beforehand."


Today's army rocks - We're looking for a good headbangers!

not so obscure.

How some bored soldiers came up with David Gray's song Babylon, played at Abu Ghraib jail in Iraq, defies analysis.

After a few plays of that turgid crap, I'd 'fess up.

Dancin_In_Anson: Old and busted.

Remember Panama?

Does the artist get royalties for that sort of thing ? I remember during the Branch Davidian seige the FBI played Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walking" until they commited suicide.

I remember a Gong Show where ALL the acts sang "Feeling"

Also.

"Happy Happy Hallowen ,Halloween ,Halloween. Silver Shamrock"

In other news, ClearChannel is the latest winner of the "No Bid Federal Contract" trophy.

Ok - waterboarding is one thing, but playing the Barney theme or that deity-cursed "Song that Never Ends" is just going too far.

Yvan Eht Nioj

Yvan Eht Nioj

Yvan Eht Nioj

Jerry Samuels (new window), anyone?

So we're either torturers or douchebags.

Can we have a choice C)?

Linoleum_Blownapart: So we're either torturers or douchebags.

Can we have a choice C)?

Choice C is treat them like American prisoners. That means they get occasional beatings, great drugs and inter-prisoner anal rape. Not so bad, really.

Not impressed.

the_colonel Quote 2008-06-21 11:51:25 AM
Back in the day when I went through RT we were stuffed in a box and subjected to hours and hours of this kind of thing. Mostly it was extremely loud baby cries, the "Chicken Dance Song" and a dramatic reading of a Rudyard Kipling poem. The order they were played and length of each was varied.

/Boots-boots-boots-boots-movin' up an' down again.

Same here. At one point, they were playing some god-awful song (still don't know what it was, but it was bad), the guy in the box next to me whispered,"at least it can't get any worse." About five seconds later, the music stopped, and replacing it was that alarm sound from early digital alarm clocks (which continued for about 2-3 hours).
/Low-right my left, indeed

It's not torture without the following:

"Mmm-Bop" by Hanson
"Barbie Girl" by Aqua
"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion (which makes me hurry up and get out of the grocery store ASAP, every time)

And, of course:

"Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears.

That is weird. I've been using Queen to get my baby to go to sleep. She seems to like "Bicycle Race".

I have an old tape I made when I was working a string of night shifts, trying to stay awake. It has Raffi's Bananaphone album on one side, and Aqua on the other. The object was to annoy the hell out of myself so I couldn't doze off. It worked.

Yoko Ono


/anyone got any songs about bacon?