Were the "@#$%s" the sound of her choking on the cock of some drifter in a bus terminal? I imagine they would be at this point in her life.

Liz Phair,

I would so deliver that woman a pizza.

SwingAwayMarell: Were the "@#$%s" the sound of her choking on the cock of some drifter in a bus terminal? I imagine they would be at this point in her life.

After her last sell-out, pop record was pretty much a failure, I'd imagine you are correct.

Dear Liz Phair,

Become an indie goddess again and forget about record labels.

Sincerely,

albo

P.S. And by the way, let's screw, you hot little milfy pocket-rocket.

I would like to spend some quality time with her.

I'll let you all in on a little secret:
I'd hit that

Hot White C

Whooo hooo! Seeing her perform "Exile in Guyville" in its entirety on Monday night!

Can you blame her for selling out? She wasn't exactly paying the bills with all her indie street cred, and a girl's gotta eat.

Same goes for Jewel. Having independent kudos is great, but the fact is they couldn't make an honest buck doing what they were doing. It sucks, but mindless pop music nearly always pays better.

I have seen her numerous times live. She did not play a ton off the "pop" albums, and kicked our asses. I'd ask her for a shag, but to be honest, she'd kill me.

For those who didn't like her pop-stuff, ok, it wasn't great at all. The "choking on cock" comment? Piss off, wank, and steal another look at your mum in the shower- everyone else on the block has.

And before you start thinking of a comeback, I'll get you started: My mom IS a whore.

Liz Phair is HOT. And thats that.

It's not just music corporations.

When one signs to a label, one's art becomes product, and is treated as such. The people who make these decisions will choose to promote whoever's going to help them stay in business. Regardless of what 49 percent of the population might think, for instance, it's still not a majority.

It's not farking rocket science. She's like a kid who doesn't have to eat her vegetables but complains anyway just because they're on her plate.

Galaxy of Prawns: When one signs to a label, one's art becomes product, and is treated as such. The people who make these decisions will choose to promote whoever's going to help them stay in business. Regardless of what 49 percent of the population might think, for instance, it's still not a majority.

It's not farking rocket science. She's like a kid who doesn't have to eat her vegetables but complains anyway just because they're on her plate.

One word: RIAA.

They're farking stupid as shiat and committing business suicide.

She's right.

Obdicut: One word: RIAA.

They're farking stupid as shiat and committing business suicide.

She's right.

Don't be a dumbass. The article does not say one goddamn word about the RIAA. The RIAA, of course, does have its collective head lodged firmly yet comfortably into its own ass, but the fact that those four letters have become a placeholder for everything everyone doesn't like about popular music is just pathetic:

Top forty not as good as when you were a kid? RIAA's fault.
Can't find x new album on vinyl? Damn RIAA.
Scary colored people on MTV? The RIAA loves 'em.
Your favorite local/indie band "sells out"? Guess the RIAA got to 'em.

You're the "b-b-b-but Clinton!" crowd but twice as misguided and three times as vocal.

haha, right, like one pointed a gun at her and made her make a blatant cash grab for mainstream success with her last album. I can't wait until Weezer starts blasting the music industry for being too into image and not being all about the music.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: haha, right, like one pointed a gun at her and made her make a blatant cash grab for mainstream success with her last album. I can't wait until Weezer starts blasting the music industry for being too into image and not being all about the music.

Heard their new single yet?

Galaxy of Prawns: Top forty not as good as when you were a kid? RIAA's fault.
Can't find x new album on vinyl? Damn RIAA.
Scary colored people on MTV? The RIAA loves 'em.
Your favorite local/indie band "sells out"? Guess the RIAA got to 'em.

And they're also at fault for marijuana being illegal, the lack of a natural health care plan, assaults on gun rights, and corruption in the government.

We already know this, why are you repeating it?

I absolutely love Liz Phair! I've loved her since I was 11-even her sellout pop crap rocks my socks off. She's my favoritest of favoritest female singers. Love her!

Did I mention I really like Liz Phair?

I heart Liz Phair!

//slashies love Liz Phair too!

Pr1nc3ss: I absolutely love Liz Phair! I've loved her since I was 11-even her sellout pop crap rocks my socks off. She's my favoritest of favoritest female singers. Love her!
Did I mention I really like Liz Phair?
I heart Liz Phair!
//slashies love Liz Phair too!

And Liz Phair loves you, too.



I like her in the shower.

Buy the ticket. Take the ride. There's more in it from these people;
Link (new window)
Link (new window)

Liz Phair...

Have her washed, and bound... then bring her to me.

*adjusts weird cybernetic hand*

/want
//wantwantwant

Galaxy of Prawns: You're the "b-b-b-but Clinton!" crowd but twice as misguided and three times as vocal.

God damn you're dumb.

The RIAA is an example of a group of individuals disproving your statement: The people who make these decisions will choose to promote whoever's going to help them stay in business. .

Becoming an executive doesn't give you magical 'know what's going to keep you in business' powers.

One of my friends looks a lot like Liz Phair.

/no pics, I'm afraid, but she is SMOKIN' hot.

luckybastard: One of my friends looks a lot like Liz Phair.

/no pics, I'm afraid, but she is SMOKIN' hot.

Does she also use sexually provocative pictures and lyrics to distract hornballs from her lack of creativity?

Obdicut: Galaxy of Prawns: You're the "b-b-b-but Clinton!" crowd but twice as misguided and three times as vocal.

God damn you're dumb.

The RIAA is an example of a group of individuals disproving your statement: The people who make these decisions will choose to promote whoever's going to help them stay in business. .

Becoming an executive doesn't give you magical 'know what's going to keep you in business' powers.

Well if he's dumb you must be damn near retarded, because she failed commercially before MP3's were remotely popular.

In High School all I wanted to do was bang Liz Phair. And for some reason or another Kim Deal.

I think I have moved on past Kim Deal but the Liz Phair lurve is still there.

/good to see she is still looking good.

Precision Boobery: luckybastard: One of my friends looks a lot like Liz Phair.

/no pics, I'm afraid, but she is SMOKIN' hot.

Does she also use sexually provocative pictures and lyrics to distract hornballs from her lack of creativity?

She's actually a decent graphic artist from what I can tell. No pics of a sexually provocative nature, unfortunately...

Obdicut:
One word: RIAA.

They're farking stupid as shiat and committing business suicide.

She's right.

Two more words: Peter Principle

/And it doesn't only apply to the music industry (although it's most obviously at work there).

strangeguitar: I'll let you all in on a little secret:
I'd hit that

Me too man. That's a nice guitar.

I'd like to introduce her to my peter principle.

Oh yeah, and clevercleaver's mom strips herself of ALL of her clothing in the shower several times a week, and it is well known that she has had sexual relations. She continues to be a homo sapiens in direct contrast to all of the debauchery that group are known to engage in, and it is rumored by her own son that she is a prostitute, there is evidence of that right in this very thread.

BJ Queen

Yes please.

It's nice to be liked. But it's better by far to get paid.