James Hetfield sees what you did there, submitter.



FIRE BAD!

Axel Rose was a real dick to the crowd in Las Cruces, NM during that tour.

So we can expect riots then?

I was at RFK Stadium back when Faith No More opened for Metallica and Guns N Roses. Axl Rose took so long getting on stage after Metallica played that the JumboScreen operators started panning the crowd and zeroing in on large-breasted women. Once the first one flashed the stadium on screen, it was basically an hour of breast footage. There was a lot of disappointed booing when Guns N Roses finally came out.

I guess I should add that I hope a similar type of situation does not occur with a Hillary/Obama appearance.

jaylectricity: Axel Rose was a real dick

that's all you needed to say

Well, as long as they stay out of Montreal, everything should be fine.

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Clinton Cliff!

Pocket Ninja: I guess I should add that I hope a similar type of situation does not occur with a Hillary/Obama appearance.

Fortunately for you there will be no chance of that, since the feminists will refuse and the black chicks don't do that either.

Can't wait for Hillary to 'accidentally' say something to undermine Obama a bit more. ;)

This is going to be like mixing brake fluid with bleach.

Crosshair: This is going to be like mixing brake fluid with bleach.

That's for people that can't stop looking at her.

I'm just waiting for Hillary to have a wardrobe malfunction when Obama pulls something off her dress.

Uhh, make that pantsuit top.

Shadow Blasko: Well, as long as they stay out of Montreal, everything should be fine.

I see what you did there.
For the love of God, don't do it again.

We are so farking tired of her. Who came up with this bright idea?

approve

Crosshair: This is going to be like mixing brake fluid with bleach.

I see it more of a Buggs Bunny and Daffy Duck match up. A neo-agent orange seems fitting too.

burndtdan: jaylectricity: Axel Rose was a real dick

that's all you needed to say

Is that him or a RealDoll made to look like him?

All that money and he buys Hillary to campaign for him?

Sheesh.

Saw that tour at the Metrodome. Metallica went first for that show , Axel called it "the worlds largest 55 gallon drum".

Obama better hire a food tester. And don't walk too close to the edge of the sidewalk. She'll probably push him into traffic.

I think this is the stupidest thing he could do. Is he not capable of running on his own? Does he need Big Mama Hillery to show him how things are done in the big world of politics? Someone is giving him really bad advice to do this.

That's a pretty goddamn funny headline for anyone that's old enough to have actually gone to a show on that tour.

/fark GNR then.
//fark Metallica now.

Pocket Ninja: I was at RFK Stadium back when Faith No More opened for Metallica and Guns N Roses.

I so envy you for having seen Faith No More live.

I remember that tour! That was back when Hillary still thought shed be president someday

Saw Metallica/Danzig/Suicidal Tendencies in '94 somewhere in Upstate Bumfark, NY.

Hammett was rocking the dreads just before he cut it all off and went the hair plugs route.

Didn't Hillary quit the band?

Out on the campaign trail.

Hillary looks good in a derby.

Yes, but will Bill be jealous?

This is when they reveal that they were working together the whole time, like the bad guys in Total Recall.

Edsel: This is when they reveal that they were working together the whole time, like the bad guys in Total Recall.

Will Hillary take off her head, revealing it to be a bomb?

AlanSmithee: Will Hillary take off her head, revealing it to be a bomb?

I would prefer that to her taking off her top and revealing three clinton-boobies.

clintoned in the boobies boobies boobies

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Seems Obama's learning well.

CravenMorehead: AlanSmithee: Will Hillary take off her head, revealing it to be a bomb?

I would prefer that to her taking off her top and revealing three clinton-boobies.

That comment, plus an earlier one about a Montreal Love-In, is gonna guarantee me nightmares of Hieronymus Bosch proportions.

NYZooMan: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Good advice except if you enemy has the very bad habit of exploding in spectacular fashion at random intervals. In this case you need to make sure that you keep enough space to limit the damage if something detonates unexpectly.

the great thing about Obamatrons is they don't hold grudges

remus: Uhh, make that pantsuit top.

That's the thing to look for. If Hillary comes on stage in a pantsuit, she's still campaigning for herself. If she wears a dress, she's campaigning for Obama.

Fark Lord of the Sith: remus: Uhh, make that pantsuit top.

That's the thing to look for. If Hillary comes on stage in a pantsuit, she's still campaigning for herself. If she wears a dress, she's campaigning for Obama.

What if she's naked? RON PAUL!

Cigarettes? In my cheesecake? It's more likely than you think

Pocket Ninja
I was at RFK Stadium back when Faith No More opened for Metallica and Guns N Roses. Axl Rose took so long getting on stage after Metallica played that the JumboScreen operators started panning the crowd and zeroing in on large-breasted women. Once the first one flashed the stadium on screen, it was basically an hour of breast footage. There was a lot of disappointed booing when Guns N Roses finally came out.

Ha! I was at that same show. Axl finally came out and starting ranting about the problems that he had in St. Louis, and everyone was just booing for him to start singing, because the goddamn Metro was about to shut down for the night.

AlanSmithee: That comment, plus an earlier one about a Montreal Love-In, is gonna guarantee me nightmares of Hieronymus Bosch proportions.

Glad I could help.

If anyone can make Hillary Clinton see the light, Obama can.

Obama will convince Hillary that this nation need hopes and it needs change. Only Obama can bring this nation out from its' 8 year low tide of negativity and partisanship, and into a new, golden age of peace and prosperity.

I believe that Hillary embraces Obama, as we all have already, and His light touches her, she will begin a new dawn serving at His right hand.

I see two possibilities:

When she's introducing him, she "accidentally" slip into her negative lines from the campaign.

OR

She gets on stage to warm the crowd up, has a break from reality and starts to thank the crowd and accept the DNC nomination.

Vice President Hillary.

Obama is Hope and Change: If anyone can make Hillary Clinton see the light, Obama can.

Obama will convince Hillary that this nation need hopes and it needs change. Only Obama can bring this nation out from its' 8 year low tide of negativity and partisanship, and into a new, golden age of peace and prosperity.

I believe that Hillary embraces Obama, as we all have already, and His light touches her, she will begin a new dawn serving at His right hand.

Now THAT's quality work. 9+/10 (Sorry, I don't give perfect scores.)