They said this sort of nonsense back in 2004. They claimed that no matter who was elected, they would not finish their term.

Well, lets just say many are still waiting...

Uranus is a force for reform

If Uranus was such a force, it would have a day of the week named after it.

Uranus is a force for reform

of course it is after all that Taco Bell I ate

man i farken hate hippie sites like that.

I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.

Believing in Astrology makes no more or less sense than claiming you get predictions from the invisible sky father.

Uranus is a force for reform

That's not even pseudo-science. Astrology was a calendar for farmers. The only planets that mean anything are the ones you can see with the naked eye.

timmy_the_tooth: Believing in Astrology makes no more or less sense than claiming you get predictions from the invisible sky father.

Bad threadjacker! No cookie for you!

This thread is for making fun of astrologers and new-age crap, no religion allowed, so sayeth me and my authority is granted by the cosmic energy fields that the Great Lady radiates from her organic Vajayjay.

TFA: On election day, November 4, 2008, Saturn and Uranus will be in direct opposition with each other.

Um... actually, on September 8, Uranus, the Sun, Earth, and Saturn will be forming a fairly straight line. So, Saturn and Uranus will be in opposition in our sky. That's not what the astrologers are referring to, is it? If so, they've got their date wrong.

Uranus is a force for reform

Well, last night was fajita night...

I only care about Halloween Mask sales. 1000:1 Obama is going to be roaming the streets in October over what's his name.

DarnoKonrad: I only care about Halloween Mask sales. 1000:1 Obama is going to be roaming the streets in October over what's his name.

Hillary?

I consider my anus to be quite conservative, thank you.

lord-humungus: I consider my anus to be quite conservative, thank you.

So you do the man love but keep it quiet, then?

Abner Doon: So you do the man love but keep it quiet, then?

He means he's a pitcher, not a catcher.

The stars show much fail in this thread

Does this mean that the hillaryis44 crowd is going to pull off a coup?

/hide your cheesecake...

We need a candidate that will lead us to 2012...but not beyond!

The answer is: Uranus is unremarkable".


///Hi-yooo

timmy_the_tooth: Believing in Astrology makes no more or less sense than claiming you get predictions from the invisible sky father.

WTF? Is Robertson throwin' up the horns?

One's a star and one's brain is somewhere in orbit.

I was going to post and caption a pic of Nancy Reagan but after GISing was waylaid by an enormous bucket of pity.

We have evidence for the strong, weak, gravitational, and electromagnetic forces.

I'm still waiting for the "you will meet a mysterious stranger who offers you new opportunities" force.

Word for the wise: Dont hang out downwind of the conventions. I predict Obama and the DNC are going Bye-bye(in a "big" way), and there will be no one left to protest the "retaliation" against Iran.

/I do specialize in prophesy.

See: Damascectomy

tho_bal: Word for the wise: Dont hang out downwind of the conventions. I predict Obama and the DNC are going Bye-bye(in a "big" way), and there will be no one left to protest the "retaliation" against Iran.

/I do specialize in prophesy.

Hey! farking Homeland security! Stop screening my calls. We got a live one! SOB is probably American too.

3. "There will be rampant fraud or data foul-ups on Election Day, and yet another election will be stolen."

An astrologer AND a partisan douchebag?

Won't Hillaryis44 be proud of this predictment.

Seriously, I don't want to see Obama win this election. He's inexprienced and is out of touch with pancakes. This Obamamania will destory this country with terrorism. I hope the Bush Administration will decide this election. McCain will win this election and get this country moving foward by purging out the bad and pessimistic that has been destorying this country for years. This will be another four years of good times for those who know it and agree with policies currently in place. George Bush was sent by God.

Mmm... Reality Sandwich... Om nom nom nom...

rcantley: Mmm... Reality Sandwich... Om nom nom nom...

Wow... This is the first time I've seen reality GET bit!

How surprised would everyone be if some white supremacist wingnut were to take a potshot at Obama? Given all the incredible hate out there for liberals, Muslims, black people, gays, feminists and anything not in jackboot lockstep with the far right wing of the Republican party felt by some of the 27% backwash elements, and how Obama could be seen by such crazies as representative of the whole lot of them in a way that no one else could be seen as coming close to, just how surprised would we all be, I ask you?

/personally I'm surprised no one has tried it already. There are a lot of heavily armed psycho-crazies out there.

//I hope they miss if they do try it.

Buggleton: Does this mean that the hillaryis44 crowd is going to pull off a coup?

Hell hath ...

There will be rampant fraud or data foul-ups on Election Day, and yet another election will be stolen

which other ones have been stolen?

My crystal ball sees McCain abandoning his election run about then. He will say for health reasons.

FTA: 1. "The election will be postponed or canceled due to some 'national emergency.'"
2. "One or more candidates will leave the race."
3. "There will be rampant fraud or data foul-ups on Election Day, and yet another election will be stolen."

Wowie, three things that "might" happen.

It's a good thing he came up with multiple predictions too, because then if any one of them were to occur, that's proof that he made a real and totally accurate prediction.

/Where is Asinine tag? Taking a day off?

Mexico's Grand Warlock, Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba tells his tarot predictions for the New Year 2008 in Mexico City.
Professor Antonio Vazquez Alba has been giving his yearly predictions since 1980.

This year 2008, he has predicted that this year's winner for U.S. presidential election will be Hillary Clinton. Shockingly, he also predicted that Britney Spears will commit suicide.

Tarot Predictions (new window)

Father Jack Hacket



"Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it." -Albert Einstein

Well, it's not only for hippies...

miltonbabbitt: Father Jack Hacket

"Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it." -Albert Einstein

Well, it's not only for hippies...


I believe that was during his rarely discussed 'huffer' period

1. "The election will be postponed or canceled due to some 'national emergency.'"
2. "One or more candidates will leave the race."
3. "There will be rampant fraud or data foul-ups on Election Day, and yet another election will be stolen."

All of the above. America '08.

NYZooMan:

Now that was funny...

Not that I believe in any of this hogwash but it's probably about as accurate as any poll right now in terms of predicitng the election.

Crikey, am I the only one who knows the summer solstice was a mere five hours ago? Shouldn't that be relevant to chart-plotting nutbags?

miltonbabbitt: "Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it." -Albert Einstein

I'm calling so shenanigans on that.

ninjakirby: miltonbabbitt: "Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things, and I am greatly indebted to it." -Albert Einstein

I'm calling so shenanigans on that.

Yep, it's a hoax. Dirty dirty hoax.

Hamel, Denis (2007), "The End of the Einstein-Astrology-Supporter Hoax", Skeptical Inquirer 31 (6): 39-43

Facts strike again!

tho-bal

read a book, tard. even read noam chomsky. ANYTHING. spontaneous revolutions don't just happen anymore. there is absolutely no global interest in a revolution/coup/anything occurring in the united states. you guys are so displaced from reality that i wonder if it's even possible to smoke enough to get to where you are. the ridiculous "the weed is soooo potent it's going to fry our childrens' brains" can't possibly be right, can it? i'm starting to wonder.

I'm not saying there'll be a revolution. I'm saying we should all say goodbye to Denver.