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(Reuters) Asinine House passes shameful Steny Hoyer/FISA act with ex post facto telecom immunity. Bow to your corporate masters, serfs   (reuters.com) divider line 685
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mediaho 2008-06-20 01:31:56 PM  

Article I, section 9 of the U.S. Constitution

The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

(No capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken.) (Section in parentheses clarified by the 16th Amendment.)

No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State.

 
IndyMBA [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:39:42 PM  
mediaho: Article I, section 9 of the U.S. Constitution

I think the last 8 years have taught us that this document no longer carries any significant meaning in this country.

/embarrassingly sad

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:43:26 PM  
Retroactive decriminalization is typically not seen as a forbidden ex post facto law, for obvious reasons.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:45:13 PM  
Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

 
mediaho 2008-06-20 01:46:34 PM  
GaryPDX: Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

Who are you talking to? Who are you defending your boys from? fark them all. Every shameful SOB who voted for this "compromise."

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:46:44 PM  
Good, this deserves to be a permanent stain on our record. Not to mention a good precedent for further abuses going forward. I only hope it really does get worse.

 
Rev.K [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:49:19 PM  
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Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:49:20 PM  
Mordant

It will.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:52:16 PM  
mediaho: Article I, section 9 of the U.S. Constitution

Though I'm fully opposed to this bill, it should be pointed out that a law making what might have formally been criminal activity be retroactively treated as non-criminal isn't an ex post facto law--obviously things are decriminalized all the time. It's doing the reverse that is an impermissible ex post facto law.

But in any event, what are you even thinking citing the Constitution here? That's pre-9/11 thinking right there.

 
mediaho 2008-06-20 01:55:22 PM  
kronicfeld: Retroactive decriminalization is typically not seen as a forbidden ex post facto law, for obvious reasons.

Cyberluddite: Though I'm fully opposed to this bill, it should be pointed out that a law making what might have formally been criminal activity be retroactively treated as non-criminal isn't an ex post facto law--obviously things are decriminalized all the time. It's doing the reverse that is an impermissible ex post facto law.

Thanks for the clarification.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 01:57:03 PM  
mediaho: GaryPDX: Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

Who are you talking to? Who are you defending your boys from? fark them all. Every shameful SOB who voted for this "compromise."


I never liked that surveillance shiat. Congress should have read the damned Patriot Act BEFORE they signed up for it. Everyone up there is at fault. Now that we're past all that stupidity, one thing that bothers me, I'd hate to see terrorists suing our phone companies for brazillions of dollars. The next problem is what's next? What will the Dems do with this power and these precedents? Will they end them? or use them on us?

/spooky

 
burndtdan 2008-06-20 02:03:37 PM  
anyone got a list of the people who voted for it?

 
unlikely [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:04:03 PM  
Cyberluddite: Though I'm fully opposed to this bill, it should be pointed out that a law making what might have formally been criminal activity be retroactively treated as non-criminal isn't an ex post facto law--obviously things are decriminalized all the time

July of 2003 I got a ticket for going 45 in a 35mph zone.

August of 2003 - a week after my ticket - they raised the limit on that road to 45 mph.

September 2003, the judge condescendingly explained to me that just because the law changed AFTER I broke it, it was still illegal when I did it and therefore I was still guilty.

 
TwoHead [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:04:39 PM  
GaryPDX: Don't be blaming Bush

I never liked that surveillance shiat. Congress should have read the damned Patriot Act BEFORE they signed up for it.


You live in a very strange world. I have a feeling I wouldn't like it there.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:05:16 PM  
unlikely: September 2003, the judge condescendingly explained to me that just because the law changed AFTER I broke it, it was still illegal when I did it and therefore I was still guilty.

Yes, because the law changing the speed limit did not specifically say that it was retroactive. This law, however, does.

 
McCainDemocrat 2008-06-20 02:06:01 PM  
So, where was Obama on this bill? Why hasn't he spoken out? I bet he ducks the vote in the Senate anyways.

 
Mr_H 2008-06-20 02:06:03 PM  
burndtdan: anyone got a list of the people who voted for it?

I posted this in the other thread in politics, but here it is again: Roll Call (new window)

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:06:33 PM  
Steny Hoyer is from my state. Boo.

 
One F Jef 2008-06-20 02:07:11 PM  
api.ning.com

I think it's time.

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:07:41 PM  
Loathsome cocksuckers. All of them.

 
mephyt [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:07:47 PM  
So, given that it seems unconstitutional that ex post facto bills are passed, can this be challenged by someone who actually cares about our rights?

 
Shaggy_C 2008-06-20 02:07:50 PM  
Another reason we need some more liberals on the bench, to overturn bullshiat like this.

 
rinasaunce 2008-06-20 02:08:14 PM  
Yes citizens, be angry, because suing the telephone companies for simply doing what their government asked them to do for national security reasons is helpful to us all.

 
IndyMBA [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:08:14 PM  
Mr_H: I posted this in the other thread in politics, but here it is again: Roll Call (new window)

Thanks!

Dan Burton (R-IN) - Knew this schmuck would be in "Yea"s somewhere. There are too many stupid people in my district to vote this POS out of office.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:08:26 PM  
craven farking democrats. you were elected in '06 to stand up to bullshiat like this.

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2008-06-20 02:08:42 PM  
mediaho: No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

This is America guy, not Latin America. We speak english here, commie. Take your funny talk to Gwadermaler or someplace like that.

 
LowPlainsDrifter 2008-06-20 02:08:48 PM  
GaryPDX: mediaho: GaryPDX: Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

Who are you talking to? Who are you defending your boys from? fark them all. Every shameful SOB who voted for this "compromise."

I never liked that surveillance shiat. Congress should have read the damned Patriot Act BEFORE they signed up for it. Everyone up there is at fault. Now that we're past all that stupidity, one thing that bothers me, I'd hate to see terrorists suing our phone companies for brazillions of dollars. The next problem is what's next? What will the Dems do with this power and these precedents? Will they end them? or use them on us?

/spooky


If the government would get warrants like they're supposed to, then things like this kind of "immunity" would not be required.

Funny really. Back when the world was daily threatened with very real and very present nuclear annihilation, there was absolutely no need for this kind of trashing of the Constitution. Warrants were procured, searches were made, and so on. With the lives of everybody on the planet in balance, ostensibly threatened by a very large nation, Russia, who openly declared that it wished to end our way of life.

Now a handful of idiots bomb a building and we're supposed to believe that if we don't hand over every one of our liberties to the government, we're doomed.

Un-farking-believable, because a majority of people alive now were alive during the Cold War and would have rankled, during that period, if the government tried this crap. Now everybody rolls over and begs the government to castrate them.

Pussies.

 
mediaho 2008-06-20 02:09:15 PM  

 
Skeptos 2008-06-20 02:09:29 PM  
Exactly one of these two things will happen:

a) Barack Obama will forcefully denounce this and vote against the equivalent Senate bill next week.

b) I will vote for Ralph Nader in November.

 
rahpower 2008-06-20 02:09:36 PM  
I'm presently surprised that my Representative, Carolyn Maloney, voted Nay.

 
burndtdan 2008-06-20 02:09:36 PM  
GaryPDX, i agree that the pieces of shiat in the democratic party who voted for this should be hung out to dry, but i do see a bit of a reason blame the republicans more, even now.

PARTY...........YAY.....NAY
Democratic......105.....128
Republican......188.....1

 
palelizard 2008-06-20 02:09:44 PM  
FARK! DOUBLE MONKEY FARK DAMN!

 
antonitoporter 2008-06-20 02:09:56 PM  
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both". Ben Franklin.

 
Noam Chimpsky 2008-06-20 02:09:58 PM  
Isn't "ex post facto" and "immunity" kind of redundant? Or did ya just want to throw in some Latin there?

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:10:13 PM  
McCainDemocrat: So, where was Obama on this bill? Why hasn't he spoken out? I bet he ducks the vote in the Senate anyways.

hey, how's danlpoon these days, McD? still "stealing your identity?" ROTFLMAO!

 
LowPlainsDrifter 2008-06-20 02:10:18 PM  
FlashHarry: craven farking democrats. you were elected in '06 to stand up to bullshiat like this.

So...what have we learned from this?

I know, nothing. As long as y'all can pull a level you'll sit quietly until they come to put the chains around your ankles.

/next

 
emocomputerjock 2008-06-20 02:10:58 PM  
TwoHead: GaryPDX: Don't be blaming Bush

I never liked that surveillance shiat. Congress should have read the damned Patriot Act BEFORE they signed up for it.

You live in a very strange world. I have a feeling I wouldn't like it there.


The terrorists have won in his dimension. He's part of the America haters.

 
The Decider 2008-06-20 02:11:30 PM  
Yes citizens, be angry, because suing the telephone companies for simply doing what their government asked them to do for national security reasons is helpful to us all.

i260.photobucket.com

 
CapitolG 2008-06-20 02:11:38 PM  
GaryPDX: What will the Dems do with this power and these precedents?

Invade a country not related to said actions and spend billions of dollars? I mean it worked so well for the president, and we elected him twice, the way i look at it is that congress saw what worked, and they are going to replicate it.

Now Come on for Real, who really thinks that party line has much to do with choices made on capital hill? Political party boils down to how you get elected, once you are their, it is a facade folks vote on a "You Scratch My back I will Scratch yours" methodology.

 
NutWrench 2008-06-20 02:12:05 PM  
Fark you, Congress. Fark you with a flaming two-by-four wrapped in barbed wire.

 
mreuther 2008-06-20 02:12:11 PM  
I will vote for Obama, but not for any Democrat.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2008-06-20 02:12:31 PM  
unlikely: July of 2003 I got a ticket for going 45 in a 35mph zone.

August of 2003 - a week after my ticket - they raised the limit on that road to 45 mph.

September 2003, the judge condescendingly explained to me that just because the law changed AFTER I broke it, it was still illegal when I did it and therefore I was still guilty.


That sucks, but that's the way it goes. When the gubbamint changes a law to make it more permissive, they have the choice to do it either prospectively or retroactively. And anyway, they would say that, regardless of the current speed limit, you were creating a hazard by going 10 mph faster than everyone else--obviously, it's safer to go 45 when all other traffic is going the same speed as you than it is to go 45 when all other traffic is going 10 mph slower than you.

 
DrForrester 2008-06-20 02:13:07 PM  
GaryPDX: mediaho: GaryPDX: Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

Who are you talking to? Who are you defending your boys from? fark them all. Every shameful SOB who voted for this "compromise."

I never liked that surveillance shiat. Congress should have read the damned Patriot Act BEFORE they signed up for it. Everyone up there is at fault. Now that we're past all that stupidity, one thing that bothers me, I'd hate to see terrorists suing our phone companies for brazillions of dollars. The next problem is what's next? What will the Dems do with this power and these precedents? Will they end them? or use them on us?

/spooky


I think you just defined "scared stupid." Look out, everyone's out to get you! Better vote Repugnican... or else!

That said, I hate Congress.

 
whcrow 2008-06-20 02:13:12 PM  
Wow I can't sue ma-bell for not listening to my phone call. who gives a fark?

 
Skeptos 2008-06-20 02:13:57 PM  
rinasaunce

Yes citizens, be angry, because suing the telephone companies for simply doing what their government asked them to do for national security reasons is helpful to us all.

In civilized countries, you obey the law. Not the government.

I know the distinction eludes you.

 
dwrash 2008-06-20 02:13:57 PM  
Shaggy_C: Another reason we need some more liberals on the bench, to overturn bullshiat like this.

It is probably more likely that the current court of constructionist judges will strike this down faster then a liberal court that is more public policy minded.

Roberts & company will strike this down so fast your head will spin.

 
pnuttzz 2008-06-20 02:14:00 PM  
McCainDemocrat
So, where was Obama on this bill? Why hasn't he spoken out? I bet he ducks the vote in the Senate anyways.


i225.photobucket.com


You're trolling might be a bit more relevant if Obama voted with Congress.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-06-20 02:14:05 PM  
It does not matter where Obama stands on this bill. He has graham crackers and marshmellows for the campfire sing along tonight.

 
palelizard 2008-06-20 02:14:18 PM  
LowPlainsDrifter: If the government would get warrants like they're supposed to, then things like this kind of "immunity" would not be required.

Warrants would necessitate judicial oversight.

 
theorellior 2008-06-20 02:14:19 PM  
GaryPDX: Hey, the Dem's voted for it. Don't be blaming Bush because Nancy and her crew are a bunch of pussies. The Legislature is supposed to "check and balance".

Damn straight. I'm hopping mad with the so-called "leadership". I swear, George can't get his pants on because they keep blowing him.

 
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