It's a conspiracy! Why are they afraid of hearing the TRUTH!?!?

/haha, idiot

This election has been one huge circus.

I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

damn attention whore

Kuoxasar: I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

It's pretty raucous this year.

Blargh.

Kuoxasar: This election has been one huge circus.

I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

yes and no. each election has its own brand of stupid

FTFA

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Not to mention having large boulder sized balls to utter that commetn at National Press Conference.

For a minute I was wondering whether James "Jeff Gannon" Guckert was gonna spill the beans about Karl and George, but I was disappointed.

Or a lawyer with a tiny penis. He'll have to be more creative to compensate.

This is probably the first one with accusations of gay hookers.

I suspect this is a load of shiat, but even if not...so what?

Jump_Little_Chitlins: FTFA

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Not to mention having large boulder sized balls to utter that commetn at National Press Conference.

Seriously, I'd be irritated by this debacle, but that sort of statement makes this whole thing insanely awesome.

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Did he just announce his huge balls at a press conference for a criminal making homosexual accusations against a Presidential candidate?

Where do they find these people?

Really, if you can't trust the word of a career criminal who already failed a polygraph test, who can you trust?

I'm thinking that if you are on the LARGE side, then pants are not comfortable.

Can someone explain the lawyer's reasoning?

/or is that an oxymoron?

FTA: "I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

As for the evidence, it was scant...

Ha! Brilliant!

Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: Uh, your Honor, I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy.

WOW just WOW. This story made me laugh and cry all at the same time. Sometimes I think the Cylons are right and we don't deserve to survive.

Jump_Little_Chitlins: FTFA

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Not to mention having large boulder sized balls to utter that commetn at National Press Conference.

Same reason I've been wearing a kilt since I was 12. I got a doctor's note and everything. Never had to climb the rope in gym class either.

Finally, a greenlit thread about this. This story broke yesterday. Apparently, none of yesterday's headlines were good enough. That said, F*ck Larry Sinclair.

just in case anyone hasn't seen the original video yet:

Link (new window)
POWDERED COCAINE FOR MY USE, CRACK COCAINE FOR HIS USE

RON PAUL ?

theorellior: It's pretty raucous this year.

That's my general feeling... I don't remember much craziness for Clinton/Dole in '96... 2000 seemed pretty tame, 2004 was hotly contested and the swiftboat thing was kinda stupid, but this cycle has just been flagpins and madrasas and "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

It would be nice to return to some kind of intellectual discourse. I don't really even know what the hell Obama stands for because he's spent so much time responding to stupid crap. I don't really know what McCain stands for because the camera's always on Obama. Their respective legislative records give a hint as to what kind of president they'd each make but it'd not the full picture and I get the feeling like I'm being patronized when they talk, like I'm too stupid to handle anything but platitudes and flowery promises.

Then again, maybe people just don't want to hear there's real, concrete problems in this country.

p0tat0_dude: just in case anyone hasn't seen the original video yet:

Link (new window)
POWDERED COCAINE FOR MY USE, CRACK COCAINE FOR HIS USE

I'd really be more worried about the Michele Obama "Whitey" video (new window)

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it STILL says guilty! And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!

I heard Sean Hannity talking about this guy being "a problem" for Obama, I guess he didn't hear about this;

But after he took a polygraph test and failed, he has struggled to get mainstream media interest in a story he said began in the back of a limousine in Chicago in 1999.

or this

He has what is called a colourful background: a 27-year criminal career which includes convictions for fraud, forging cheques, and stealing credit card numbers.

or this

Sibley has had his own problems: a Florida court struck him off for vexatious litigation, most of it directed against his former wife.

It's going to be tough to swiftboat Obama, with clowns like these it will be entertaining though.

Jump_Little_Chitlins: FTFA

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Not to mention having large boulder sized balls to utter that commetn at National Press Conference.

theorellior: Kuoxasar: I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

It's pretty raucous this year.

It is because Obama's supporters are a bunch of children. Seriously I am not sure if you guys are aware, but a bunch of immature Obamabots went on to Senator McCain's website and left disgusting comments on some of the items in his store. Unfortunately it looks like Obama has energized the youth vote. Hopefully they will be as dependable as ever this November.

Kuoxasar: theorellior: It's pretty raucous this year.

That's my general feeling... I don't remember much craziness for Clinton/Dole in '96...

You're forgetting Ross Perot.

dsclink: Kuoxasar: theorellior: It's pretty raucous this year.

That's my general feeling... I don't remember much craziness for Clinton/Dole in '96...

You're forgetting Ross Perot.

Perot is the only reason that Clinton won.

fnordest: I'm thinking that if you are on the LARGE side, then pants are not comfortable.

Can someone explain the lawyer's reasoning?

/or is that an oxymoron?

Nope, the lawyer is just a moron, an oxygen thieving moron.

/had to get the oxy in there some how

Ace Frehley's Ghost:

I'd really be more worried about the Michele Obama "Whitey" video (new window)

You dick!

Hillary and I kinda had this tryst thing going for a little while but Bill wanted in and well, you know....

McCaintheUniter: theorellior: Kuoxasar: I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

It's pretty raucous this year.

It is because Obama's supporters are a bunch of children.

Well, when your action packed evening involves a Matlock marathon, I'm pretty sure that the rest of us seem pretty young to you.

/don't worry, we'll keep it down.

dsclink: You're forgetting Ross Perot.

Oh, I didn't forget him... and I think he was a very interesting candidate, in retrospect... but he hardly contributed to craziness.

I mean, he had concrete ideas for the issues he was running on. That's what I like to see. This election cycle is just... pure... bullshiat. Perot was a goofy guy but things were still professional.

That story had everything!

Presidential candidates, coke-snorting gays, large-cocked kilt-wearing lawyers, and impudent reporters.

StopArrestingMe: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it STILL says guilty! And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!

Look anything like GIGGITY?

Voldemort: Ace Frehley's Ghost:

I'd really be more worried about the Michele Obama "Whitey" video (new window)

You dick!

You didn't see that one coming from a mile away?

Seriously, I don't care how stupid or drug-addled I become...if my lawyer ever shows up to press wearing a kilt, I will kick his dick.

Voldemort: Ace Frehley's Ghost:

I'd really be more worried about the Michele Obama "Whitey" video (new window)

You dick!

Sorry... I had a weak moment...

/hangs head in shame

McCaintheUniter: theorellior: Kuoxasar: I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

It's pretty raucous this year.

It is because Obama's supporters are a bunch of children. Seriously I am not sure if you guys are aware, but a bunch of immature Obamabots went on to Senator McCain's website and left disgusting comments on some of the items in his store. Unfortunately it looks like Obama has energized the youth vote. Hopefully they will be as dependable as ever this November.

Not sure if that's sarcasm or a McCainDemocrat alt...

-5/10 regardless

bartink: Seriously, I don't care how stupid or drug-addled I become...if my lawyer ever shows up to press wearing a kilt, I will kick his dick.

he couldn't just say "it's my heritage" no he had to throw a cock joke in there. Imply the reporter is small, imply he is big. I like his style

Kuoxasar: This election has been one huge circus.

I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

Yes, except when it was worse.

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

But if you're of middling size then a kilt, traditionally worn with nothing underneath, doesn't provide full coverage. I have to wear pants and then just tuck the end into my socks.

theorellior: Kuoxasar: I'm only 17. Has it always been this bad?

It's pretty raucous this year.


It is pretty raucous this year, but only more so on the internet. The MSM coverage hasn't been a whole lot different than the last couple elections. The fact that we have one internet-savvy candidate (or his staff, at the least) has made this election a bigger deal to all people younger than the Boomers.

gbrudy16: bartink: Seriously, I don't care how stupid or drug-addled I become...if my lawyer ever shows up to press wearing a kilt, I will kick his dick.

he couldn't just say "it's my heritage" no he had to throw a cock joke in there. Imply the reporter is small, imply he is big. I like his style

Bigger target, methinks.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: I'd really be more worried about the Michele Obama "Whitey" video (new window)

Ignored due to multiple counts of Rick Rolling

OscarTamerz: "I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

But if you're of middling size then a kilt, traditionally worn with nothing underneath, doesn't provide full coverage. I have to wear pants and then just tuck the end into my socks.

Are you from Arkansas? (p)

Kuoxasar: theorellior: It's pretty raucous this year.

That's my general feeling... I don't remember much craziness for Clinton/Dole in '96... 2000 seemed pretty tame, 2004 was hotly contested and the swiftboat thing was kinda stupid, but this cycle has just been flagpins and madrasas and "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

It would be nice to return to some kind of intellectual discourse. I don't really even know what the hell Obama stands for because he's spent so much time responding to stupid crap. I don't really know what McCain stands for because the camera's always on Obama. Their respective legislative records give a hint as to what kind of president they'd each make but it'd not the full picture and I get the feeling like I'm being patronized when they talk, like I'm too stupid to handle anything but platitudes and flowery promises.

Then again, maybe people just don't want to hear there's real, concrete problems in this country.

If you really are 17, you give me hope for the next generation.

But I'm staring down the barrel of 40 and I can't remember an election that wasn't mostly cynical stupid shiat and maneuvering. There IS stuff that matters under there though. Obama is pretty good at making sure that comes through, that he's smart and thoughtful, while still being canny enough to fight back against the slime machine. That's why I like him.

The internet has definitely made it worse though, just by being an instant, always-on conduit for unfounded crap.

Oh, and 2000 wasn't tame. It was the most controversial presidential election in a generation. It rose to Constituitional crisis level. You were just too young to remember that we had no idea who was President for a month. It was very strange. In a weaker democracy, there could have been a civil war. See Zimbabwe.