Sounds more like a nightmare.

Is it my dream? Because my dream involves Toby Keith falling down a well.

My dream involves Toby Keith getting a boot in his ass.

That's actually one of the few new country songs I can tolerate.

BobtheFascist: That's actually one of the few new country songs I can tolerate.

Me too.

Another is "What Was I Thinkin'?" by some frat boy looking guy.

gotta admit the new Snoop Dogg country video with Brad Paisley ,Willie and others is kinda different.

/loves me some Jennifer Nettles.
//and Gretchen Wilson

CougarJeff: My dream involves Toby Keith getting a boot in his ass.

It's the 'merican way!

I'll wait until he makes Weed with Willie!

I wonder how many rednecks who loved "that boot in their ass song" burned their Dixie Chicks albums because they expressed political views, and they should just be "entertainers."

Chariset: CougarJeff: My dream involves Toby Keith getting a boot in his ass.

It's the 'merican way!

Thank you.

I'm waiting for his new tune to come out about a month prior to the election: "God Bless America, not God Damn America"

/I'm Toby Keith, and I approve this message.

Don't stay at Harrah's in Las Vegas and don't visit Toby Keith's bar there. Both are rancid dumpsters.

It had damned well be homebrewed beer. That's the only way to go, nowadays. 'specially with this AB/InBev nonsense that is going down

/quit crying, all you Anheuser employees!

God I hate him. He represents everything that's wrong with country music today.

Azlefty: I'll wait until he makes Weed with Willie!

Only 14 comments so far and I still got beat.

/Not a fan, but this might be watchable in an ironic, Smokey and the Bandit sort of way

it'd be funny if he got his horses drunk and then they draw and quartered him

Sounds like a DUI in the works...

/Not a country fan, but saw him live
//politics aside, good performer
///though i'd never buy any of his albums

Isn't SJP too busy promoting Sex & the City to be out drinking with Toby Keith?

weezbo: BobtheFascist: That's actually one of the few new country songs I can tolerate.

Me too.

Another is "What Was I Thinkin'?" by some frat boy looking guy.

Dierks Bentley, and please refrain from labeling him as some frat boy looking guy. It's mindless and insulting

freedom costs a buck o'five

People like to trash on Keith, but I actually like the guy and most of his music. The whole feud with the Dixie Chicks kind of branded the guy as something he isn't.

In truth, the guy considers himself a Democrat, and now admits that the Photoshop that he did of Natalie Maines and Saddam Hussein was pretty low, and that Iraq was obviously an orchestrated lie. I'll try to find a link to back that up, because right now it's just on my word.

But that song everyone keeps referencing, the "Angry American" and the infamous "...boot up your ass..." is misunderstood. He wrote it in response to 9-11, and what he considered would have been his fathers (as well as many other American's) feelings about the event. It really had nothing to do about Iraq, and despite what many people would like to admit, many American's WERE and still are feeling vengeful about that day.

Now, all of that said... I had the displeasure of watching that other CMT movie he did called "Broken Bridges," and it was completely terrible. In fact, the word "terrible" doesn't do the amount of bad I need to convey any justice. I don't think there is a word in existence that would do it. I don't think I could make up a word that could do it either.

In addition, every music video he does with any acting is even worse. And if the "plot" and "acting" from the video for "Beer for My Horses" is any indication of how this is going to turn out, it's going to kill us all with suck-a-tude.

At first glance I thought it said "Boner for my Horses".

bGizzy: At first glance I thought it said "Boner for my Horses".


Dammit! Don't judge me!



/neigh means neigh

Toby narc'ed on Willie.. he went on the Colbert Report and told some story about all the weed that's smoked on Willie's tour bus, and soon after Willie got busted.

Could have been a coincidence, but it was pretty suspicious.

Someone correct me if I have this story wrong. As if I have to ask around here.

Shadowknight: People like to trash on Keith, but I actually like the guy and most of his music. The whole feud with the Dixie Chicks kind of branded the guy as something he isn't.

In truth, the guy considers himself a Democrat, and now admits that the Photoshop that he did of Natalie Maines and Saddam Hussein was pretty low, and that Iraq was obviously an orchestrated lie. I'll try to find a link to back that up, because right now it's just on my word.

But that song everyone keeps referencing, the "Angry American" and the infamous "...boot up your ass..." is misunderstood. He wrote it in response to 9-11, and what he considered would have been his fathers (as well as many other American's) feelings about the event. It really had nothing to do about Iraq, and despite what many people would like to admit, many American's WERE and still are feeling vengeful about that day.

Now, all of that said... I had the displeasure of watching that other CMT movie he did called "Broken Bridges," and it was completely terrible. In fact, the word "terrible" doesn't do the amount of bad I need to convey any justice. I don't think there is a word in existence that would do it. I don't think I could make up a word that could do it either.

In addition, every music video he does with any acting is even worse. And if the "plot" and "acting" from the video for "Beer for My Horses" is any indication of how this is going to turn out, it's going to kill us all with suck-a-tude.

Count me in as another TK defender. While I agree with the Dixie Chicks' sentiment on Bush and Iraq, I can forgive him for being a little uberpatriotic after 9/11. He originally didn't even want to release the song as a single, but some guy in the military told him it was his "duty" to do so.

ValueApe1: Toby narc'ed on Willie.. he went on the Colbert Report and told some story about all the weed that's smoked on Willie's tour bus, and soon after Willie got busted.

Could have been a coincidence, but it was pretty suspicious.

Someone correct me if I have this story wrong. As if I have to ask around here.

Well, it's true that Willy was busted soon after Keith's appearance on Colbert. But come on, it's not like the world at large didn't know Nelson and his bus mates regularly hot-boxed on the way to their next concert. He's admitted to it himself, on national TV and movies, multiple times over.

The guy is an old hippie. I'm sure the feds could figure out what was going on inside that bus without the televised testimony of Toby Keith.

People hate on TK because it's cool to be against anything that's even remotely patriotic as long as Republicans are in power.

bGizzy: At first glance I thought it said "Boner for my Horses".

You think that's bad? I thought the chorus was 'whiskey for my mare and beer for my horses'

Those horses are thinking, 'Damnit, Flicka. He only likes you more because you put out.'

You call this shiat country music? My associate here has something he'd like to show you, he knows a thing or two about country music, and this sir is not country music.

Remember people, music is supposed to make you feel bad and should be used as a medium to biatch about how bad things are everywhere. Am I right Mr Geldof, Bono? But of you use music as a way to lift people up and make them feel good, then you are doing it wrong and squandering your gift. You can rap about beating women, shooting people, selling drugs, and getting revenge. However don't you dare sing about kicking someone's ass or revenge and wear a cowboy hat then are wrong. Thugs > Rednecks

/Double standards, the real American way

Teufel232: People hate on TK because it's cool to be against anything that's even remotely patriotic as long as Republicans are in power.

Um... No. Patriotic is cool. I consider myself very patriotic.

However, Bush and Cheney should be doing time in a dirty cell somewhere, not contemplating their memoirs while deciding what "consulting" job they are going to take to make them oodles of cash after they leave office.

kingzeke: You call this shiat country music? My associate here has something he'd like to show you, he knows a thing or two about country music, and this sir is not country music.

I've found that most people that want to criticize country music do so by pretending to like Johnny Cash, when they in reality have never listened to more than "Ring of Fire" or "A Boy Named Sue" by accident. They think this gives them some sort of insider cred to make their criticism more valid.

Having watched "Walk the Line" on HBO doesn't make you a lifelong Cash fan.

/also noticed the same phenomenon after "Ray" was released

F-U-T-K

Fat Horny Black and Joe: God I hate him. He represents everything that's wrong with this country music today.

Yes, everyone felt vengeful after 9/11. That song reminded me how wrong it was to be blindly and broadly vengeful.

BobtheFascist: That's actually one of the few new country songs Nashville Pop songs I can tolerate.

FTFY. Toby Keith wouldn't know country if it put it's boot in his ass.

Teufel232: People hate on TK because it's cool to be against anything that's even remotely patriotic as long as Republicans are in power.

I'm going to go with people hating on him because his music sucks. C'mon, what male country musician would write a POS like "I wanna talk about me"? If Johnny Cash and Hank Sr. were alive, they'd be putting a boot in his pansy ass.

Shadowknight: ost people that want to criticize country music do so by pretending to like Johnny Cash, when they in reality have never listened to more than "Ring of Fire" or "A Boy Named Sue" by accident. They think this gives them some sort of insider cred to make their criticism more valid. Having watched "Walk the Line" on HBO doesn't make you a lifelong Cash fan.

/also noticed the same phenomenon after "Ray" was released



1. I'm not a lifelong country fan, I just enjoy some (not all) of Johnny Cash's music, and think Toby Keith is a whitebred racist that sings about trucks, beer, and getting his stupid horses drunk.

2. I didn't watch it on HBO, I bought the DVD jerkoff.

This son of a son is keeping country dirty and true.



Toby Keith is an epic douche.

HTML in headline = Fizzail

So a guy says to a buddy, "you getting any on the side", and his buddie says back, "fark, it's been so long, I didn't even know the moved it"

/cocaine for my cowboys, and beer for my horses
//Hank William III puts the coont back in Country

One thing that was in the video I didn't see mentioned in the article: Corin Nemec in drag.