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(Detroit News) Interesting Woman charged with providing a sex act to the husband of a U.S. senator pleads guilty to lesser charge of trespassing, wait, what? (w/ she's so worth pic)   (detnews.com) divider line 62
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 04:38:59 PM  
trespassing? huh?

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 04:40:49 PM  
"It's necessary for her to leave Michigan in order to start her life over and not return to her previous lifestyle," Cusumano told Bolle.

Did her attorney just say the entire state of Michigan is filled with whores and pimps?

 
uncorked 2008-06-19 04:44:55 PM  
The things one can buy these days for $150.

//Must be the price of gasoline.

 
NightOwl2255 2008-06-19 04:46:06 PM  
FTA: The case attracted attention because one of Martin's alleged clients was Thomas Athans, the husband of U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow, D-Lansing. Athans was interviewed by police Feb. 26 after leaving a room in the Residence Inn that was later found to be occupied by Martin. Athans told police he had paid $150 for a sex act.

So what crime was he changed with?

That's what I thought.

 
alywa [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 04:53:13 PM  
NightOwl2255: So what crime was he changed with?

Just came in to ask the same question.

/Victimless Crime
//BS prosecution double standard

 
jerry2a 2008-06-19 05:09:57 PM  
uncorked: The things one can buy these days for $150.

In this case, I'd say that the steal of the century.

 
docmattic 2008-06-19 05:31:48 PM  
jerry2a: uncorked: The things one can buy these days for $150.

In this case, I'd say that the steal of the century.


No kidding. It beats $4000/hour or whatever it was that Spitzer paid.

 
DaScribbler 2008-06-19 05:33:28 PM  
Etchy333: "It's necessary for her to leave Michigan in order to start her life over and not return to her previous lifestyle," Cusumano told Bolle.

Did her attorney just say the entire state of Michigan is filled with whores and pimps?


I've got an empty bedroom she could rent.

 
Sdecker 2008-06-19 05:35:08 PM  
docmattic: jerry2a: uncorked: The things one can buy these days for $150.

In this case, I'd say that the steal of the century.

No kidding. It beats $4000/hour or whatever it was that Spitzer paid.


Yeah, but have you seen what Spitzer looks like? That could just be the standard "fugly guy markup" rate.

 
Exodus2001 2008-06-19 05:36:48 PM  
I got the heck out in April, moved to Wisconsin. Mostly for the fresh cheese curds.

 
HunterT 2008-06-19 05:38:04 PM  
Everything's more expensive in New York...

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-06-19 05:38:19 PM  
cache.daylife.com

Gee, I wonder why?

 
Saiga410 2008-06-19 05:38:43 PM  
Thomas Athans, the husband of U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow

My guess is if your wife will not take your name, you might have a cold hearted somethingorother. I don't blame the guy.

 
McWattisdead 2008-06-19 05:40:44 PM  
Let me be the first to say...

i250.photobucket.com

 
aegisalpha [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 05:40:47 PM  
Damn, 150 bucks goes a long way in Michigan

 
jerry2a 2008-06-19 05:41:38 PM  
docmattic: No kidding. It beats $4000/hour or whatever it was that Spitzer paid.

This one would be worth it for $150/minute...would still cost me a lot less than $4000 :-)

 
inglixthemad [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 05:42:47 PM  
aegisalpha: Damn, 150 bucks goes a long way in Michigan

Very true...

www.slapyo.com

Well if I wasn't married anyway...

 
Corvus 2008-06-19 05:43:23 PM  
Athans told police he had paid $150 for a sex act.

Holy crap, what a farkin deal.

A young looker like her for only $150. Maybe it was just a handjob.

 
Paedophile_Deluxe 2008-06-19 05:46:43 PM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: Gee, I wonder why?

img92.imageshack.us

I dunno, she may be related to Talkatoo Cockatoo.

 
farkMcFark 2008-06-19 05:46:52 PM  
Oh yeah, I would've done hard time for her.

 
TMBGfreak 2008-06-19 05:48:36 PM  
I'd enter uninvited.

 
DeRosso 2008-06-19 05:48:59 PM  
Troy District Judge William Bolle also approved a request to permit Martin, who was 20 years old at the time of her February arrest at Residence Inn in Troy, to leave the state to seek employment.

I'd just like to add that 'bolle' means to 'fark' in danish

/'sorry'

 
Rethorn 2008-06-19 05:49:10 PM  
Holy shiat. I've got it.

Legalize prostitution in MI because our rates are insane. Thatll solve the job problem!

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 05:49:37 PM  
I'd have "sex" with her, if you know what I mean.

 
Now That's What I Call a Taco! 2008-06-19 05:49:48 PM  
Must be a dude.

 
BMulligan 2008-06-19 05:51:27 PM  
FTFA: Alycia Martin, 21, of Westland pled guilty under an agreement under which she will be considered for the Holmes Youthful Trainee Act.

Sounds to me like she was already part of the John Holmes Youthful Trainee program.

/Agree that prostitution shouldn't be criminal

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-06-19 05:52:28 PM  
McWattisdead: brown door pic

So, so wrong.
So, so funny.

/i concur

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 05:52:43 PM  
Relatively Obscure: I'd have "sex" with her, if you know what I mean.

You lost me here.

 
Enuratique 2008-06-19 05:52:43 PM  
Relatively Obscure: I'd have "sex" with her, if you know what I mean.

Go onnnnnnnnnn....

 
outatime 2008-06-19 05:53:51 PM  
A hundred and fifty bucks??

/i'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

 
fernt 2008-06-19 05:56:10 PM  
img176.imageshack.us

 
rathoth 2008-06-19 05:58:41 PM  
FTA
Alycia Martin, 21, of Westland pled guilty under an agreement under which she will be considered for the Holmes Youthful Trainee Act.

gfx1.gamelink.com
Approves.

 
DD0 [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:10:02 PM  
Damn I grew up in the town next to Troy, where the hell do you pick up a hooker like that in Troy? I would have never moved out of Michigan if I had known I could find that there!

 
Psychotropic 2008-06-19 06:12:36 PM  
She could easily be a $500hr. hooker someplace other than Michigan.
I'm willing to put down my $150 before her price goes up.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-06-19 06:14:21 PM  
Was she trespassing on his penis?
/penis

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:22:09 PM  
Psychotropic:She could easily be a $500hr. hooker someplace other than Michigan.
I'm willing to put down my $150 before her price goes up.

this

 
CanadianCommie [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:29:11 PM  
well, she did let a married man trespass into her vagina...
/that's the best explanation I can come up with for the charge

 
rga184 2008-06-19 06:33:17 PM  
Spanky_McFarksalot:Gee, I wonder why?
You think her looks are bad. Her politics are even worse. She's among the most spineless democrats in the senate right now. She'll change her vote with any stiff wind from the right wing. Hopefully she'll lose her seat somehow soon, but unfortunately it would mean it would become republican. Maybe she'll get a good challenge from within the party.
I'd rather have an honest republican than her in that seat.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:38:43 PM  
She kind of looks like a skanky Christina Ricci.
/Maybe.

 
Bird3149 [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:45:01 PM  
bu-bu-bu-but Clinton

 
Surool [TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:45:37 PM  
Officer walks up and finds a man having sex with a known prostitute in his car.
"Officer! Arrest this woman! She trespassing on my d*ck"

 
Corvus 2008-06-19 06:49:07 PM  
Can all the Republican's who have their panties in a bunch explain to us all why is it better to take public funding AND PAC money and LOBBYIST money then it is to not take public funding and not take any PAC money or lobbyist money?
Can you explain to us why you Republican's prefer the government to pay for elections than the free market?

 
Corvus 2008-06-19 06:49:57 PM  
Please ignore the above. clicked in wrong tab. oopppss!

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-19 06:50:00 PM  
As a Michigan democrat and supporter of Stabenow, I must concede the point:
Giggity.

 
JaMorg 2008-06-19 06:57:22 PM  
The_Sponge: She kind of looks like a skanky Christina Ricci.
/Maybe.



Have you seen Black Snake Moan?

Christina Ricci looks like a skanky Christina Ricci.

 
rcantley 2008-06-19 07:02:13 PM  
I love it when my home town makes the news...

Keep making me proud, Troy...

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-06-19 07:04:36 PM  
$150! God lord that is a lot of money.

How bout I give you 35 cents and you moan like I am giving you pleasure.

 
macdaddy357 2008-06-19 07:19:34 PM  
$150 is one cheap ho compared to the one Spitzer was buying.

 
Longtime Lurker 2008-06-19 07:38:34 PM  
I_Love_Verdi: As a Michigan democrat and supporter of Stabenow, I must concede the point:
Giggity.


is it possible to be both? Sure I she was better than Bouchard, but damn, she's an AWFUL senator.

 
Yourethra 2008-06-19 07:43:37 PM  
img176.imageshack.us

Come on. Young trophy wife... owes money all over town.

She's gotta pay the monkey!

/kidnapped herself

 
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