... that's... just... beautiful.

*sniff*

WIN

Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery"

I didn't see an "'s" on that banner.

And the best part is that it was done to someone in or around Boulder.

Patterson and other residents claim the move is childish and in poor taste.

And funny as hell.

This guy needs a giant fiberglass marital aid outside the shop to complete the image, though.

pandabear: This guy needs a giant fiberglass marital aid outside the shop to complete the image, though.

...named The Patterson

I love it when a plan comes together.

I can see the neighbor's point. People who own ATVs and ride them in their local area are likely to be responsible, if only so they don't get a reputation as the local dickhead.

People who rent them in a place they're unlikely to go again? More likely not to care what they damage or where they go/

Av8rLuvr: Patterson and other residents claim the move is childish and in poor taste.

So?

LadyHawke911: Av8rLuvr: Patterson and other residents claim the move is childish and in poor taste.

So?

Oops, meant to exclude the fark name there...

We had a guy in the area where I live that did a very similar thing. He wanted to open a bar but the city wouldn't issue him a liquor license. He opened an 18+ 'juice' bar with fully nude dancers instead.

About 6 months later he applied for a liquor license for another piece of property he owned where he was trying again to open a bar...again the city denied his license. He said 'this would be a great place for an adult book store.' Suddenly he had his liquor license.

PC LOAD LETTER: ...named The Patterson

...Mrs. Patterson just might like that...

I hate idea that Business need to approval of city council to operate a business. if the area is zoned commerical then they should be forced to issue business licenses to any conforming use of the property. When as a country did we become okay with the local self-important assets on our city councils being able to exercise powers that would illegal for the federal or state government to have?

Magorn: I hate idea that Business need to approval of city council to operate a business. if the area is zoned commerical then they should be forced to issue business licenses to any conforming use of the property. When as a country did we become okay with the local self-important assets on our city councils being able to exercise powers that would illegal for the federal or state government to have?


apparently "don't shop there" was too difficult of a concept. so instead they run to government to halt the business.

The anchor should have said "...business man who is trading in ATV's for ATM's"

Farking WIN!

Someone get this guy a Fark acct. He is our kind of people.

I like how there's a video for the Illiterate and lazy but really it's just to sell ad space

Ha ha, the overbearing harpy takes one on the chin.

P0rn0wNZ3d!!!

Porn-oh-Oh-OH-wned!!1!

Don't you need a permit to open a pron shop, too?

/M-O-O-N
//That spells pron

Gerbils be damned, Patterson porn is the best.

I want to party with that guy

FTFA: So Mead put out a banner on his building which reads,"Patterson's XXX Porn Gallery". ... Patterson and other residents claim the move is childish and in poor taste.

Well sure, hanging a sign is in poor taste while a double penetration with a multiple money shot is quite acceptable.\

/gotta love the baptists

Magorn: I hate idea that Business need to approval of city council to operate a business. if the area is zoned commerical then they should be forced to issue business licenses to any conforming use of the property. When as a country did we become okay with the local self-important assets on our city councils being able to exercise powers that would illegal for the federal or state government to have?

That's nothing... the laws I don't get and hate are those that forces someone to get a permit or get approval to build or fix something on your own property.

My example... I can buy a pre-fab shed of any size for my backyard, no problem. If I want to buy wood and build it myself, I have to get a permit and approval.

hehehe...I like him. He's silly!

hey, if it works, good for him! And yes, it is childish, insensitive, etc. And I for one am proud to be called an American along with this guy. That's capitalism. I'd like to see the environmental complaints Mrs. Patterson could make now!

What a farking genius, I've gotta agree with Sardonic_Padre: Farking WIN!

Someone get this guy a Fark acct. He is our kind of people.
This guy needs to be here, and if he is, lurking......you, sir, rock.

I agree, the vinyl banner, with red field and white block lttering, is not very creative, and is probably in poor taste. IMO, temporary banners mounted with ropes are always in poor taste.

Something in a nice blue neon, properly mounted, and preferably with a nice custom font and color scheme, would have been much more tasteful.

PS: Well done subby, +1 for best use for the hero tag in months.

Good for him. I think it is high time we start fighting back to the facist religion known as environmentalism. Down with the Pope! Down with Al Gore!

most appropriate use for the hero tag evar

imfallen_angel: My example... I can buy a pre-fab shed of any size for my backyard, no problem. If I want to buy wood and build it myself, I have to get a permit and approval.

That's so you don't kill yourself in the process, thereby robbing the government of their inherent right to use you as a revenue source.

The real shaming begins when the store opens and she starts overhearing things like:

"I'm going to Pattersons this afternoon for the showing of "Donkey Punch Theater".

"I'll tag along because I need a box of disposible jerk-off socks and a Patterson Penis Pump. My step-daughter has a volleyball game tomorrow."

If it is a legal business, and the store is within a commercial area, then no one should oppose the potential owner from being there.

/Stupid moral preaching, hypocritical people

Magorn: I hate idea that Business need to approval of city council to operate a business. if the area is zoned commerical then they should be forced to issue business licenses to any conforming use of the property. When as a country did we become okay with the local self-important assets on our city councils being able to exercise powers that would illegal for the federal or state government to have?

Since we started emulating the Soviet Union from the 1950's forward. That's when.

There's no "free" in American free enterprise.

Give this man a round of applause!

As funny as this is, ATVs driven by locals are oftentimes bad enough. But ATVs driven by people that need to rent? Yikes. Unless there's a big public park (that welcomes ATVs) nearby, that is a private property disaster waiting to happen.

He wins the interwebs

I'll raise my glass to this guy

Bra-farking-vo!

If anyone can get a hold of this guy I'll pay for his TF.

This happened in the town next to me. A guy wanted to open a family entertainment center with go carts and such. The city denied the permit sa he opened a strip club, and storage facility.

I raise my Mega Mite to this guy.

imfallen_angel: My example... I can buy a pre-fab shed of any size for my backyard, no problem. If I want to buy wood and build it myself, I have to get a permit and approval.

Same kind of crap in a city not too far from here. Everyone gets a couple of big boards and uses them for a foundation. "Those are skids. The shed was built to be moved."

napjerk: WIN

This.

Too funny. Everyone loves a good smartass!

And the thing is he'll probably make more money with the porn shop.

/mmmm...porn shops

♪ ♫ Reeeeeal American Heeeeeeeroes ♪ ♪

I just came back from some R&R in Allenspark.



The place is an oasis of tranquility. About 20 houses, including an old log-house lodge (Allenspark Lodge)



a strangely misplaced 5 start restaurant (the Fawnbrook Inn)



a hummingbird sanctuary




a natural spring where people come and fill their water bottles



The highway through town sees maybe 10 cars per hour.

Is this the kind of place where you'd like to see an ATV rental business?

Agreed. This guy is a Fark God.

I can't wait for the porn gallery to open. I'll ride my my Kawasaki KFX 450R/ME up there on a daily basis. I know a great shortcut though old man Wilson's pasture.

You people applauding this idiot douchebag would be crying your eyes out if he moved in next door.

this woman has ruined this guy's livelihood over some stupid environmental impact.

come on - an ATV store? where does it end.

does she realize this is someone's life and livelihood she is affecting?