This just in: Johnny Rotten doesn't like someone.

If John Lydon and Mike Ness met up to write lyrics for a song, the unmeasurable amount of mediocrity could possibly destroy the world.

Also in: Adolescent angst music looks ridiculous once you're out of adolescence.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

TFA: "There is no fun, they don't offer joy. Their music has a couple of quite nice tones here and there but it's a box of tosh sold to slightly inadequate, half-baked people."

THIS

Coldplay is slightly more successful than the Sex Pistols these days. John Lydon is just a little bit jealous.

Look at me, look at me! I'm biting and against the establishment. Forget that I'm nothing like what I proclaim, and I'm interested only in attention and money. I'm an individual, just like everyone else.

/sod off
//wanker

GavinTheAlmighty: Coldplay is slightly more successful than the Sex Pistols these days. John Lydon is just a little bit jealous.

Pass me what you're smoking.

I don't even care enough for my usual trolling. The water pistols don't even merit my pretend angst and wrath. Maybe someother day, just not today.
/you should really stop, you are just emabarising yourself, and what defacing what little merit and worth you had
//boy band

ohhh the Sex Pistols gotta love a manufactured band. They are in the same vein as N Sync, and can't hold a farking candle to The Clash.

They looked like a gang of little poncy masturbators...

And here is their king.

This just in, Brit insults another Brit so Brit tabloid will give them Brit publicity.

Nestea Plunge: All The Clash ever did was sell a bunch of albums to wankers, all they were was a bunch of sloganeers who kept releasing the same album over and over again.

hahaha thats rich.

PIL sucked. The Sex Pistols Suck(ed) even more. Johnny Rotten is a tool.

Had to look up the definition of anorak. The more you know.

Joey Ramone: "I'd just like to say this gig sucks!"

C.J. Ramone: "Hey, up your's Springfield... 1-2-3-4!"

Happy birthday to you (Happy birthday!)

Happy birthday to you! (Happy birthday!)

Happy birthday, Burnsey

Happy birthday to you!

C.J. Ramone: "Go to hell you old bastard."

Nestea Plunge: FarkedOver:

hahaha thats rich.

....said the wanker as he loaded up "Cut The Crap", again.

Yes The Clash self-titled and London calling are soooo similar!

You know what would be punk rock? A punk rock song called "Johnny Rotten Please Shut The fark Up Already."

theurge14: You know what would be punk rock? A punk rock song called "Johnny Rotten Please Shut The fark Up Already."

Modern Life Is War already beat you to it with "F*ck the Sex Pistols."

Mr. Chainsaw: theurge14: You know what would be punk rock? A punk rock song called "Johnny Rotten Please Shut The fark Up Already."

Modern Life Is War already beat you to it with "F*ck the Sex Pistols."

I'm sure the band Anal C*nt already covered it too. They shiat on every band.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Anyone here who ISN'T a poncy little masturbator, please raise your right hand ...

Was it a real anorak or a Sears anorak?

I am sure that the members of coldplay will take some time off raking up cash to actually care about what a washed up punk rocker thinks.

I am glad this in one of those sex pistol suck threads, rather then OMG the SEX PISTOLS are the bestestest. I hate those threads
/I hate them alot
//I hate this band
///I hate your band
////I hate my band

towatchoverme: Anyone here who ISN'T a poncy little masturbator, please raise your right hand ...

Well, I would but I'm busy...oh...I see what you did there.

GavinTheAlmighty: Coldplay is slightly more successful than the Sex Pistols these days.

So were the Spin Doctors in their day. So was Soul Asylum and the Gin Blossoms.

So were the Spice Girls.

awfulperson: GavinTheAlmighty: Coldplay is slightly more successful than the Sex Pistols these days.

So were the Spin Doctors in their day. So was Soul Asylum and the Gin Blossoms.

So were the Spice Girls.

And how do they sleep at night? I am guessing like McBain.

wow, for a guy whose band sucked
he's pretty harsh on coldplay

they suck too, mind you-
but that's why i thought they'd get along

Nestea Plunge: All The Clash ever did was sell a bunch of albums to wankers, all they were was a bunch of sloganeers who kept releasing the same album over and over again.

I may be a wanker, but the Clash definitely changed musically over the years. You should actually listen to a few of their albums, sometime. Start with The Clash (the green album).

Maybe you meant the Pistols?

Does anyone else remember his appearance on Judge Judy. As I recall, he was respectful and also won his case.

Bullshiatter: Nestea Plunge: All The Clash ever did was sell a bunch of albums to wankers, all they were was a bunch of sloganeers who kept releasing the same album over and over again.

I may be a wanker, but the Clash definitely changed musically over the years. You should actually listen to a few of their albums, sometime. Start with The Clash (the green album).

Maybe you meant the Pistols?

Some rational thought! Though he did bring up Cut the Crap, which Joe Strummer later disowned and said it wasn't a Clash album it was a Clash mark II album. I agree cut the crap was a waste of time and probably should never have been made.

Just to get in on the Clash bashing, I have the "Give em enough rope" album and i HATE it. Incredibly disappointingly mediocre, compared to "London Calling" [and even "LC" was too long for its own good.... i like only about 3/4 of the songs...

Third_Uncle_Eno: Just to get in on the Clash bashing, I have the "Give em enough rope" album and i HATE it. Incredibly disappointingly mediocre, compared to "London Calling" [and even "LC" was too long for its own good.... i like only about 3/4 of the songs...

Some of give em enough rope seems like filler, but there are some good gems on there, Safe European Home and Tommy Gun for instance.

Bullshiatter: I may be a wanker, but the Clash definitely changed musically over the years. You should actually listen to a few of their albums, sometime. Start with The Clash (the green album).

Maybe you meant the Pistols?

The Pistols' first album sounded 100% identical to their last album.

Same track listing too.

I just want to say fark punk. It's for poncy masturbators who think they're anti-everything.


/Being pro-establishment is my anti-establishment.

The Corporation: I just want to say fark punk. It's for poncy masturbators who think they're anti-everything.


/Being pro-establishment is my anti-establishment.

Enjoy your new Coldplay album...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nestea Plunge: I know what the fark I'm talking about, the green album is the only semi listenable one. Every jerkoff and their brother owns Clash albums and dioesn't understand why.

Apparently at least one jerkoff does.

Ragging on old bands, that's so punk.

FarkedOver: The Corporation: I just want to say fark punk. It's for poncy masturbators who think they're anti-everything.


/Being pro-establishment is my anti-establishment.

Enjoy your new Coldplay album...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god don't even get me started on how much I hate Coldplay. I hope their tour bus gets hit by a farking asteroid.

Nestea Plunge: Bullshiatter: Nestea Plunge: All The Clash ever did was sell a bunch of albums to wankers, all they were was a bunch of sloganeers who kept releasing the same album over and over again.

I may be a wanker, but the Clash definitely changed musically over the years. You should actually listen to a few of their albums, sometime. Start with The Clash (the green album).

Maybe you meant the Pistols?

I know what the fark I'm talking about, the green album is the only semi listenable one. Every jerkoff and their brother owns Clash albums and dioesn't understand why.

This jerkoff owns Clash albums because I like the music and the messages in a lot of their songs. Also I love the blending of punk and reggae.

The Corporation: FarkedOver: The Corporation: I just want to say fark punk. It's for poncy masturbators who think they're anti-everything.


/Being pro-establishment is my anti-establishment.

Enjoy your new Coldplay album...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god don't even get me started on how much I hate Coldplay. I hope their tour bus gets hit by a farking asteroid.

ok, have you been reading my diary....

The Corporation: I just want to say fark punk. It's for poncy masturbators who think they're anti-everything.

No, it really isn't. I know that's what you think it is, but that does not make it true. I will also point out your criticism is devoid of musical commentary.

shadowself: The Pistols' first album sounded 100% identical to their last album.

Same track listing too.

I see what you did there...

(i don't count swindle either even though I like a few of the tracks)

How did the Clash get brought into this Fark sponsored match of monkey-poo-slinging?

Glitchwerks: How did the Clash get brought into this Fark sponsored match of monkey-poo-slinging?

That would be I. Saying that the Pistols were a manufactured band and couldn't hold a candle to the clash. I guess some didn't see it the way I see it.

Glitchwerks: How did the Clash get brought into this Fark sponsored match of monkey-poo-slinging?

Didn't you get the memo? Punk rock is a singular musical style with no variation or qualities whatsoever -- therefore all bands labeled as punk rock can be uniformly categorized as the same without any qualitative differences.

seeds = stooges = ramones = pistols = clash = black flag = green day

They are all the same.

/ no, they aren't, but welcome to teh farks
// add 'the pistols are a boy band' to that

This is honestly simple. If Johnny Rotten says that you suck and that your music is awful, he has acknowledged your existence. This means he likes you. He doesn't even give passing mention to what he doesn't like, but ignores it. That is how it works in punk. He likes Coldplay so much he is practically a groupie.

FarkedOver: Saying that the Pistols were a manufactured band and couldn't hold a candle to the clash.

While I admire your taste in the clash, please present evidence that "the Pistols were a manufactured band".

Can't we all just agree, regardless of our opinions of The Clash and The Sex Pistols, that Coldplay sucks something awful?