I didn't think it was possible for lighting to make someone's finger look that much like a penis.

/hopes it's a finger

I don't like clowns. I'm afraid of them. The worst one killed my dad. They're very unhappy people. There's some rather grotesque Star Trek episodes about clowns.

This would be funnier if Michael Bolton were somehow involved in the story.

I didn't think it was possible to get pregnant by using a double ended dildo.
Ya learn something new every day.

I clicked the link because I thought it was about the Insane Clown Posse.

/a worthy substitute though.

Seems as though twins are the new fashion accessory.

baby shower gift list to include lip syncing equipment.

mypalmike: This would be funnier if Michael Bolton were somehow involved in the story.

I also expected this to be about Michael Bolton.
Perhaps subby has a case of the Mondays?

He's wearing more makeup than she is.

galactus5000: I clicked the link because I thought it was about the Insane Clown Posse.

/a worthy substitute though.

I'm waiting for "Insane Clown Posse killed in terror attack along with all of their fans." I saw it in a dream-- a wet dream.



But seriously, how can two bottom shelf celebrities get married and not realize it will fail?

Instead of the shotgun wedding, why didn't these two just get a quiet abortion and go their separate ways instead of unleashing their spawn on the world?

/And you just know the kids are gonna have flat out retarded names....

mypalmike: This would be funnier if Michael Bolton were somehow involved in the story.

I'm confused as to how he makes this funnier?

That's a bit of a jump to assume "them" means twins. I think it's common to use the word "them" when you can't use "him" or "her" (not knowing the sex yet.)

Furthermore, who farking cares?

DaMacGuy: mypalmike: This would be funnier if Michael Bolton were somehow involved in the story.

I'm confused as to how he makes this funnier?

Because HE'S the one that sucks.

Pete Wentz already said he misspoke. Fark, is a little behind the times today. They are "definitely not have twins" is the wording he used, I believe.

/hate that I know that

FTFA:
Pete said: "We've been keeping a book so far, like a journal for them - for them when they're, uh, born."

What if it's just because he doesn't know what the sex of the baby is, like it says further down the article, and he's trying to keep the gender non-specific in conversation? Asshats. I hate "journalists".

Shouldn't fallout boy be spelled "fAlowt bOi lol"?

bigshowbaseball: That's a bit of a jump to assume "them" means twins. I think it's common to use the word "them" when you can't use "him" or "her" (not knowing the sex yet.)


Plus "they" and "them" is a bit more polite than "it."

I'm having a hard time deciding which of the two is the prettiest.

My favorite Ashlee Simpson moment...

Dying dog? (new window)


Ahhh - good times.

/Amen to that ... I can't wait the 18 or so years it'll take to completely realize the no-talent-ass-clown-ishness of their offspring! Now, if we could just get a sex tape ... oh, wait ... nevermind.