If the wedding were done in the nude (or at least with her in the nude or wearing only a veil and a garter), then perhaps there would have been more interest... :-/

Bravo! Maybe if we keep ignoring these attention whoring twits they'll all just go away?

frostus: Bravo! Maybe if we keep ignoring these attention whoring twits they'll all just go away?

What the hell is a second wedding?

You mean all that money from Glitter has dried up already?

A source told In Touch Weekly magazine: "The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah's style. The lady loves a spectacle."

Translation: The c*nt is a drama queen.

submitter: because no magazines were interested in buying exclusive photographs which would have funded the day

I don't know about that. I'm guessing Hustler would be interested in the wedding night pics. I guess it's all how badly you want the money.

I remember seeing a shot of Carey's humble home, somewhere. Oh, yes. She really deserves all that money. Just like Paris Hilton.

Here's the thing about Mariah Carey: she recently passed Elvis Presley for most #1 hits by a solo artist (I think the Beatles still hold the overall lead), but I really have to struggle to remember what any of her songs sound like. They're all so generic and bland.

wow

the uppity biitch



you really think the world is a-revolvin round that ass, dontcha?

Nick went to a local Tiffany and Co., where he spent time choosing a gift for Mariah and put it in a regular paper bag so he could surprise her.

Awesome! Isn't that hilarious? Can you imagine? Receiving a gift from Tiffany and Co., and having it come in a plain, regular PAPER BAG!?! You know...as if it were something CHEAP like something bought by one of those POOR people that you hear so much about these days. HAW haw haw haw hawww.

/mother
//farkers

Came for the hotness photos. Leaving disappointed.

Wow, I thought subby was just being snarky until I read the article.

Sherjo311: You mean all that money from Glitter has dried up already?

wow. This caught me by surprise. Great job

Nick went to a local Tiffany and Co., where he spent time choosing a gift for Mariah and put it in a regular paper bag so he could surprise her.

I didn't know Tiffany made sex toys.

Senordos13: Sherjo311: You mean all that money from Glitter has dried up already?

wow. This caught me by surprise. Great job

I am sometimes embarassed by my knowledge of obscure/ghey/lame pop stars

Why did Mariah want to marry that toolbag?

"Who the fark's Nick Cannon?"

How about we get GoldenPalace to sponsor the wedding, as long as they can tattoo their logo on her forehead, cleavage, and back?

jankyboy: "Who the fark's Nick Cannon?"

"Man, fark you son."