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(Komo) Strange Police say man wasn't acting strangely in bushes. He was just putting on makeup (w/ helpful pic)   (komonews.com) divider line 43
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ozzie_stu 2008-06-15 09:58:38 PM  
this ...

www.fresnobeehive.com

 
Bengela 2008-06-15 09:58:39 PM  
That's some fine police work there Lou.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-06-15 09:58:41 PM  
There's absolutely nothing strange about that.

/female
//does not wear makeup -- now THAT is strange (apparently)

 
Drongo3 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:58:44 PM  
What is this "makeup" you speak of? Oh. The thing with the brushes.

 
smells_like_meat [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:58:47 PM  
Yes I agree, a very helpful photo. Now, where's my blush?

 
gloomduckie 2008-06-15 09:58:57 PM  
He is right though, natural light is best to put on makeup.

 
XanthPrime 2008-06-15 09:59:19 PM  
www.starpulse.com
be afraid

 
the_chief 2008-06-15 10:00:18 PM  
Yikes. I'm not returning to this thread ever.

 
r1niceboy 2008-06-15 10:00:28 PM  
thegrumpyowl.files.wordpress.com

/obligatory

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 10:01:23 PM  
img177.imageshack.us

 
1proudneocon 2008-06-15 10:01:54 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
/also seen hiding in the bushes

 
fappomatic 2008-06-15 10:02:13 PM  
Welcome aboard the thread of doom.
They're doing free makovers in rows 9, 22 and 51!

 
Little One-Eyed Wench 2008-06-15 10:03:41 PM  
Dad?

 
scottydoesntknow [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:04:29 PM  
It's like a gay version of The Happening.

 
mrGQ 2008-06-15 10:06:50 PM  
Here come the homophobes and tranny threads. However, just because a guy wears makeup does not make him a tranny. Would you say a woman who does not wear makeup is a tranny, what about a woman who wears a shirt and tie? In todays culture woman are permitted virtually any form of self expression, men however face the consequences of lost jobs, friends and more.

 
Catymogo1 2008-06-15 10:09:40 PM  
mrGQ: However, just because a guy wears makeup does not make him a tranny.

I didn't think anyone said he was a tranny?

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 10:10:45 PM  
mrGQ: Here come the homophobes and tranny threads. However, just because a guy wears makeup does not make him a tranny. Would you say a woman who does not wear makeup is a tranny, what about a woman who wears a shirt and tie? In todays culture woman are permitted virtually any form of self expression, men however face the consequences of lost jobs, friends and more.

Nobody complained about your mascara habit pal. Settle down.

 
fappomatic 2008-06-15 10:11:39 PM  
Ted Kennedy's Swimming Instructor: crocker says hi.

I see you've located the missing Paris Hilton pic.

/burn it and win the Internet

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-06-15 10:12:50 PM  
Senator?

 
bethany_price 2008-06-15 10:16:51 PM  
"Sometimes I'd get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup . . ."

/obligatory

 
Dinobot 2008-06-15 10:17:39 PM  
www.dvorak.org

La la, la la... Oh! What? fark off!

 
Bestbank Tiger 2008-06-15 10:19:04 PM  
He shouldn't be putting on makeup. He lives in Seattle, which means he's still crying about the Super Bowl refs and his mascara will run.

 
PennyCentury 2008-06-15 10:19:42 PM  
Is he a Goth?

 
Roger Wilco [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:21:17 PM  
STOP THE PRESSES

 
oldandwiser 2008-06-15 10:22:39 PM  
1proudneocon.........I remember that. I thought it was funny.

 
theuglymerican 2008-06-15 10:29:47 PM  
Bestbank Tiger: You just had to mention that dern Superbowl didja? Goddamn refs . . .

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:31:14 PM  
I'm putting on makeup outside my sister's apartment now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Trail Mix 2008-06-15 10:31:15 PM  
mikaloyd: For some reason, the guy in that photo reminds me of Ryuk from Deathnote.

 
farkyou83 2008-06-15 10:33:44 PM  
you know who else like to put on makeup.....


www.tonyskansascity.com

 
mikaloyd 2008-06-15 10:41:28 PM  
www.frehley.net

 
Sphufounder 2008-06-15 10:46:38 PM  
"Everybody floats down here, Georgie..."

/Do you wanna balloon?
//BEEP,BEEP RICHIE!

 
The Mind Boggles 2008-06-15 10:52:33 PM  
RealFarknMcCoy2: There's absolutely nothing strange about that.

/female
//does not wear makeup -- now THAT is strange (apparently)



no, it's not strange. I don't wear makeup either.

 
Flinga 2008-06-15 10:55:57 PM  
Bestbank Tiger: He shouldn't be putting on makeup. He lives in Seattle, which means he's still crying about the Super Bowl refs and his mascara will run.

I lol'ed

/sad, but this is still true
//wears her Steelers shirt everywhere!

 
PopeOnARope 2008-06-15 11:03:15 PM  
It puts the lotion on it's skin.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:05:40 PM  
Catymogo1: mrGQ: However, just because a guy wears makeup does not make him a tranny.

I didn't think anyone said he was a tranny?


Or a homo. I'm a little puzzled though, why if he's staying with his sister he can't use her makeup mirror. There might be better natural light outside, but it can't possibly be better in the bushes.

However, I rarely wear makeup, so I may not be the best judge.

 
Cpt Buttmunch 2008-06-15 11:05:53 PM  
RealFarknMcCoy2: /female
//does not wear makeup -- now THAT is strange (apparently)


Not all that strange. I prefer it that a woman doesn't. I'd rather see the real, natural beauty than a paint job. Not only that but it's very expensive and unhealthy to keep plastering your skin day after day and year after year.

My girl rarely uses makeup unless we go out some place like a concert.

 
crazynickstyle 2008-06-15 11:24:06 PM  
images.starpulse.com

 
Constance Velocity 2008-06-15 11:29:58 PM  
Bestbank Tiger: He shouldn't be putting on makeup. He lives in Seattle, which means he's still crying about the Super Bowl refs and his mascara will run.

Kitsap is no where near Seattle, geographically or culturally.

 
Greta_VanHouten 2008-06-15 11:43:16 PM  
PennyCentury: Is he a Goth?

He's probably just a metro

 
shadowf200 2008-06-16 12:38:59 AM  
Man in the bushes? Three words:

RED TEAM GO.

 
eekscarykat 2008-06-16 01:52:30 AM  
Do you think he was applying foundation or "powdering his nose"?

 
Mija 2008-06-16 03:51:11 AM  
mrGQ: Here come the homophobes and tranny threads. However, just because a guy wears makeup does not make him a tranny

Just because someone disapproves of an immoral lifestyle does not make them phobic either. It's a clever diversion to make someone seem crazy or irrational because they don't approve of your sexual perversion. I guess you call someone pedophobic if they don't approve of child molesters. Maybe someone is rapephobic if they don't like to be raped.

 
caledonian [TotalFark] 2008-06-16 06:30:08 AM  
At 19, he might of just had acne, and was trying to cover it up

 
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