Are we supposed to still care about this dead biatch? Let a sleeping (dead) dog lie.

She was a totally hot MILF. I don't blame him.

Nothing says scandal like the Royals, as usual.

How does royalty still exist in the 21st century?

PC LOAD LETTER: She was a totally hot MILF. I don't blame him.

Princess Diana? Or Queen Elizabeth?

Frankly, seeing Her Majesty naked would not be...majestic. Probably even Prince Philip has trouble with that one.

By contrast, when I have sex, it is highly irregular.

Well, they're not called butt-lers for nothing!

/what?

Are there really 3 R's in Burrrell?

he also got to see the Queen naked.

Perhaps enigmatically, his only word upon such occasion was "Pancakes?"

Helen Mirren naked, fine!

The actual queen naked, i need

continue_farking: Are there really 3 R's in Burrrell?

It does when said by a drunken Scotsman.

indylaw: he also got to see the Queen naked.

Perhaps enigmatically, his only word upon such occasion was "Pancakes?"

Breakfast foods is the right category, but I think the words would be "fried eggs".

I just threw up a little in my mouth ...

he also got to had to see the Queen naked.

FTFY, subby. Ew....

What's the pitiful attention whoring fantasist hawking this time ?

I'm talking about Burrell, obviously, the other pitiful attention whoring fantasist's brown bread.

shackelford: Lady Die!!!! Get it?!!??!!! hahahahaha

It works better in the original -

What did the bodyguard say to the chauffeur ?
"Let's go out with Dodi and Di"

tl; dr.

Did any one read the headline as "Not only do some say Princess Di had butt sex regularly, he also got to see the Queen naked. Lucky" besides me.

//obligatory

Although unlikely, I'm hoping for his sake it was Queen Elizabeth circa her mid twenties.

James Hewitt, Lady Di's indiscretion.



Their little indiscretion.

Look at Charles and his siblings. Liz got around after she found out her consort was banging Princess Alexandra.

Given that this is a Daily Mail article, will they be producing a high-tech diagram of the event courtesy of MS Paint?

Holy fark! Jenkins was a stud!

LUCKEEEE!!! GOSH!!

The woman's been dead for almost 11 years. Who still cares about who she did?

subby: he also got to see the Queen naked.

God save the queen MY EYES!

Isn't that high treason?

Gyrfalcon: PC LOAD LETTER: She was a totally hot MILF. I don't blame him.

Princess Diana? Or Queen Elizabeth?

Frankly, seeing Her Majesty naked would not be...majestic. Probably even Prince Philip has trouble with that one.

I'd rather see Brenda naked than Camilla

How does royalty still exist in the 21st century?

Because we see who Republics keep voting in as presidents and then a monarchy doesn't seem so bad.

goblues: How does royalty still exist in the 21st century?

Tourist attraction.

Oh Yeah?!...Well...Bush does three ways with Condoleezza Rice and Dick Cheney! Take that Royal Family! In your face! America Rules!

Samsaran: Hey I had sex with Princess Di after I met her at the Airport Hilton bar in San Diego in 1981.

Prove I didn't. You know Prince William does look like me, and male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother's side.

that sure is a long, scholarly and somewhat pedantic post

FTA: The extraordinary allegations were made to a Sunday newspaper, in return for a fee, by the former royal butler's brother-in-law Ron Cosgrove.
He said Mr Cosgrove had invented them out of 'vengeance' after he had refused to give him money. But his brother-in-law insisted he had told the truth...

If he'd told his story without demanding a fee, it might have just an ounce of credibility. As it reads here though, it seems like a poor attempt at blackmail.

BUTTLERSECKS?

I heard the same story about her coroner.

Butler-sechs? It's more prevalent than you think.

Most guys think about baseball, he'll end up thinking about the queen naked. Poor bastard.

muckin refarkable
Most guys think about baseball, he'll end up thinking about the queen naked. Poor bastard.

I wouldn't go that far. A naked Queen is still preferable to baseball.

Nearly 10 years ago, I accidentally walked into the bathroom as my then-gf's grandmother was getting into the shower.

To this day that image is burned into my brain and I can recall it immediately in appallingly vivid detail.

technicolor-misfit: Nearly 10 years ago, I accidentally walked into the bathroom as my then-gf's grandmother was getting into the shower.

To this day that image is burned into my brain and I can recall it immediately in appallingly vivid detail.

Makes you wonder: is that how your girlfriend would've looked further down the road?

limeyfellow: muckin refarkable
Most guys think about baseball, he'll end up thinking about the queen naked. Poor bastard.

I wouldn't go that far. A naked Queen is still preferable to baseball.

Just not your naked queen. Could've been worse though. If it had been Victoria he would have wanted to chew out his own eyeballs.

The first time I heard of Princess Diana, she was freshly deceased. I'm 25 so I'll let farkers who care figure out how old I was. I don't really remember.

Since then, she's been in the news constantly. I know more about her than several of my own family members. All of it coming to my attention through the daily "news."

In other words, Diana has made more news dead than alive.

I'm sure there's quite a few places in Kensington/West End to see a naked Queen.

Not another story about them. . . and the butler is gay.


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Regnad Kcin: I heard the same story about her coroner.

OK, that is just wrong on so many levels.

And I always thought Paul Burrell was gay

Then again Di did look like a man

Giggity.