Need pics to decide whether I'll wait around after #4 is gone.

Someone should tell her she doesn't really have to wait until she's married...

I can't even think of something snarky to say. Sucks to be her, I guess, but she must be the most oblivious person on the planet to get sucked into this many terrible relationships.

At least they're not abusive?

Sis?

Please, for the love of the FSM, let her be sterile. I sure would hate for kids to be involved in her farked up life.

dj_bigbird: Please, for the love of the FSM, let her be sterile. I sure would hate for kids to be involved in her farked up life.

FTFA:
Alison, who was eight months pregnant, turned to close friend and ex-boyfriend Daniel Innes, 18, for comfort - and he stepped in to marry her.

I think that's a no.

There is something wrong with that woman, not EVERY guy on earth is an asshole, they just flock to her.

submitter: She's only 24

HO
LEE
SHIAT

One can only wonder what the common denominator in all her failed relationships is.

My neighbor is in her mid-20s, divorced her unemployed husband who did minimum wage jobs when he did work and lived with his parents in another state. She's got her house up for sale in a market flooded with new houses that's been for sale for over six months. She works two jobs and is going to school for her master's.

She stopped in this afternoon to borrow my scanner. She wanted to digitize some photos for a dating site. I asked her why bother, want to go out to dinner? She said I was too old (52). She suggested I go to church to meet women. I don't know why. It's obviously not helping her find real men.

/Guess she's not desperate enough yet for lower expectations.

AirForceVet: My neighbor is in her mid-20s, divorced her unemployed husband who did minimum wage jobs when he did work and lived with his parents in another state. She's got her house up for sale in a market flooded with new houses that's been for sale for over six months. She works two jobs and is going to school for her master's.

She stopped in this afternoon to borrow my scanner. She wanted to digitize some photos for a dating site. I asked her why bother, want to go out to dinner? She said I was too old (52). She suggested I go to church to meet women. I don't know why. It's obviously not helping her find real men.

/Guess she's not desperate enough yet for lower expectations.

Hook a brother up.

The Invisible Sky Wizard: One can only wonder what the common denominator in all her failed relationships is.

Poor decision making skills?

AirForceVet: The Invisible Sky Wizard: One can only wonder what the common denominator in all her failed relationships is.

Poor decision making skills?

Severe self esteem issues and the inability to be alone. Someone must have told her that she's too old for dating and should settle down.

This is up there with people having kids to save their marriage.

Did she ever stop and think that she might be the problem?

There is one common factor in all your failed relationships.

YOU.


(i know that's on a Demotivator poster somewhere, but can't find it)

"was walked down the aisle by her first husband George Greenhowe, who is now married to her mum Pat, 49."

Umm...that seems like it would be a bit awkward.

Goopotato: Need pics to decide whether I'll wait around after #4 is gone.

Ask and you will wish you hadn't.

If only she had managed to lose her dog and truck; she could be living the perfect country song.

No, in all seriousness, this poor girl is a loser magnet and desperately needs to get some therapy before she marries again.

I retract that: she's a loser electromagnet. Turned waaay up.

Ah, men. Some girls will just never learn.

Is that her in the photo at the bottom?



do not want

Maybe it's time to bat from the other side of the plate.

Looking for happiness in all the wrong people...

/mirror
//use it

He's still stepping out on her. The stupid bimbo will be married and divorced at least 8 more times before she is 40.

She needs help from a highly trained professional.

Call in Steve Wilkos.

Isn't this a repeat? If it isn't, that means there are TWO of these women in the world...and one is sure as hell more than enough.

And tell me again why gays and lesbians are so eager to marry? Haven't they already suffered enough?

desperate much? she should chill out on searching for a man, you only find good ones when you're not looking.

Mayah: Ah, men. Some girls will just never learn.

Women can be just as bad...

Tr0mBoNe: AirForceVet: The Invisible Sky Wizard: One can only wonder what the common denominator in all her failed relationships is.

Poor decision making skills?

Severe self esteem issues and the inability to be alone. Someone must have told her that she's too old for dating and should settle down.

This is up there with people having kids to save their marriage.

That is a symptom, her father never showed her any love, or it was bad potty training.

/mommy or daddy or potty.

Needs pic of kid with square wheel on tryke.

She gets one whole episode of Jerry Springer!

So does she do anal or what?

I was picturing something like this, but with less teeth!

DejaVoo: desperate much? she should chill out on searching for a man, you only find good ones when you're not looking.

Like when you kickban them from an IRC porn swapping channel.

"Charity shop volunteer Alison and former fruit-packer Alex, 27, wed in a humanist ceremony at Arbroath Registry Office on April 18."

Well, we know how this one's gonna end.

I swear I read this story on here a month or two ago.

Or maybe it's just a glitch in the matrix.

/probably the first choice.

Holy cow...

meatRocket: That is a symptom, her father never showed her any love, or it was bad potty training.

/mommy or daddy or potty.

Or they didn't make her give a toothy smile before they had the wedding planned?

\low hanging fruit & all...

Calvin Coolidge: Is that her in the photo at the bottom?



do not want

Oh dear ugly...

Why would you tell this to the news?

Alright, what is her Fark ID?

looking for marriage is just dumb, it doesn't guarantee love, it's just ownership...work, get independent and what ever comes along whoopie.

Suddenly I don't feel so bad for failing only one marriage after 22 years.

Man, I'm glad I'm not related to this poor young woman. What do you bet she fills out a fresh bridal registry each time? "What do you mean you're not getting me a wedding present, Auntie? You gave me something the LAST three times I got married!"

fullmooney: "was walked down the aisle by her first husband George Greenhowe, who is now married to her mum Pat, 49."

Umm...that seems like it would be a bit awkward.

Thissity this-this.

onecoolshe: looking for marriage is just dumb, it doesn't guarantee love, it's just ownership...work, get independent and what ever comes along whoopie.

It sure doesn't guarantee love, but it guarantees your significant other being able to make medical decisions for you if you're incapacitated; your SO being able to collect more easily on your health insurance; you and your SO being able to adopt...

The gays want to be able to marry for a reason, ya know.

I knew I had read this before.
It has been a couple months ago though.
Link (new window)

So I'm guessing Jerry Springer can dedicate a few shows just to her, huh?

mom?

I'm Alex the 4th I am,
Alex the 4th I am I am.
I got married to the women next door,
She's been married three times before...