Good to see that $500 Wacom and four years of art school didn't go to waste.

The disorientated driver was thrown clear of his 4x4 as it somersaulted down the steep cliff and smashed into pieces.

The Mail is there.

And the dog was found up at the top of the cliff. At the top of the 80ft sheer drop? Sounds like the dog knew what was going on and bailed before they went over the cliff. Smart puppy!

The Invisible Sky Wizard: Good to see that $500 Wacom and four years of art school didn't go to waste.

That, combined with said image, has made me shoot bourbon out my nose.

Was that reported by John Madden?

I can't even see the 4 bricks let alone the crub. Terrible MS Paint jorb.

They should have avoided following that HUGE RED LINE AND ARROW, obviously.

TA-DA!!

skinink: Was that reported by John Madden?

winnar!

So the cliff is a half mile from the nearest road, and the guy drove through 2 fields and a fence to go over it... and they don't think there's anything suspicious about that?

I would hope the hospital is not as clueless as the police dept. and called for a psych eval.

skinink: Was that reported by John Madden?

The car sailed ober the cliff and BOOM! hit right here. this guy is going on the horse trailer!

The wreckage isn't on a beach. The arrow shows the car ending up on a beach.

If he had been paying attention, he would have gotten to the end. Travis Pastrana could have made it all the way to the bottom.

GizmoToy: I would hope the hospital is not as clueless as the police dept. and called for a psych eval.

or a breathalyzer. could be suicide. could be he was drunk. or fell asleep at the wheel. must done it overnight, then the boat heard his cries when they woke in the morning.

ta-da! trifecta in play?

Wait was He or the Dog driving?

That's some damn fine reporting there, Lou

EnderX: Wait was He or the Dog driving?

Apparently neiter, the Rottweiler next door could drive better than that moran...

Was this the kid from Family Circus?

This just in:

The dog was named Thelma...

Batewoman: That's some damn fine reporting there, Lou

awesomely done.

neeners: The disorientated driver was thrown clear of his 4x4 as it somersaulted down the steep cliff and smashed into pieces.

The Mail is there.

They are well-representated.

Punxsutawny Phil wanted for questioning

skinink: Was that reported by John Madden?

"BOOM" "BAM" "CRASH"

Well, no wonder he drove off the cliff. That big red arrow probably forced him off the road.

Batewoman, the detail you added really creates a chilling image of what happened.

/is that dog smiling?

The wreckage of the man's car. Miraculously he survived with just two broken legs. His only passenger, the man's pet dog, also escaped unhurt

Two broken legs, and it didn't hurt? Wonder if this is somehow connected to driving a half mile off the road and over a cliff before noticing...

theeEarwax: Batewoman, the detail you added really creates a chilling image of what happened.

/is that dog smiling?

Indeed, he is very pleased at having outwitted his owner.

Roho: The wreckage of the man's car. Miraculously he survived with just two broken legs. His only passenger, the man's pet dog, also escaped unhurt
Two broken legs, and it didn't hurt? Wonder if this is somehow connected to driving a half mile off the road and over a cliff before noticing...

A well placed comma would do wonders for that sentence.

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/is not impressed

snowmayne: aaaassss

youuuuuu

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Did I miss a joke here?

"Lets see that again....."

Batewoman: theeEarwax: Batewoman, the detail you added really creates a chilling image of what happened.

/is that dog smiling?

Indeed, he is very pleased at having outwitted his owner.

tennis!

SlothB77: or a breathalyzer. could be suicide. could be he was drunk. or fell asleep at the wheel. must done it overnight, then the boat heard his cries when they woke in the morning.

Probably was down there long enough for his BAC to go down dramatically.

sorry, but this has got to be teh funnahest thing I have ever seen put out by a 'real' news source. WTF is up with that red line?

Batewoman

You forgot to add two black triangles masquerading as sharks in the water next to the boat.

Otherwise - you're hired.

darth_shatner: Batewoman

You forgot to add two black triangles masquerading as sharks in the water next to the boat.

Otherwise - you're hired.

I figured the loch ness monster would have eaten them.

matt120784: snowmayne: aaaassss

youuuuuu

wiiiiiissssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Did I miss a joke here?

Lighten up, Buttercup.

Helluva ad for Vauxhall, yes? Suppose that will help the large vehicle lobby?

/wishes people that dumb had to drive cracker box toys, then they wouldn't make it
//good doggy
/// 1proudneocon gets a tube for Toonces

HAHA AIRbrakes HAHA

He's only mostly dead.

The wreckage of the man's car. Miraculously he survived with just two broken legs.

A car crash and two broken legs is now a miraculous act of God. Praise the Lord.

Also; The phrase "just two broken legs" seems to iomply that if the miracle hadn't occured, the man could have broken 3 or 4 legs.

Also; the dog was uninjured, so God loves him more.

How did the car start it's fall from say, 20-25 feet in the air?

Photograph of the driver


"The driver claimed that "his brain hurt", and made no mention of the two broken legs".

From the article: The cliff edge at Chapman's Pool is about half a mile from the nearest road.

also from the article: "At this stage we are treating it as a road traffic collision. There is nothing suspicious about it."

What?

Either the guy had a seizure and lost consciousnesses or it was a suicide attempt.

Was the article written by a ten-year-old?

Holy moly.

UnderMyThumb221: From the article: The cliff edge at Chapman's Pool is about half a mile from the nearest road.

also from the article: "At this stage we are treating it as a road traffic collision. There is nothing suspicious about it."

What?

Either the guy had a seizure and lost consciousnesses or it was a suicide attempt.

"At that point I noticed the bloke carrying the tactical nuclear missile was the chief constable for the area."

Batewoman: That's some damn fine reporting there, Lou

LOL!