Wow. That was pitiful.

It's not news, it's Canada.com

But everytime the father hears the song "Lola", well ...

suck it, Web2.0tards

Meanwhile in Sudan...

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO-DO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO-DO!

The New York Post figured this out years ago.

/DRTFA

Wow, this is a really farking stupid article. I mean, these are nice people obviously, and the purely inane and tepid article have made me hate them. I want to murder this family.

/me is laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of his own statements
//me knows its not funny to laugh at oneself

If you want articles with almost no worthwhile content, try reading anything by Micheal Coren. Sunmedia gives him almost half a page every saturday to let him vent his spleen on how we're all sinners and deserve to be stoned to death.

While Money for Nothing makes them clean, "Like a Virgin" makes her give daddy a blowjob.

/Pavlov FTW

I smell lysol and see camera open mouth syndrome...

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 at 5:45 PM The day the green light apparently was left on unattended............The Terrorists have won.

Hmm, sure makes me glad that Internet news is free.

McNeil wrote in her entry to our Father's Day contest, telling us about the song that most reminded her of her dad.

Dear Lord. Can you imagine how boring and pointless all the losing entries must have been?!?

Every time I hear "Money for Nothing", I realize I hate whatever job I'm currently doing.

What the fark was that?

Huh? Newspapers publish a lot of non-news stories (see Features, Sports, movie reviews, etc.).

Especially on, say, Father's Day, when they might, oh, I don't know, maybe run a column about a father's influence?

Subby's an idiot.

KNW: If you want articles with almost no worthwhile content, try reading anything by Micheal Coren. Sunmedia gives him almost half a page every saturday to let him vent his spleen on how we're all sinners and deserve to be stoned to death.

The best part is how he's railing on sexual immorality in that column, and there's an ad for the "Sun Girls" down in the corner of the page.

submitter: Newspapers have finally figured out they don't actually need news in order to publish articles

And thanks to Fark, they'll notice that this story got at least 1,400 clicks more than usual, and will try to run more like it.

That was about the time that civilization ended as we knew it.

When the article first popped up on the browser I did a double-take.

I misread the headline as: "Dad gets his dicks for free."

If only someone would write a book about this
/wait

KNW: If you want articles with almost no worthwhile content, try reading anything by Micheal Coren. Sunmedia gives him almost half a page every saturday to let him vent his spleen on how we're all sinners and deserve to be stoned to death.

What a mongoloid. What's his Fark handle?

Link
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First-hand accounts of why print is dead.

tarheel07: Hmm, sure makes me glad that Internet news is free.

Which is why I no longer subscribe to the local fishwrap and pick my other periodicals very carefully.

Forget the enviro consequences.

Does everybody else shrink a bit when you see a local tag come up?

Er Subby, it's called a column, and I'm sure newspapers have been running them for a century or so now.

Y'see, thanks to high-tech transportation and communication the world actually has gotten smaller, so there's correspondingly less to report.

Submitter has finally figured out what newspapers figured out years ago.

/not submitter

There is no TV in that room.

the real story they dont tell ya is what he does with that feather duster later on when the kids are all asleep.

KNW: If you want articles with almost no worthwhile content, try reading anything by Micheal Coren. Sunmedia gives him almost half a page every saturday to let him vent his spleen on how we're all sinners and deserve to be stoned to death.

I deserve to be stoned.

CreepyBasementGuy
There is no TV in that room.

there's also no microwave ovens, or custom kitchen deliveries, or refrigerators.

CreepyBasementGuy
There is no TV in that room.

That ain't workin.

MadAzza: Huh? Newspapers publish a lot of non-news stories (see Features, Sports, movie reviews, etc.).

Especially on, say, Father's Day, when they might, oh, I don't know, maybe run a column about a father's influence?

Subby's an idiot.

NOooooooo.... I'm thinking... you are the idiot.

This article is a complete waste of time.

thank you subby.
that article was only worthwhile for the "M.F.N." and Dire Straits references. cool.

it's like the end of the tv news .. they always end on a non-news story so why be upset when the print media do the same ?

I'm speechless.

The Invisible Sky Wizard:
What a mongoloid. What's his Fark handle?

If I were a betting man, I'd put my Canadian Tire Money on either Tetuma or Bevets

KNW

lol

KNW: If you want articles with almost no worthwhile content, try reading anything by Micheal Coren. Sunmedia gives him almost half a page every saturday to let him vent his spleen on how we're all sinners and deserve to be stoned to death.

Holy shiat that guys a dick.

//yawn.

maybe they can report about how the trees are going to kill everyone, like they do in the movie The Happening.

chitownmike
If only someone would write a book about this
/wait

I see what you did there...

/you win
//posting from BlackBerry; wonder if I screwed anything up

Wait, so substance isn't necessary to qualify as journalism? Has anybody else taken advantage of this knowledge?


Oh, yeah, I forgot...

i came for comments about the picture included in article.
i'm staying to see if Third_Uncle_Eno makes replies to any more posts with lyrics from the song

chitownmike: If only someone would write a book about this

/QFT

EyeballKid: Wait, so substance isn't necessary to qualify as journalism? Has anybody else taken advantage of this knowledge?


Oh, yeah, I forgot...

I don't care what anybody else thinks, that woman is farkin butt ugly. I would sooner fark Dan Rather.

Approves

//obscure?

Oops. I was trying post this pic:



Approves

/obscure?