Looks like subby is reading an awful lot of "contactmusic" today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh well, my wife would clean me out if I left her for Sara Evans so I guess this is a good thing.

I would absolutely do unnatural things to Sarah Evans.

No lie.

Country Bumpkins? I'll take a Country Bumpkin over a City Basement Dweller any day.

Marriage hasn't exactly meant she's off the market in the past.

The Posh Spice of country music?

/first impression from the pics
//never heard of her

jaylectricity: Looks like subby is reading an awful lot of "contactmusic" today.

Looks to me like contactmusic is spending their ad budget today.

It's funny, really. Everywhere else in the world, her new husband is "radio host" Jay Barker, but here in Alabama, he's known as "Quarterback of the 1991 National College Football Champion Alabama Crimson Tide" Jay Barker.

Goopotato: The Posh Spice of country music?

except for the emaciated look.

She may be off the market but not off of my laptop.

GaryPDX:Country Bumpkins? I'll take a Country Bumpkin over a City Basement Dweller any day.

Your loss.

TheTco

Your loss.

I'll take some of that loss!

/doesn't matter where women are from as long as they're hot!

Married after four months of dating? I'm guessing she won't be off the market for long. Then we'll hear about how this guy was _____ and he was also ______ the _____ while Sara was _______.

Seriously, this chick and Denise Richards should shack up.

/mad libs it yourself.

Those pics from TFA make her like a Lawn Guyland girl trying to blend in in Branson. Horrible.

/resumes drooling over alison krauss

FTFA: 'Evans has three children from her marriage to Craig Schelske, which ended last year (07), and Barker has four kids from previous relationships.'

WTF does the writer mean by 'previous relationships'?

It isn't "previous relationships," bad writer. Just one divorce for Jay.

I know exactly who she (he?) is.

Hope there was a prenup.

Who?

She'll be divorced soon enough... Heads or Tails? You flip. But, over 50% of marriages today end in divorce.

I would put suds in her bucket.

Farkingwhatever: She'll be divorced soon enough... Heads or Tails? You flip. But, over 50% of marriages today end in divorce.

And 126% of country music marriages end in divorce.

Damn you Jay Barker. She is hot. much hotter in person too.

Who?

/Your wife is hot

Folderol: I would absolutely do unnatural things to Sara Evans.

No lie.

Seconded.

/Gretchen Wilson too.
//She'd probably be into it though.
///all the better

Most country bumpkins are listening to rap these days.
Just drive by any Piggly Wiggly parking lot on a Saturday night and see for yourself.
Rap is douche bait.