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(Contact Music) Sad Sorry, country bumpkins, but Sara Evans is officially off the market   (contactmusic.com) divider line 26
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jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:39:07 PM  
Looks like subby is reading an awful lot of "contactmusic" today.

 
HeadbangerSmurf [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:39:39 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh well, my wife would clean me out if I left her for Sara Evans so I guess this is a good thing.

 
Folderol [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 12:55:35 PM  
I would absolutely do unnatural things to Sarah Evans.

No lie.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:01:06 PM  
Country Bumpkins? I'll take a Country Bumpkin over a City Basement Dweller any day.

 
Lord of Allusions [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 01:24:36 PM  
Marriage hasn't exactly meant she's off the market in the past.

 
Goopotato 2008-06-15 01:33:49 PM  
The Posh Spice of country music?

/first impression from the pics
//never heard of her

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 03:12:18 PM  
jaylectricity: Looks like subby is reading an awful lot of "contactmusic" today.

Looks to me like contactmusic is spending their ad budget today.

 
zpb52 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 04:12:38 PM  
It's funny, really. Everywhere else in the world, her new husband is "radio host" Jay Barker, but here in Alabama, he's known as "Quarterback of the 1991 National College Football Champion Alabama Crimson Tide" Jay Barker.

 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 04:50:26 PM  
Goopotato: The Posh Spice of country music?

except for the emaciated look.

entimg.msn.com

waywardtraveler.net

 
thesharkman 2008-06-15 05:01:28 PM  
She may be off the market but not off of my laptop.

 
TheTco 2008-06-15 05:26:43 PM  
GaryPDX:Country Bumpkins? I'll take a Country Bumpkin over a City Basement Dweller any day.

Your loss.

 
markiedog 2008-06-15 06:05:19 PM  
TheTco

Your loss.

I'll take some of that loss!

/doesn't matter where women are from as long as they're hot!

 
Whatthefark 2008-06-15 06:23:48 PM  
Married after four months of dating? I'm guessing she won't be off the market for long. Then we'll hear about how this guy was _____ and he was also ______ the _____ while Sara was _______.

Seriously, this chick and Denise Richards should shack up.

/mad libs it yourself.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 06:43:19 PM  
Those pics from TFA make her like a Lawn Guyland girl trying to blend in in Branson. Horrible.

/resumes drooling over alison krauss

 
mfaby 2008-06-15 07:58:19 PM  
FTFA: 'Evans has three children from her marriage to Craig Schelske, which ended last year (07), and Barker has four kids from previous relationships.'

WTF does the writer mean by 'previous relationships'?

 
Sally77 2008-06-15 09:29:34 PM  
It isn't "previous relationships," bad writer. Just one divorce for Jay.

 
Usernameaboutnothing 2008-06-15 11:57:58 PM  
I know exactly who she (he?) is.

 
angrygrizzly 2008-06-16 12:08:58 AM  
www.newchatter.com

Hope there was a prenup.

 
evilboyevil 2008-06-16 12:54:06 AM  
Who?

 
Farkingwhatever 2008-06-16 04:02:36 AM  
She'll be divorced soon enough... Heads or Tails? You flip. But, over 50% of marriages today end in divorce.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-06-16 09:49:55 AM  
I would put suds in her bucket.

 
InmanRoshi 2008-06-16 10:34:35 AM  
Farkingwhatever: She'll be divorced soon enough... Heads or Tails? You flip. But, over 50% of marriages today end in divorce.

And 126% of country music marriages end in divorce.

 
ponytd 2008-06-16 11:21:02 AM  
Damn you Jay Barker. She is hot. much hotter in person too.

 
FileUnderCS 2008-06-16 03:24:41 PM  
Who?

/Your wife is hot

 
Third Day Mark 2008-06-16 07:05:52 PM  
Folderol: I would absolutely do unnatural things to Sara Evans.

No lie.


Seconded.

/Gretchen Wilson too.
//She'd probably be into it though.
///all the better

 
PYROY 2008-06-17 04:13:30 PM  
Most country bumpkins are listening to rap these days.
Just drive by any Piggly Wiggly parking lot on a Saturday night and see for yourself.
Rap is douche bait.

 
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