That's what I want when having a drawing permanently applied to my body: a guy who has been awake 24 hours.

I wonder if he did one of those unique, edgy and cool tribal armbands.

I'm sorry, I just don't "get" tats and body mods. In my day the only people who had tats were military types and prison biatches. The only males that had metal in the face were some stripe of pervs or female whores. I realize that my views are somewhat dated, but it's hard to shake the idea of farking up God's perfect creation with "artwork." The only jewelry a man should wear is a watch and a wedding band if married. A woman may wear pierced earrings, one on each ear. Anything else says attention whore to me. OK, let me get my popcorn and wait to be flamed.

JoeBagadonutz: I'm sorry, I just don't "get" tats and body mods. In my day the only people who had tats were military types and prison biatches. The only males that had metal in the face were some stripe of pervs or female whores. I realize that my views are somewhat dated, but it's hard to shake the idea of farking up God's perfect creation with "artwork." The only jewelry a man should wear is a watch and a wedding band if married. A woman may wear pierced earrings, one on each ear. Anything else says attention whore to me. OK, let me get my popcorn and wait to be flamed.

I was with you until you mentioned "God's perfect creation"

JoeBagadonutz: but it's hard to shake the idea of farking up God's perfect creation with "artwork."

SOMEBODY is sure full of themselves this morning.

Dr.Knockboots: I was with you until

You were a complete blast at the last Tampa Fark party. I hope to see you on July 12. I can't help trolling a little bit. But just so you know, if I had a foreskin, it would be pierced.

Dr.Knockboots: I was with you until you mentioned "God's perfect creation"

Then change "God" to "Nature" and get over yourself. The intent is the same regardless of personal belief.

FTFA:

Sarah Hooper, 24, who got her seventh number 13 tattoo, is so obsessed with the number 13 that she tries to stop the gas pump at $13.13.

And you know who else liked to tattoo numbers on people?

FTFA: Sarah Hooper, 24, who got her seventh number 13 tattoo, is so obsessed with the number 13 that she tries to stop the gas pump at $13.13.

She said: "It's something to do on the 13th."

Please don't breed. It's a vagina, not a clown car.

My aunt made the mistake of getting tattoos on her hands, and now she has to cover them for her job. As such: do whatever you want to your body, but make sure it's easily covered.

RocketRod: Dr.Knockboots: I was with you until you mentioned "God's perfect creation"

Then change "God" to "Nature" and get over yourself. The intent is the same regardless of personal belief.

FTFA:
Sarah Hooper, 24, who got her seventh number 13 tattoo, is so obsessed with the number 13 that she tries to stop the gas pump at $13.13.
And you know who else liked to tattoo numbers on people?

So I'm guessing she's one of those people who is running out of gas all the time, because she is now only buying three gallons per purchase?

THE TERM IS BARISTA!

You know who else liked tattoos?

/Warp speed, Beelzebub!

T.M.S.: That's what I want when having a drawing permanently applied to my body: a guy who has been awake 24 hours.

I'm thinking most every tattoo artist, in any shop anywhere, has probably been up for at least 24 hours.

/Meth - it does a body good.

Well, if you have a face full of metal you will have more edges than a person without, so perhaps 'edgy' is kinda correct....just not in the way you want it to be.

Getting a tat is such a very original and highly radical thing to do now.

Only a rare and select few are cutting edge enough to even pontificate getting one much less actually go through with it.

That oh so seldom occasion when I ever do encounter someone who has one I am rendered speechless and dumbfounded by the awesome spectacle of supreme originality and profound coolness of it.

...yawn....

I've never cared much for tattoos myself, but to each his own.

However, once bored middle-aged housewives with three children start getting tattos to "express themselves to the world", it's so far past the point of "edgy/unique" it's ridiculous.

I've always considered getting a tattoo, but never made up my mind as to what to get. I can't think of anything I might not regret later in life.

Has anyone got a tattoo of a tattoo artist drawing a tattoo?
/Beavis and Butthead type question

JoeBagadonutz: I'm sorry, I just don't "get" tats and body mods. In my day the only people who had tats were military types and prison biatches. The only males that had metal in the face were some stripe of pervs or female whores. I realize that my views are somewhat dated, but it's hard to shake the idea of farking up God's perfect creation with "artwork." The only jewelry a man should wear is a watch and a wedding band if married. A woman may wear pierced earrings, one on each ear. Anything else says attention whore to me. OK, let me get my popcorn and wait to be flamed.

That was a luxury... back in my day if we were late for dinner we would have to get shards of glass coated in poison pierced through our eyelids, uphill in the snow! both ways! and we liked it!

/sorry

I think the most punk thing to do these days is just leave your body alone.

Kazuya: Has anyone got a tattoo of a tattoo artist drawing a tattoo?
/Beavis and Butthead type question

I did...but it was a rub-on

Dr.Knockboots: I was with you until you mentioned "God's perfect creation"

Just because he screwed up the rest of you does not detract from my stunning physical perfection.

okami36: God's perfect creation?

Sweet merciful Christ that lump of flesh sickens me...



Ahhhh...

CygnusDarius: okami36: God's perfect creation?

Sweet merciful Christ that lump of flesh sickens me...

Ahhhh...

Your contribution is far, far easier on the eyes. Thank you.

craigdamage: Getting a tat is such a very original and highly radical thing to do now.

Only a rare and select few are cutting edge enough to even pontificate getting one much less actually go through with it.

That oh so seldom occasion when I ever do encounter someone who has one I am rendered speechless and dumbfounded by the awesome spectacle of supreme originality and profound coolness of it.

...yawn....

You have said what I feel in such a simple, sarcastic and eloquent way that I will have to use this as my standard response to tats from now on.

serial. Thanks for your wordsmithing.

No, the way to prove you're "edgy" and "different" is to snark-off on fark, man.

Christ, you lot are dorks

Considering Oliver Peck is Kat von D.'s ex-husband, and she was the former record holder of this particular record (and probably a better artist to begin with), I can't help but think this was a case of trying to one up the ex.

CygnusDarius:

Who is that???? Really really want!!!

Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

I don't want an artist fueled by a need to do so many tattoos in an hour, because he'd probably not do his best work.
And if something is going to last forever, it damn well better be pretty.

I know if I was going to get something permanently inked on my body, I'd go to the guy who's doing 17 an hour for a full day.

jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

That is not sexy at all. I associate tatoos with white trash

tarmon: THE TERM IS BARISTA!

What does the ruler of Ecuador have to do with anything?

jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

interesting read, the pics though....
those aren't hot tattoos.

jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

Wow, I don't think it's possible to be trashier than that...

With all of the tattoo hate comments, you'd get the impression Fark was made up of stuffy old people with huge sticks in their asses. Rejoice in your undecorated selves and appreciate the fact that not everyone is like you.

DubyaHater: jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

That is not sexy at all. I associate tatoos with white trash

How about poor spelling? I think the word you were attempting to spell was "tattoo."

I associate poor spelling with white trash.

how intricate does the tat have to be in order for it to count?
Like what if you could find 1000 people to have a 2cm line tat'd on them?
Would that count?

"A spokesman for mister Villechaize told the Post this morning that the actor is recovering from his ordeal at St. Mary's hospital where he is listed as being in stable condition. No word yet on any pending legal action."

Lizzabette: Word. I'm surprised the person who wrote the article didn't mention this.

jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)


Mom?

forestwalker: DubyaHater: jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

That is not sexy at all. I associate tatoos with white trash

How about poor spelling? I think the word you were attempting to spell was "tattoo."

I associate poor spelling with white trash.

Zing!

I have many tattoos and this reminds me of a sign/bumper sticker found in many shops...

The difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people (aside from the obvious) is that tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.


Actually quite a valid point. I've never ridiculed, mocked, or looked down on anybody for not being tattooed. Why should the reverse not apply?

In other words:
It's my body, not yours, Fark off and goodnight.

/Yes I still like them all

jrshull: Hottest tattoos on a naked chick, ever. (pops) (NSFW)

The "artist" spelled "slut" wrong...

//and those are some bad boobie-jobs scars she's a-sportin'...

Tats suit some people, and for some people they look like shiat.

I know some Filipina girls with tats on their arms and backs, that look hot on them. Or the Betty Paige pin up wannabees, You know the black hair and the vampire pallor, they are a dime a dozen, but sexy as hell for my own personal tastes.

But there are also women with beautiful, unblemished skin, and they are amazing too look at as well.

but a pimply faced chick with a bad dye job wings on her back and a flower between her tits, crusty from a three day no shower binge, is not edgy, or original, just a run of the mill skank, and they are more than a dime a dozen.

Hygiene is important. Your tattoo might be sexy, but if your bo smells like week old taint, no in is getting near you and your razor burned cooch.

/girlfriend has tats, and always smells good

There reason we don't want to look at or hire your tat and ring covered face isn't because we're afraid of your non-conforming 'coreness, but because you are butt f'in ugly.

NewsFlash: The difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people (aside from the obvious) is that tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.

Actually, I'm not aware of anyone who really gives a fat rat's ass whether you're tattooed or not. There is no anti-tattoo conspiracy, at least in these parts. Just that when the subject comes up, non-tattooed people are free to say, "Yep, those things are ugly." It is fark, after all.

Heh..kinda funny that Oliver Peck (Kat Von D's ex-hubby) broke Kat's world record.

/why do I even know shiat like that?