I submitted a considerably less funny headline

good job subby

All donkey jokes aside, holy fark $2.50 gas!

Burrito goes where?

Donkey show!!! Not even on the top of the list.
Goose show is where its at.
/not that proud of it
//yet oddly enough, worth every penny.
///slashies make me taller.

Dr. Kelso approves.

Pics or it doesn't happen.

submitter: stay for that show with the donkey

Hey, Farko, we like to call it inter-species erotica

Meanwhile back in Mexico:

Link (new window)

Mexicans want to know where oil money has gone
An expected bonanza for Mexico's state-run oil company hasn't happened, and conspiracy theories are rampant.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

MEXICO CITY - Where did all the oil money go?

"Mexico, many here believed, would be swimming in petrodollars by now thanks to record global oil prices that are nearly double what they were a year ago. Some experts pegged the potential windfall for Mexico at more than $20 billion this year if prices stay high.

But the Mexican government announced last month that not only was there no surplus oil money, but that Pemex, Mexico's nationalized oil company, had actually lost nearly $1 billion in the year's first three months."

Gas is cheaper in Mexico because of a government subsidy intended to keep inflationary forces in check.

It's too bad there are no mexicans left in mexico to but the gas.

Whatthefark: submitter: stay for that show with the donkey

Hey, Farko, we like to call it inter-species erotica

Fark. Where we put the OOOOOOOO! back in Zoo.

i love TJ.

My status bar button read "News from The Ass..."

Ron Paul Revere
Come for the cheap gas, stay for come during that show with the donkey, leave and drive for your farking life before a drug cartel hitman on a motorbike kills you and everyone you love.

Did anyone notice :
"...said Patrick Garcia, a drama teacher at an elementary school in San Diego who lives in Tijuana."

--WTF?, -- WTF??, --WTF???

I work part time as a fluffer at a donkey show, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Ron Paul Revere: Mr. Potatoass: I work part time as a fluffer at a donkey show, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

I'm tempted to sponsor you for TotalFark so you could bring your brand of humor to the community. TFer agreement on this?

Seconded.

At first, you feel sorry for the girl. Then after a while you start feeling sorry for the donkey.

Mr. Potatoass: I work part time as a fluffer at a donkey show, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

your life resembles my resume.

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=823490101

For getting in touch with your man to donkey side.

Ron Paul Revere: retarded: Seconded.

One more TFer and I'll do it.

A donkey?

Thirded.

Jersey?

/EAT PU$$Y

Has anyone been to TJ lately? Used to be fireworks and cheap booze - now it's pharmacies filled with cheap pills. I saw an Amish family there buying pills a couple years ago.
So these Mexican people are coming to the US to get work, and we're going to Mexico to buy cheap gas and pills.
And the president is and oil man and his sidekicks are pharmaceutical cronies.
What the fark is oging on here?

Ron Paul Revere: Mr. Potatoass: I work part time as a fluffer at a donkey show, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

I'm tempted to sponsor you for TotalFark so you could bring your brand of humor to the community. TFer agreement on this?

Wow. Just checked back into this thread....and this.

Thanks! Much appreciated!

FTA: "Gas is cheaper in Mexico because of a government subsidy intended to keep inflationary forces in check."

So gas isn't really cheaper, you just pay part of it to the tax man.

Kelly can be a boy's name.

mesohorny>

Came for the Clerks II reference, did NOT leave disappointed.

drtfa
but ive been considering going across to fill up, the border is so close i could walk, however that would be defeating the purpose, anyway yesterday someone told me that there tank took about 60 bucks to fill up on this side and only 30 bucks over there.

/mexicali is fun.

I wonder how much they'd let you haul back?

hasty ambush: Meanwhile back in Mexico:

Link (new window)

Mexicans want to know where oil money has gone
An expected bonanza for Mexico's state-run oil company hasn't happened, and conspiracy theories are rampant.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

MEXICO CITY - Where did all the oil money go?

"Mexico, many here believed, would be swimming in petrodollars by now thanks to record global oil prices that are nearly double what they were a year ago. Some experts pegged the potential windfall for Mexico at more than $20 billion this year if prices stay high.

But the Mexican government announced last month that not only was there no surplus oil money, but that Pemex, Mexico's nationalized oil company, had actually lost nearly $1 billion in the year's first three months."

THIS

WTF is wrong that they keep using PEMEX as a farking piggie bank!? Ugh!!! It pisses me off.

/"Oil is for Mexicans" my ass! I can't invest in it! I find no benefits in it!
//Privatize the oil, for once!

Mr. Potatoass: I work part time as a fluffer at a donkey show, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

Congrats on getting sponsored for TF.

My mom has been crossing the border from BC to Washington state for years for cheaper gas. Right now they are paying the equivalent of 5.50 a gallon for gas in the Vancouver area.

I came for the Mooby's burger.

bahr: mesohorny>

Came for the Clerks II reference, did NOT leave disappointed.

It's like I'm not even here.

Meanwhile, down under, a similar thing has been happening between the Australian states of New South Wales and Queensland.

Queensland has bee subsidising cheap petrol (what AUssies call "gas," so the New South Welsh near Queensland (or "Mexicans") as they call those south of the border) have been driving up to take advantage.

But soon they won't be able to- all Queensland driving licenses will be reissued to include a special barcode that proves you are a Queensland resident. This means no barcode- NO CHEAP PETROL.

Here's the link- http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23793981-5016966,00.html

Mind you, a story about Mexico and gas? I'm going for the low hanging fruit here- Eat Mexican food, and you'll have plenty of gas!

Of course, that's not counting the two and a half hour wait, idling away all that cheap gas, to cross the border.

Sounds like a false economy to me.

/Lives in San Diego area
//Never been to Mexico

Bronto Saurus: Of course, that's not counting the two and a half hour wait, idling away all that cheap gas, to cross the border.

Sounds like a false economy to me.

/Lives in San Diego area
//Never been to Mexico

It's almost twice as expensive a mile away, so I'm thinking if you manage to not idle away half your tank in transit you'd still come up on top. Plus donkeys, lead-laced candies and pills.

cool_viv_p: drtfa
but ive been considering going across to fill up, the border is so close i could walk, however that would be defeating the purpose, anyway yesterday someone told me that there tank took about 60 bucks to fill up on this side and only 30 bucks over there.

/mexicali is fun.

IDK, only time I ever crossed into Mexico was down by El Centro into Mexicali, it was like walking into the 60's (buses,cars,etc...)

Bronto Saurus: Of course, that's not counting the two and a half hour wait, idling away all that cheap gas, to cross the border.

Sounds like a false economy to me.

/Lives in San Diego area
//Never been to Mexico

Because while you are sitting in the line not moving, there is a law requiring you to run your car, right?? RIGHT??

//lives in san diego
//been to MEX numerous times
//turns off car while sitting in line

I also got a massage which really relaxed me and took away most of my stress. After that I ate at a nice restaurant called Cafe Especial. I had some delicious carne asada. I also indugled in the hot dogs wrapped in bacon they sell on the many street carts.


Mmmmmmmmm Bacon wrapped hot-dogs from a TJ street cart!

makebank: I'm a San Diego resident/native who comes to Tijuana, so I am getting a kick out of these naive responses including the subby. We come for the ass, but not for jack ass(donkey). Cheap gas is just one of the side benefits.

I hope you realize you are now farkied as "bangs TJ whores" for all eternity.

hasty ambush: MEXICO CITY - Where did all the oil money go?

"Mexico, many here believed, would be swimming in petrodollars by now thanks to record global oil prices that are nearly double what they were a year ago. Some experts pegged the potential windfall for Mexico at more than $20 billion this year if prices stay high.

But the Mexican government announced last month that not only was there no surplus oil money, but that Pemex, Mexico's nationalized oil company, had actually lost nearly $1 billion in the year's first three months."

Obviously they need to hire this guy:



I also have to wonder how many of these people sneaking south of the border for cheap gas are also anti-immigration, pro-border fence Rethuglican bigots. If someone like that is caught filling up in Tijuana, I'd like to see him in the donkey show, as the donkey. Then they ought to steal his car, cell phone and money, drop his ass off about 30km south of Mexicali, and make him hoof it back north. Make it a real authentic Mexican travel experience!

Ghastly: bahr: mesohorny>

Came for the Clerks II reference, did NOT leave disappointed.

It's like I'm not even here.

Were you supposed to be here today?

/hopes the donkey didn't have a heinie troll

Oooh, cake!

pestluvr:
Were you supposed to be here today?


Bravo

/golf clap.

maybe no donkey show in TJ but...coastal Columbia?

this isn't a good idea

momentous: maybe no donkey show in TJ but...coastal Columbia?

this isn't a good idea

Oh dear.

At least he wears a condom.

GAT_00: All donkey jokes aside, holy fark $2.50 gas!

You see? THIS IS WHAT THE OIL COMPANIES WANT! They want us to be farking thankful for $2.50 per gallon gasoline.