Looks like a worm to me.

I can't see the sailboat.

Looks like Elvis to me.

The French Fry looks like one of Jesus' scabs

Stay away from the onion rings

That came from my nose fools

Makes more sense than those wafers and grape juice.

usually, jesus claims at least look a little bit like jesus
in this it looks like two french fries stuck together.
and that's it.

I see Waldo.

Are we serious?...

stupid

It's a streetlight, etc, etc.

This nonsense will end when some over-hyped moron in the media realizes that people are going to say, "Hey look, my poop has the same shape as Jesus". Then there will be a white-supremacist outcry again Jesus being brown with little corn chunks in him.

Sad attention hungry fools.

yum fries... thau shalt not create idols? besides how does one know what Jesus looks like? last i checked he should be Middle Eastern... he would probably get stopped by TSA...

Repeat.

This is going to make me sound like a troll, but...


How can we take this seriously? If God is so mighty, how did he go from creating the universe to putting his son on food products?

i see dead prophets...

sure this wasn't in florida?
or someone from florida?
or florida potatoes?

stupid swamp people...

jesus? or cobra (possibly puff adder)?
you decide:

The shrimp suffered, died and was buried. On the third day, he rose again in fulfillment of the menu.

freakdiablo: This is going to make me sound like a troll, but...


How can we take this seriously? If God is so mighty, how did he go from creating the universe to putting his son on food products?



Maybe Jesus really likes grilled cheese and fries. And it's probably the best way to communicate with fat retards.

Apophenia people. That's all it is when you see Jesus, Mary, and Elvis in common objects.

I see it. Awesome!!

Suck it, non-believers!

It's a Cobra Kai Fry.

JESUS DOES NOT EXIST IS THIS FRENCH FRY, DOES IT?!

NO SENSEI!!

Looks like a burnt fry to me. The woman needs to learn to cook better.

Now that's a communion I can get behind!

/Stop the car - they over-salted the cross and I ordered no onions on my Christ... makes my pee smell funny.

tHAT looks like SHIIT

her oil's not hot enough

I am the lord thy god, you must repeat........Repeat! A good week ago too.

hovsm: I am the lord thy god, you must repeat........Repeat! A good week ago too.

ahem... we RESURRECT here (with dippin' sauce)

I'd love to post the tabletop crucifixion from Love and Death on Long Island, but I can't find it anywhere. Sorry.

(I guess Fark is a good reason to keep a copy of every movie ever.)

toonz: jesus? or cobra (possibly puff adder)?
you decide:

Aha! I saw a King too...King Cobra, that is. Thank God I'm not the only one.

On the other hand, I make home-made french fries all of the time and I've never seen such shoddy work. Well, maybe some of the tiny bits that stay in the deep fryer and are hard to fish out unless you filter the oil.

If your french fries look like bacon bits... you may be a redneck!

Nice one subby.
I would add to that, "or dipped in my manjuice, mayonaise"

I see a burnt french fry stuck to another burnt french fry.

/what do I win?

Mmmmm...sacrilicious.



/can't believe you people haven't posted that yet.

idiots.

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Gridlock:
This nonsense will end when some over-hyped moron in the media realizes that people are going to say, "Hey look, my poop has the same shape as Jesus". Then there will be a white-supremacist outcry again Jesus being brown with little corn chunks in him.

I lol'd.

/although it should be "against"

Is the Florida tag away on vacation today?

Jesus Cheeses...the Cheese that Pleases

Seriously, GOd should SMITE these people

/BTW it WAs Elvis

Yeah... I'm sure this whole "I see Jesus" thing has nothing to do with the fact that our brains are pretty much hard-wired to see faces when a bunch of stuff kinda resembles one. As for the "Jesus face" thing... lots of men have beards. It might not be Jesus... it could be Fidel Castro... or maybe Charles Manson.

There's a Jesus toast maker out there somewhere that'll put the image of Jesus on your toast for you. Now they should make a Jesus French Fry press, so you can make little fried crosses to go along with your dinosaur chicken nuggets.

kenkire: I see a burnt french fry stuck to another burnt french fry.

/what do I win?

A clear conscience and a vote of sanity from me.

WilsBadKarma: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.

One, Two, FIVE!

WilsBadKarma
And the Lord spake,...


/How does one spake?

I love how she reverently lays the fused fries out on her best linen

That fry looks awful. She either overcooked it, was overusing the cooking oil, or both. Whatever the reason, I hope her husband gave her grief for burning the Holy Jesus Christ Is Our Lord French Fry.