Alright, yeah?

Dat's where dey jailed da Big Cheese, see?

dude, i woulda done a huge brody and then popped a wheelie right out of that place.

Whatta putz.

Resisting a merchant? Is that new? I don't think I ever heard that one before. Must be a Florida original.

Brings in a backpack? What a maroon.

I used to steal meat and shrimp because you get 50% of the face value, on the street. But never bring a large bag into the store, because that's what they're looking for.

Better to bring in some empty bags from that store and fill them up, walk out with confidence. Or walk out the IN door if possible.

No doubt it's a bit more difficult nowadays, as security catches onto all the tricks.

Paul Pierce is robbing Wal-Marts?

Robbery is when you use force to steal something.
Larceny is stealing shiat without the use of force.
Burglary is breaking into someone's home or a business and intending to commit any crime (even "public lewdness").

But, hey, the media's known for its lack of facts. :)

Putz banned from Wal*Mart.

What an missed opportunity.

give er! give er!

davynelson: Brings in a backpack? What a maroon.

Some people actually legitimately bring in backpacks, especially if riding a bike or if they're college students that don't have a car and stop to get a few things after getting off the bus.

Granted, you should still be aware of people wearing backpacks as not everyone is honest.

Damn it, subby! They can't take away my wednesday hobby!.

I hope there's a follow-up piece on this... kinda hoping this guy's lawyer turns out to be named Dave Osborne...oh, the irony...

Everett, are we banned from just the one branch or is it the entire chain?

StrikitRich

Putz banned from Wal*Mart.

What an missed opportunity.


It wasn't missed. The mods decided to go with this headline

Is he a provincial putz? /Definately NOT obscure.