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(Daily Mail) Scary Today's hot young females are demanding real orgasms, forcing men to take pills to keep up   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 417
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msannomalley [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 08:01:05 AM  
Women have had to deal with these expectations from men for decades, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these guys because the shoe is now on the other foot and they don't "measure up"? And isn't this what you guys wanted from us all along? To know what we want in the sack and not be afraid to say so? So why are you complaining? C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

/karma's a biatch, ain't it?
//And so am I.
///still waiting for the caffeine to kick in. It's early.

 
tomWright 2008-06-15 08:13:15 AM  
This is really sad.

Young kids like that can't keep up without a pill? Hell I'm about to be 50 and don't have any problems.*

Get a bike. Or a pair of running shoes, or something. Endurance athletes have endurance in lot's of areas.

/Don't have a GF either, but still...

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 08:32:11 AM  
The only winning move is not to play.

 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 08:34:20 AM  
msannomalley: C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

It's not the mens fault that you are so frigid you need to be pounded like a jackhammer for 45 minutes to get off.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 08:35:03 AM  
GaryPDX: The only winning move is not to play masturbate furiously.

/took the liberty of fixing that for you

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 08:44:22 AM  
If the girls weren't ugly the guys wouldn't need a pill to keep it up.

 
malcy 2008-06-15 09:15:25 AM  
You'll get a two minute scuttling from behind and be happy with it

 
RodneyToady [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:22:31 AM  
How about an alternative hypothesis? Society is changing in a way that allows men to be comfortable enough to talk to doctors about sexual dysfunction, and are seeking treatment at younger ages?

So, prevalence isn't increasing, but "reporting" is.

And the whole "emasculation" thing is just a load of crap.

 
meekychuppet 2008-06-15 09:22:43 AM  
msannomalley: Women have had to deal with these expectations from men for decades, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these guys because the shoe is now on the other foot and they don't "measure up"? And isn't this what you guys wanted from us all along? To know what we want in the sack and not be afraid to say so? So why are you complaining? C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

/karma's a biatch, ain't it?
//And so am I.
///still waiting for the caffeine to kick in. It's early.


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Or maybe you should stop being such a small minded shiathead. Have you read romantic literature? It's women who expect the impossible, not men, hence Heathcliff, D'arcy et al.

Personally I am bored of 'strong women'. First feminists didn't need men, now they want to be farked in to the mattress every day. Yawn. I don't need a pill to fulfil that and neither should any male between 18 and 30.

The worst thing is women think we care.

 
GregoryD 2008-06-15 09:47:43 AM  
Ugly guys will happily take all night to give you an orgasm. But ya'll don't want us!

 
biobot [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:03:29 AM  
malcy: You'll get a two minute scuttling from behind and be happy with it

Careful, next thing you know she'll be demanding two whole minutes every time.

 
muzzrphochr 2008-06-15 10:06:30 AM  
Considering I woke up and made the gf explode in a full body sweat and her legs quiver like a paint shaker twice before 10am, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/OH GAAAWD!
//no pills required.

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:25:10 AM  
muzzrphochr: Considering I woke up and made the gf explode in a full body sweat and her legs quiver like a paint shaker twice before 10am, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/OH GAAAWD!
//no pills required.


So you gave her malaria, huh?

 
HeadbangerSmurf [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:33:08 AM  
I'm overweight and out of shape and I can still make my wife orgasm without a problem. Maybe those kids should learn how to please a woman instead of using pills to keep a boner because they blow their wad after the first 30 seconds.

 
TehNacho [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:53:09 AM  
RodneyToady: How about an alternative hypothesis? Society is changing in a way that allows men to be comfortable enough to talk to doctors about sexual dysfunction, and are seeking treatment at younger ages?

So, prevalence isn't increasing, but "reporting" is.

And the whole "emasculation" thing is just a load of crap.


I dunno, I think it's pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker.

After seeing her, I'm pretty much uninterested in sex for weeks.

 
muzzrphochr 2008-06-15 11:00:33 AM  
CougarJeff: muzzrphochr: Considering I woke up and made the gf explode in a full body sweat and her legs quiver like a paint shaker twice before 10am, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/OH GAAAWD!
//no pills required.

So you gave her malaria, huh?


Just spreading the love.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:26:31 AM  
Come on guys.

Your tongues don't need pills.

 
error 303 2008-06-15 11:29:14 AM  
Women can have orgasms?

 
wmoonfox 2008-06-15 11:31:06 AM  
Lightweights...

 
TxRabbit 2008-06-15 11:31:09 AM  
I thought cooking and cleaning and buying shoes did it for them.

 
This Just In [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:32:02 AM  
What i lack in the pissa i make up with the kissa.

 
DaBishop 2008-06-15 11:32:08 AM  
Well, this should be a reasonable conversation.....

 
Lizara 2008-06-15 11:32:43 AM  
msannomalley: C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!


Those words, in the context of a sex thread, gave me a mental picture that didn't involve pleasing any women at all... and probably wouldn't please too many of the guys here either.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:32:45 AM  
SilentStrider: Come on guys.

Your tongues don't need pills.


giggity!

/said that a lot already today

 
rathoth 2008-06-15 11:32:45 AM  
error 303: Women can have orgasms?

Yeah. So?

 
LegacyDL 2008-06-15 11:33:02 AM  
I remember a time when the only problem young guys had in the sack was PE, now they can't keep it up?

 
nstutsman [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:34:00 AM  
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. They think we care.

 
tstoneman 2008-06-15 11:34:12 AM  
Behold, the horrors of feminism! Men, do NOT let your women watch television! Our biggest mistake was letting them communicate with one another, and let them form IDEAS. It's not too late to turn back the clock!

 
magicalOne 2008-06-15 11:34:38 AM  
no problem, no pills either

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-06-15 11:34:56 AM  
I call bullshiat on this. If women had a tenth of my sex drive, I'd never be able to keep a job.

 
lilplatinum [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:35:21 AM  
Hmm if sarah parker inspired women to do anything I thought it would be to eat a bag of oats and gallop around a meadow..

 
elektronic 2008-06-15 11:35:22 AM  
Newsflash:

beer + condom = soft serve

no condom = hard packed

/double true if she's ugly

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:35:22 AM  
I love how these guys are so quick to make the jump to pills instead of improving their technique. Newsflash: women can get off quickly when you're doing it right. Very, very right.

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:36:17 AM  
msannomalley: Women have had to deal with these expectations from men for decades, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these guys because the shoe is now on the other foot and they don't "measure up"? And isn't this what you guys wanted from us all along? To know what we want in the sack and not be afraid to say so? So why are you complaining? C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

/karma's a biatch, ain't it?
//And so am I.
///still waiting for the caffeine to kick in. It's early.


i191.photobucket.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 11:36:35 AM  
This isn't particularily new. But the part that guys my age have to take pills, well that's the weird part.

So far, I'm good. But then again I don't get laid every day. Or go to the gym in 26 minutes.

 
OZZ 2008-06-15 11:37:08 AM  
msannomalley: Women have had to deal with these expectations from men for decades, and now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these guys because the shoe is now on the other foot and they don't "measure up"? And isn't this what you guys wanted from us all along? To know what we want in the sack and not be afraid to say so? So why are you complaining? C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

/karma's a biatch, ain't it?
//And so am I.
///still waiting for the caffeine to kick in. It's early.


Yep you are a biatch and fortunately you don't personify the modern woman.

I feel sorry for the guy who has to put up with your gender wars bullshiat 24/7.

 
Joker you diabolical... 2008-06-15 11:37:16 AM  
nstutsman: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. They think we care.


Dammit! One minute.
I'll post this instead:
ecx.images-amazon.com

 
Adam Baum 2008-06-15 11:37:24 AM  
SpeshilEdjukashin: msannomalley: C'mon, guys! Suck it up and take it like men!

It's not the mens fault that you are so frigid you need to be pounded like a jackhammer for 45 minutes to get off.


================================================================

i lol'd.

 
wydok 2008-06-15 11:37:35 AM  
ACK! Sarah Jessica Parker has 4 arms!

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
Aldo the Wonder Dog 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
RodneyToady: How about an alternative hypothesis? Society is changing in a way that allows men to be comfortable enough to talk to doctors about sexual dysfunction, and are seeking treatment at younger ages? So, prevalence isn't increasing, but "reporting" is.And the whole "emasculation" thing is just a load of crap.

I just hope this crap isn't covered in Obama's healthcare coverage plans.


/most powerful sex organ is what's between the ears
//man up, will ya?

 
strife 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
I don't get laid anyway, so whatever.

/wtf is a, "Sex And The City," generation anyway?

 
techbuzz 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
FTA: He suggested advertising - such as David Beckham's Armani underwear campaign - glamorises the well-toned male body, which men find daunting because they assume it is what women expect.

As a 'well-toned' male who routinely gets compliments on my abs and chest, I applaud this trend.

 
simian04 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
I just made my woman shutter like mad last night, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Silly insecure men. Silly frigid women.

 
wydok 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
This is confusing. Viagra doesn't prevent ejaculation, doe sit? How does this help, exactly?

And the problem with kids today is the lack of foreplay.

 
weclock 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
TehNacho: RodneyToady: How about an alternative hypothesis? Society is changing in a way that allows men to be comfortable enough to talk to doctors about sexual dysfunction, and are seeking treatment at younger ages?

So, prevalence isn't increasing, but "reporting" is.

And the whole "emasculation" thing is just a load of crap.

I dunno, I think it's pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker.

After seeing her, I'm pretty much uninterested in sex for weeks.


heh, fairly much.

if my woman wants more, i tell her the adult shoppe is open.
then again, the last time i wanted more she was all 'lol, go look at porn.'

so alls fair in love and war.

but usually, they don't want more... they want me to stop.

 
scavenger 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
more blow jobs.

 
tarmon 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
wydok: ACK! Sarah Jessica Parker has 4 arms!

Horses always have. This isn't news.

 
momalboe 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
nstutsman: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. They think we care.
Because it has become clear that the man they are with is incompetent and they would rather he get it over with instead of continuing with his pathetic attempts. If we actually cared, or thought you cared, we'd give you a little more time and direction.

FTFY

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
Maybe if Sex and the City types weren't hideous, vapid, and full of hang-ups about their own bodies resulting from the sort of neurosis that occurs when a person has no real interests, the men in question wouldn't need pharmaceutical help. Nothing knocks down a boner faster than hearing a stupid woman talking in a valley-girl voice about how much of your money she wants to spend.

 
UncleOwen 2008-06-15 11:42:48 AM  
Listen, gawshdarnit, if you do it right, it won't take 45 minutes, I swear. Look at it this way, when the ladies give us a beej, if they're no good at it, it might take 10-15 minutes to get off, and that's really trying. If they're talented, however, it can be over in less than 5.
Yes, repetition will eventually get you there, but if you pay a little attention to your lady and notice the things that she likes or that work for her (all ladies like different things at different pressures, speeds, etc), then you can give her better, stronger orgasms faster and more often. It's actually simple.
Also, don't forget that you can get a woman close to orgasm without even touching her, if you know the right things to say and do. A woman's sexuality is centered in her brain. Many's the time I've spent 30 minutes to an hour, quietly explaining to my lady in detail the things that I was going to do to her. By the time I touched her, she was on fire. Try a little mental stimulation. Don't go right for the love button.

 
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