Swedish teen girls have more sex with one another

is a much better article.......

Don't you judge me, mister.

But that's only way you can make it good.



/that and parachutes

Hot cops are not kinky.

/baby, get the handcuffs!

Your sex life may be a bit too kinky if it requires police animal control agents involvement

ftfs

Depends on who is playing the police officer

"Were the handcuffs totally necessary officer?"

"Well, actually that was your husband's idea."

it is too kinky if the midgets have your all of your contact info memorized

real shaman: Swedish teen girls have more sex with one another

is a much better article.......

having now rtfa: yes.

and for the win: hot swedish lesbian cops.

do hot swedish lesbian cops ride motorcycles? i just want to make this fantasy as accurate as possible.

I dated a girl in College who's last name was Police, and she wasn't kinky at all.

bobbette: do hot swedish lesbian cops ride motorcycles?

Followup question: Is your newsletter illustrated?

Look at the poll on the side of the page.
"Is it wrong for a teacher to give a student a congratulatory pat on the rear?"

Oh come on. This isn't a case of "too kinky" it's a case of "too stupid to realize you always need to know where the second handcuff key went to in case you lose the first one in the heat of the moment."

this is what you get for not having the proper equipment.

Everyone knows you get the cuffs with the quick release catch.

Oh shiat. How embarassing is that. Well, it's out now that you like BDSM.

I think this one speaks loads for the sweedish people. Like it's ripped from the headlines of West Virginia.

Mother not charged in french-kissing her Son.

Tsietisin: this is what you get for not having the proper equipment.

Everyone knows you get the cuffs with the quick release catch.

Came here to say this. It's too bad they don't sell them at fairs anymore...

As a former cop, all of my sex required police involvement.

FriarReb98: Tsietisin: this is what you get for not having the proper equipment.

Everyone knows you get the cuffs with the quick release catch.

Came here to say this. It's too bad they don't sell them at fairs anymore...

Eww. No. Too easy for a tortured subby to escape from.

Ren_Hoek: As a former cop, all of my sex required police involvement.

So, it would be, a pig in a blanket, right?

/See what I did there?

Giggity!

/dnrtfa

Mr Miracle: it is too kinky if the midgets have your all of your contact info memorized

The midgets? You make it sound like a motorcycle gang or something.

You've got to be GGG sometimes

Ren_Hoek: As a former cop, all of my sex required police involvement.

Prison Inmate sex would be that way too!

Pics?

hardinparamedic: FriarReb98: Tsietisin: this is what you get for not having the proper equipment.

Everyone knows you get the cuffs with the quick release catch.

Came here to say this. It's too bad they don't sell them at fairs anymore...

Eww. No. Too easy for a tortured subby to escape from.

This is why you have a disciplined subby who won't try and escape the cuffs, lest she suffer punishment for it.

Swedes: the aristocrats of Europe.

Was it worth it?

Tsietisin: hardinparamedic: FriarReb98: Tsietisin: this is what you get for not having the proper equipment.

Everyone knows you get the cuffs with the quick release catch.

Came here to say this. It's too bad they don't sell them at fairs anymore...

Eww. No. Too easy for a tortured subby to escape from.

This is why you have a disciplined subby who won't try and escape the cuffs, lest she suffer punishment for it.

Hmm...I guess it's different when you're a smart-assed masochist. :)

burber: You've got to be GGG sometimes

A Savage Love reader! Nice.

/a loyal Dan Savage fan for well over a decade.
//read my first column, devoted to santorum (pre-naming as such) in a local gay & lesbian weekly I picked up at age 11. Srsly.

Stay out of my disease.

Ren_Hoek:
As a former cop, all of my sex required police involvement.

I LOL'd (as much as my ball gag would permit me to)

nahhh, really?

Oops, my bad.

I'm all tied up about this.

That's YOUR opinion, subby. I say police involvement is only the beginning...

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Three linked stories from this one are all in in the same refrain:

* Mum avoids conviction for tongue kissing her son (12 Jun 08)
* Swedish teen girls have more sex with one another (30 May 08)
* Kinky Swedish mums want more sex (16 May 08)

And from those pages, 66% of those links were to stories about sex or exhibitionism.

Wow. Sweden sounds like a swingin' place. And I think I can help out on #3. One ticket to Sweden, please!

/yowser

"But officer, if we are making love with each other while you watch, instead of arresting us, how do we know that you won't take off your uniform and make love to both of us at the same time when we are all hot, naked and helpless?"

If you can call the cops you can call a friend, all your friends have handcuff keys and already know about your perversion anyway.

bobbette: A Savage Love reader! Nice.

/a loyal Dan Savage fan for well over a decade.
//read my first column, devoted to santorum (pre-naming as such) in a local gay & lesbian weekly I picked up at age 11. Srsly.

I don't know when I first picked it up but I most assuredly wasn't 11. Dan would have only been 18 or so at the time.

\\obligatory How you doin?
\\ apparently much older than you
\\ got any daddy issues?

irockalot: "Were the handcuffs totally necessary officer?"

"Well, actually that was your husband's idea."

full of win.

irockalot: "Were the handcuffs totally necessary officer?"

"Well, actually that was your husband's idea."

I finally made my GF watch that movie, I may have to watch it again tonight.

/Gleemonex
//They make it from monkey cum

Wait wait wait wait....

You can be TOO kinky?

/FLabbergasted. I be it.

Your sex life may be a bit too not kinky enough if it doesn't requires police involvement

FTFY subby.

bobbette: do hot swedish lesbian cops ride motorcycles?

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Well, not REQUIRES, per se. Its not really MANDATORY.

-ITs more of a lucky little extra