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(NYPost) Weird He was a 6-foot-6 genius billionaire with a chiseled frame, physical endurance and a taste for fast cars and gadgets. Oh, and he had a drug-fueled orgy cave   (nypost.com) divider line 96
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ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:25:29 AM  
Giggity!!

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2008-06-15 09:25:31 AM  
JESUS, WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T HE??!?!

 
TheLopper 2008-06-15 09:27:48 AM  
Drug Fueled Orgy Cave would be a good name for a band.

 
limbless 2008-06-15 09:28:03 AM  
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work.

 
skinink 2008-06-15 09:28:08 AM  

"In an Oriental-themed, tricked-out parlor, Nicholas, his friends and a bevy of prostitutes would party and have sex for days - abusing cocaine, laughing gas and other drugs, as music from such chart-toppers as Led Zeppelin and Phil Collins played, according to court papers and a former employee."


"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility.


"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.


"But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite. "


www.tagbanger.com

 
CaptJeff 2008-06-15 09:29:53 AM  
"....and other drugs, as music from such chart-toppers as Led Zeppelin and Phil Collins played, according to court papers and a former employee."

Sweet.. Led Zeppelin and Phil Col....err.. wait a minute. Phil Collins?

 
Kelquin 2008-06-15 09:30:24 AM  
Tony Stark?

 
skinink 2008-06-15 09:30:25 AM  
Hey, Limbless, do you have a business card I can check out as well?

 
poisonpill 2008-06-15 09:30:38 AM  
At least he seems like he's having more fun than Howard Hughes did.

 
Godwin's Judge 2008-06-15 09:31:06 AM  
Bill Brasky?

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:36:36 AM  
My phone never rang.

© and to think, I like parties

 
towatchoverme 2008-06-15 09:39:19 AM  
We used to hold our drug-filled orgies in the hayloft, back in the day.

The straw got a mite uncomfortable and there was always a chance a stray ash could light the whole thing up, but my friend's mom kept a watchful eye on things, and was a good little lover, too.

 
Cyborg77 2008-06-15 09:39:29 AM  
There would also be "whippets" - small metal canisters of nitrous oxide that, when inhaled through the mouth, produce an intense but short-lived high.

dvdclub2u.com

 
Chester J. Lampwick 2008-06-15 09:42:05 AM  
The billionaire paid for him to attend bartending school to learn how to make cocktails, including Nicholas' favorite, the grasshopper, a sweetly potent mix of creme de menthe and cocoa.

I'm not sure if that's as strange as the Phil Collins reference, but it's close.

My mom used to order a grasshopper when we went to Red Lobster once a month. She is the only person I've ever known to drink one.

 
nefarius armati 2008-06-15 09:42:57 AM  
img262.imageshack.us

 
tripperday 2008-06-15 09:43:07 AM  
Terrible boss, terrible dad, terrible husband, but maybe his story will inspire other genius coke addicts to make something of themselves.

 
DubyaHater 2008-06-15 09:43:41 AM  
According to court documents, the secrecy of the parties was shattered in May 2002, when his wife found him at the sex den after she flew home from vacation and found him high on drugs and having sex with a prostitute.

Grandma???????

 
grxymkjbn 2008-06-15 09:45:08 AM  
towatchoverme: We used to hold our drug-filled orgies in the hayloft, back in the day.


My hayloft had wall-to-wall carpeting, five mattresses, a hammock, a built-in bong and a stereo. Thirty-five years later, strangers STILL come up to me and say, "Dude, I lost my virginity in your barn!"

But (as far as I know, anyway) no one ever got it on with my mom.

 
MyNameIsMofuga 2008-06-15 09:46:40 AM  
skinink: Hey, Limbless, do you have a business card I can check out as well?

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

 
Malinki 2008-06-15 09:47:47 AM  
Hero tag broken?

 
IncubatorJones 2008-06-15 09:48:01 AM  
was the hero tag broken?

 
TBone3212 2008-06-15 09:48:07 AM  
The reasons were personal. Nicholas' younger sister, Marsalee, was killed by a drug-dealing ex-boyfriend when she was 22. "I'd say I have a moral vendetta against drug dealers because one killed my sister," Nicholas told The Register.

He really taught those dealers a lesson by buying all their drugs.

 
smells homeless 2008-06-15 09:48:20 AM  
"A bedroom in the back was used for sex and sleeping"

The Romero is strong with this one.

 
IncubatorJones 2008-06-15 09:49:23 AM  
Malinki: Hero tag broken?

damn that was close.

 
llfennell 2008-06-15 09:50:22 AM  
Dangit! Someone made a Dave Barry-esque comment before I could!

/Sounds like a sexy place to work for.
//I guess 401K is how much coke he kept in his dungeon, bud dum dum psshhh!
///Here all week, try the veal!

 
Defleshed 2008-06-15 09:52:27 AM  
This is really pushing the boundaries of "news" even for the Post. RICH GUY HAS LOTS OF SEX AND SMOKES THE DRUGS MORE AT 11

 
Leeroy Jenkinssss 2008-06-15 09:52:31 AM  
They make it sound like he was doing something wrong!

/wish to subscribe to his newsletter

 
dirtyfarker 2008-06-15 09:53:15 AM  
coke fueled orgies sound so much more fun than a weeded-out fap fest...

 
Sobrrr 2008-06-15 09:55:19 AM  
So.... he's single?!?!

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 09:58:39 AM  
is this a repeat? i swear i've read this story before.

 
FauxNews 2008-06-15 10:05:30 AM  
grxymkjbn: (as far as I know, anyway) no one ever got it on with my mom.

Ummmm nooo.

 
dan_in_oakland 2008-06-15 10:08:08 AM  
This man is my hero and role model. I shall learn from his mistakes, become wealthy, get an orgy cave, and leave out the "get addicted to drugs that make paranoid and all death-threaty" step.

Thank you sir, for making me a proud American with a new lease on life and a bold new direction. To the orgy cave, Robyn!

 
kstonk 2008-06-15 10:08:28 AM  
bobbette: is this a repeat? i swear i've read this story before.

You did. I was posting about my party last week. Remarkable similarities but different people. Sorry for the confusion.

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:09:07 AM  
Doc Savage?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:10:17 AM  
I CAN HAS

blog.jambaz.com

PHIL COLLINS AND GRASSHOPPER?

 
Dr.Zom 2008-06-15 10:11:15 AM  
bobbette: is this a repeat? i swear i've read this story before.

Yes and I'll say now what I said then:

If I was a billionaire my whole life would be a drug-fueled orgy.

/well, mostly orgy. I can live without the drugs.

 
thatpetguy 2008-06-15 10:13:01 AM  
Dad?

 
badhatharry 2008-06-15 10:15:02 AM  
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!".

The grasshopper says,"You have a drink named Irving?"

 
radioman_ 2008-06-15 10:21:51 AM  
A man walks into a bar with a giant grasshopper on his head.
The bartender, a former construction worker, says, "Where did you get that?"
And the giant grasshopper says, "I dunno. It just started out as a wart on my ass."

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:22:02 AM  
Dr.Zom: bobbette: is this a repeat? i swear i've read this story before.

Yes and I'll say now what I said then:
If I was a billionaire my whole life would be a drug-fueled orgy.
/well, mostly orgy. I can live without the drugs.

Show some gumption, man! I'd plow my money into research on aerospike engines, scramjets, and single-stage-to-orbit vehicles.

You know, for space orgies.

 
Wulfman 2008-06-15 10:22:21 AM  
lol why is peachpicker my favorites? Because of stuff like that!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:24:10 AM  
It's a shame about his past but why any billionaire wouldn't have a drug (well I'm not really into drugs) or booze filled secret orgy cave is unfathomable.

I don't know if I would fight crime or not. I'd like to think I'd give it a shot.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-06-15 10:26:11 AM  
Now why the hell was I given credit for this? I only mentioned the Phil Collins. I mean, if you've got a better headline, go for it. Oh well, woo-hoo, greenlight.

Although it's kind of like getting someone else's mail and keeping it. Not that I've ever done that.

/I heard the grasshopper's name was Steve.

 
cynicalbastard 2008-06-15 10:32:07 AM  
Drug dealers are likely very, very careful dealing with billionaires. Guys with that kind of money who think you're ripping them off can afford to have you locked up and assraped on a 24/7 basis by heavyset, tattooed men who believe in beating as a form of foreplay.
/and that's without even having you arrested...

 
swaxhog 2008-06-15 10:41:04 AM  
A billionaire too cheap to pay his workers. Where have I seen this before.

 
Hammster 2008-06-15 10:42:55 AM  
According to court documents, the secrecy of the parties was shattered in May 2002, when his wife found him at the sex den after she flew home from vacation and found him high on drugs and having sex with a prostitute.

"When Stacey found out, she was very sad," the former worker said. "She didn't want to see him anymore."

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downtownkid 2008-06-15 10:45:29 AM  
Sounds like most Hollywood Producers.

 
Shvetz 2008-06-15 10:47:26 AM  
"In an Oriental-themed, tricked-out parlor, Nicholas, his friends and a bevy of prostitutes would party and have sex for days - abusing cocaine, laughing gas and other drugs, as music from such chart-toppers as Led Zeppelin and Phil Collins played, according to court papers and a former employee."

I'm willing to bet a lot of billionaires do this. They just do a better job of covering it up.

 
obeymatt 2008-06-15 10:51:45 AM  
FTA:In another suit seeking unpaid wages, Kenji Kato, a former personal assistant, said he was forced to act as a drug courier, conceal Nicholas' illegal activities from family members and entertain clients with prostitutes.

www.moviestore.com

 
FuturePastNow [TotalFark] 2008-06-15 10:56:38 AM  
tripperday: Terrible boss, terrible dad, terrible husband, but maybe his story will inspire other genius coke addicts to make something of themselves.

It makes me wish I had an orgy cave.

 
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