I hope she kept the receipt for those boobs; that's a really bad implant job. Let's see; magic levitation, check; ten-and-two, check; bullets, check; asymmetrical, check. Hefner's surgeon is losing it.

Wow those things on her chest are just painful to look at. I really wish these women would stop maiming themselves like this.

My thoughts about this unfortunate girl have been covered nicely.

Has someone seem the 2 grapefruits I left laying around...Crystal Stevens, I'm lookin in your direction.

Maybe they think we won't notice as long as they airbrush over her scars.